Do Australians actually have any redeeming qualities. Don't say you know a nice Australian - a good bloke - because I bet he has been living in West London for 15 years, and his parents were born in England. He doesn't count.
They live in a beautful country, with an excellent climate, a whole continent to explore. They have a reasonable standard of living, love a barbie and a beer, and a dip in their swimming pools.
They have no political enemies living on their borders, and would be the country most likely to survive and thrive after a nuclear holocaust.
So why are Aussies such wankers. Racist, ignorant, stupid - genetically thick, close-minded, sport obsessed, soap watching morons. With an Aussie, everthing has to come down to the lowest common denominator.
They single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples.
They offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement - not even a good sun bloc!!
They scream and cry and debate endlessely about the only thing that registers on their political radar, and thats immigration - convienently forgetting that they serve as one of the best examples of how mass immigration supplants and destroyed an indigenous culture - through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations.
I hope that twenety million Vietnamese boat people manage to land in Australia. Payback's a bitch.
The cricket fans among us will know that the Ashes are currently being contetsted. The England team have only been in Australia for three days, and already, their british born Sikh bowler is being abused for no other reason other then he is brown. The same happened to the South African black pace bowler Ntini, when he was there a few months earlier.
So I have had enough.
If you are Australian and reading this blog - FUCK OFF! I hate all of you, without exception.
If you are not Australian and reading this blog, remember what I have said when you are meeting an Australian. Your intention should be soley to humiliate and embarrass. Remember it' s okay to say what you want because we all know the Aussies love to banter. If they get offended, remember to say fair dinkum and move on to your next target. If it helps refer to their geneology and the fact that they really are the spawn of scum. I know its a cliche, but trust me, it really works. Also, ask them how long they have been visiting the UK, and when they intend to return. If they have stayed here for longer then six months, ask to see their visa. Take down their details and report them to the authorities. Make them feel like an illegal immigrant.
The Yanks are bad enough - but at least they can say "we are the richest country in the world", or " we have the biggest army in the world" or " we run the world". They have some substance to base their arrogance and superiority. Aussies have nothing apart from a sun tan, a few swimmers and a cricket team. A nation, a people, a culture that amounts to nothing and never will.
Watch out Aussies - I'm a coming!!!!!!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 712 of 712Im an Australian, born and bread, tho my heritage is German..guess that makes it even worse? I agree..im ashamed to be Australian, young men, (20_40) in their fucking commodores, obesity, obsession with moronic football are the worst, women almost as bad, and up themselves.. I stick to myself in shame...
Australians suck...im an Australian.. Wish i could go somewhere else..south America, guess no one will take me...
No screw you! You,re just being stereotypical and jealous. Australians are intelligent, polite and the vast majority of them are not racist. Melbourne has the largest Greek population outside of Greece, and an immemnse portion of the population is Vietnamese, Indian, Sri Lankan or Iranian.. get your facts right and don't base your opinions of what you see on tv or hear from ignorant journalists.
It is a tribute to the Australian character that they created a thriving and prosperous nation from a prison. Don't judge us all from a few stupid bogans you stereotyping and unlearned shits.
At we Australians didn't come up with apartheid. In fact for almost 4 decades after World War Two we opened our doors to all immigrants from across the world. After the Vietnam war thousands of Vietnamese were allowed into Australia whilst the yanks who got em into the mess pissed off back home.
At least were not uneducated, loud mouthed Brits who just quit the EU because they don't wanna have to cope with immigrants coming from Syria. The bloody english created the mess in the Middle East when they divided it up with the French after they beat the Turkish in wW1.
Oh shut up....
The english well where do i start ill start by saying im a proud Australian and very ashamed of the history of white australia policy wait a minuite that was the white english policy conquer conquer conquer not just australia but new zealand;canada ;united states;southafrica,las malvinas argentina aka falkland islands, zimbabwe, scotland ,ireland this list can go on and on decimated the aboriginal peoples on their own lands and enslaved everyone else they have decimated more people on this earth on purpose then any other nation and they cant still get enough still waging starting conspiring in wars today. and to this day you english scum are still winging online and this time around its the aussies turn for your bag of nasties so i was wondering to myself why so many english jumped on board to whing and whine and it got me thinking if was to wake up every single day of my life the sky was grey wet damp i eat the same english slop they call the countries national dish bangers and mash, your woman look like dogs, your sporting heritage is a joke and that fn accent and dont get me started about their hideous teeth im begining to understand their jelousy i mean mentallity towards australians but deep down i d g a f about the old dying stale race of the english cause i and behalf of most australians have better thing to do than to write hate mail all day you f,;'.n whinging poms
Well go home. Simple. What makes you think we want you breeding with us anyway. Dont flatter yourself.
LOL U MAD BRO?
Hahahaha my guess is that the person who started this post was humiliated in some way by an aussie im australian and i find it funny that you are so aggressive towards us on your keyboard you are either a bloke with a pin like penis or a ugly or fat woman that cannot get laid anyway talk is cheap enough said i just stumbled across this forum and giggled and thought id let you know that australians are not intellectually dull or what ever else you can conjure up we are isolated from all you wankers and im so fucking glad we are.if i could meet the person that started this i would break many of your bones
Hahahaha my guess is that the person who started this post was humiliated in some way by an aussie im australian and i find it funny that you are so aggressive towards us on your keyboard you are either a bloke with a pin like penis or a ugly or fat woman that cannot get laid anyway talk is cheap enough said i just stumbled across this forum and giggled and thought id let you know that australians are not intellectually dull or what ever else you can conjure up we are isolated from all you wankers and im so fucking glad we are.if i could meet the person that started this i would break many of your bones
I'm English, born in England & planning to visit Australia for a holiday - have to laugh at all the tosh written here, seems everyone hates everyone regardless of nationality! I have met & know many Aussies here in London & can say broadly that we are basically the same people but Australia has a better climate... a lot of Aussies I have met are far more decent people than much of the UK slob culture... there is some truth we like to have some banter about the ashes etc, makes me laugh! Can't wait to visit Australia, it has been my dream all my life - Sun, Sea, Sand lots of bbq's and beers with a load of friendly Aussies.... absolutely can't wait!!! I guess there are ranting obsessive folks in all countries of the world - actually in many countries much worse than either the UK or Australia
I am sorry that you had to put up with Australians like that. I don't know if you are simply ranting about having an unfortunate encounter or was your general experience with every Aussie the same - but let me assure you that most Australians are quite friendly and welcoming. Sure we do have a semblance of pride in having created one of the best countries in the world - and sometime we tend to get overboard with self appreciation - but in general we exercise modesty and self deprecation when discussing Australia with others. A lot of poms live here and absolutely love it. As I said apologies for the stupidity from our Ozzie mates in the UK, tells us we need to invest more in public education !!
As an Australian I must say how funny I have found the anti-Aussie ravings here. Invented nothing? Let's add wifi to those earlier lists shall we? Stupid? I am a medical doctor at a hospital. Although a Caucasian, I speak fluent Mandarin and Cantonese too. I must make a note to remember the comments here the next time a drunken, tattooed, shaven headed, earring wearing, pommy tourist comes in to the ER.....
Having spent some in in the old dart let me say this: I would much rather be living here in beautiful Coolangatta than anywhere else in the world. Especially in the land of the soap dodgers. To those Aussies who haven't visited England yet, be quick! Soon you will need to speak an Arabic language to enter the country and when you do, will be subject to sharia law.
Time to throw a magnificent steak on the barbecue and enjoy a refreshing ale. Cheerio chaps! LOL
I guess some Aussie must have shagged your girlfriend. Sorry about that, I was a bit drunk.
It isn't Aussies that are the problem, it is humans, and the elitist, brain-washing, oppressive, dictatorial system these greedy fuckers have put in place. I would be more than happy if lemurs took over the world. They'd do a much better job than the idiots currently running (or is that ruining) the place.
LOL what a wanker you are.
How is that Islamic immigration working out for you?
On the olympics, on a per capita basis we do better thank you.
Rugby league, cricket? per capita, yep much better again.
Nicer place to live? yep
wiped out the indigenous population? That was the poms wasn't it?
You'll know if he ever comes to your country. The plane will keep whining even after the engines are turned off!
Australia may have it's problems but we have helped multiple other country's by sending volunteers,supleys and on one particular occasion were sent up against incredible fucking odds in a war we didnt want to fight in only to help England. In my opinion australia has been pretty tolerant of everyone else even with our arrogance and pride
So to those that stereotypically call us idiots fuck you we in australia are living fine without your hate comments
And come on has anyone seen the x-men films hugh jackman is an aussie (in other words wolverine)
Then stop looking in the mirror and move to a different country if you hate it so much
I wish people would proof read before they post. So sick of bad English. Can't you even do capital "I"s? Can't you start a sentence with a capital letter? What is it? Laziness? And of course my stupid fellow Australians, with their particularly bad English, have only proved themselves to be as dumb, ignorant and STUPID as everyone is saying. It's "here", not "hear", for example. OK? To the Aussie who left Australia and went to America and says he never wants to come back? I envy you. I want to do the same. (Not to America though. Gosh). And I've heard about Aussies in Bali and feel just as angry about it. Disrespectful drunken shits from hell. They shouldn't be allowed to leave this country at all. I agree. Australia is a cess pool of bad genes, (English included!) And we have almost completely destroyed the blacks, who had, and still have, a lot to teach us, especially about spiritual things. What are spiritual things, I hear you dumb, sport-loving drongos ask? I won't explain because you wouldn't understand! Also, whatever thin veneer of "culture" we had, (ie: Man from Snowy river), it's all gone. We are now a nation of greedy capitalist pigs who kick our poor people in the streets. We have a growing homeless problem that the pollies ignore. The pollies are mean arseholes who hate their people, except for the young capitalists and other rich people. We could have been the leaders of green technology but missed that boat because of one spastic, (as in dull and closed-minded, visionless), Prime Minister we had. And now, it's true, we have nothing except climate and beaches. Big deal. It's taken me a long time to realize that, on the world's stage, this is a very crap country. I thought one had to stick it out, you know? The country one is born into? But why should I feel any sense of loyalty at all? I've completely lost faith in my country. It's gone to the dogs. It's, so-called, "luck" has run out. How stupid to call yourself "the Lucky Country", as if you've never heard of "pride comes before a fall". As if you do not fear the gods or Nemisis. Now I fear the future. Australia is going nowhere good. I don't have the funds right now but as soon as I do I'm out of here. But... where does one go in this "global" world? I just know I would hate England. Sorry, but I can't STAND the accent, for starters. (You deserved that). What's Wales like? Or Scotland or Ireland? I'm not interested in any hot, sticky Asian place. I want to be on ancestral ground. Don't care if that's corny. I want to go home. Someone tell me what it's like over there? Thank you for you time. R.
UR A FUCKING RACIST CUNT AUSTRALIA IS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD SO GO FUCKING FIST URSELF U FAT BITCH
Says the useless, bludging abo.
Wow.
I'm surprised you know how to spell your own name.
You are the very definition of trash.
You mad? Lol a little bit opinionated there buddy
You mad? Lol a little bit opinionated there buddy
No it's not
Hello, I am from NZ but born in Australia. I don't class everyone as the same as each other anywhere in the world. There are a lot of lovely people out there who make the world a better place and there are also a lot of complete and utter dickheads who make your life miserable. But coming to live in Australia (for my medical career) I found that Australian people can be extremely rude and snobbish. In NZ to can walk down the street and everyone smiles, says hello. Everyone is just polite and welcome. Well, when I saw everyone, I mean the majority. But since coming to Australia, so many people seem to be very rude and indifferent. They don't smile, they don't as excuse me or thank you, they just look miserable and angry and it's so depressing. You actually feel like an idiot smiling at people to be polite and an actual nice person only to get a miserable, unwelcoming cold stare back. And except for the 8 smiling happy people I've walked past in Brisbane, Queensland since moving here two years ago, the rest of the people here are just stuck up, miserable twats, with no friendliness or politeness about them at all. They're so depressing to look at! Why is it that they are all so miserable when they have the best weather, beaches, lifestyles, better paid jobs than NZ! Etc etc etc maybe the sun has warped their brains...
Also, they are the most dangerous, stupid drivers. Seen a few drive round the round about the wrong way! And their medical care is completely overrated and so expensive, totally NOT worth it whatsoever esp if you want to live without permanent damage!. Very unprofessional. They also treat ICE druggies like they're royalty in the hospital emergency, won't cuff them or restrict them in any way, won't lock them in a room even. Give them biscuits and tea and the most comfortable chairs and sit them next to unsuspecting poor elderly patients only for the next moment for these scum of the earth losers to attempt to kill someone will they actually put a pathetic finger on them. Finally they are the laziest people on earth OMG. I love you country but I really dislike your people
It really really sucks when white Australians cannot celebrate our culture with Australia Day yet the Abos have a week long NAIDOC week and they have contributed nothing to this country except for being racist tax payer money thieves
I'm Aussie yet I dislike Aussies, I was born in south Africa but yeah good 12 years of my life I was called a n##ga and African booty scratcher. Had enough once was old enough and moved, never looked back
Aussie skum the lot of yas!!!
It's okay. We'll just unleash a load of spiders, snakes and sharks on you.^^
I literally can't count how many times I've seen foreigners piss themselves because they think they're going to die if the moment they step foot in this country.
We are tough here. No other people has been able to tame our creatures or the droughts of our land.
Kim Jong un please wipe Australia off the map I'll be forever grateful and thankful 😁😁😁👌☠️
Thankyou for expressing your opinions
A hypocrite with an immature opinion created this thread. Go and ask your mother and father for a refund on your ability to see beyond your own back yard. You gutless English SNAG.
The history of England. The most blood thirstiest nation in the world.
How the hell can you even have the nerve to have an opinion about Australians. We Australians have not had a civil war. We Australians are the most forward thinking nation within multiculturalism.
We Australians in general don't like Englishman because of WW1 Gallipoli tea sipping officers that wasted human life much like what they done in WW2 when the Americans had to point out the stupidity of the English officers.
Because Englishman are idealist that can't grasp hold of the reality that there own forefathers instigated to begin with.
Don't get me wrong much good has come from the British but 2 wrongs don't make it right. So pull your head in you troll and beg for the wisdom to see the error of your ways.
Peace be with you and praise be to what ever reason we exist to begin with.
You should really consider shutting down this blog. Because you are obviously a troll that is getting off on pissing people off. You should also consider cognitive behavior therapy. That the 70,000,000 sociopaths and psychopaths are in dire need of for the benefit of the human race.
A message from an Australian to the rest of the world.
https://sites.google.com/site/2far4u2/
Russell Crowe is a new Zealander
Australia has different problems. One and most. Unfairness to oversease experts. They got to undergo unfair processes to get recognised in time the country needed them urgently.
Very backward in technology ; no much in science.
So expensive to buy luxary cars that you get at less than half price somewhere else. And why. Bec of stamp duty and transports tax and and and.
Houses. Crab built. Worth nothing but million dollars for crabb house. No style. Style is not understood word any way.
Attacking attacking attacking. Experts and creative people in adminstrative political games that distructive.
I too just happened upon this blog...
Thank You Mr/Mrs Anonymous, for saving me the effort of writing pretty much exactly what you have written in reply to the idiotic rant by the Moronic Pommy Git, who wrote it.
You did leave out the Motherland's propensity to embellish their achievements in conquest/victory with the bodies of their loyal Commonwealth Subjects.
I refer mostly of course to WWI & WWII where Australian and NewZealand soldiers(Volunteers) were pushed to the front lines as fodder.
The British government of the day, during WWII, committed to the Brisbane line plan, a plan that involved drawing an imaginary line from Brisbane directly across the middle of Australia and giving the top half to the Japanese.
(AKA: Retreating, typically an English tactic).
If it wasn't for the friendly neighborhood Yanks, you'd be bitching about Australians who speak Japanese instead of the Queens English.
So you English Twat, next time, do a little research.
Kthx bye.
You're right.. They are indeed horrible people. They are rude, obnoxious, they bully, the lie and are quite happy to fuck people over at the slightest whim. I am unfortunately Australian. My father is Irish and I spent some time growing up there as a child, probably the best years as I learned to be quiet, caring, honest, helpful and since moving to Australia have never fit in. i have also moved away several times to live and work in both the U.K and Europe. Every time I return I find the attitude has grown exponentially.. I once had a GF in Glasgow who was desperate to come here, she asked me what it was like and I told her it was full of sociopaths like you. That's basically what this country is and the psychopathy is such that you are a social outcast if you are not a nasty bully, or a self centred cunt, or a backstabbing prick. They use anyone for their own gain and treat you as if this is your fault. Do them a favour, be nice by offering help, they see this as a weakness and consequently will happily take advantage of you, and act like YEAH MATE SO FUCKIN WHAT? They are pretend Americans with no sense of style, or much less culture. The Australian culture is trendy culture, but it is also one of bullying, jingoism and nastyness wrapped in "Banter" Personal attacks are considered a joke, however these jokes are most always at the expense of someones look, dress sense or something equally as shallow, a good reflection of themselves. It is indeed a nation of narcissists and lirs. This is my final visit, I haven't met an honest Austrlian in the last five years. In Scotland where I lived for many years I had HUNDREDS of friends, real friends and the difference was palpable. Once i had bee away as an adult from here I realised the difference in the people. They didn't falsely compliment, they had depth of character, a sense of humour that was intilectual as opposed to nasty and obvious, they kept their plans with me. In short they had an authenticity that Australians do not. I hate the place and only because of its people that after generations of this ingrained nasty and selfish culture are sadly unsaveable. Believe me it wasn't always llike this, there was actually a time when there was a fair go, for both Australians and immigrants, the indigenous? well no, but there was at least an Australian culture that wasn't proud of that, or at least acknowledged it in a healthy way.. This time ended somewhere around the beginning of the 90's before the Ausmerican transition.. Since then it has become an Orwellian petridish of social engineering. I fucking despise the place, so much so that I am willing to risk my life living in Dubai. I cannot fucking wait to leave, cue typical Australian comeback GOOD FUCK OFF THEN DICKHEAD !!! Uhggg...
And really all that post here with their own little pet hates are any better. Go and do yourselves a favor and have a good look in the mirror at what you have become and then admit to yourself that you are no better then anyone else here and are in dire need of group cognitive behavioral therapy as much as any one else upon this God forsaken planet. Including myself.
From a much hated Australian 2far4u2
I am Australian, and I agree with you. Australia is nothing more than an arrogant Banana Republic, pretending to be a developed OECD member. We are anything but and it is only a matter of time before the rest of the world realises and treats us as such. If it wasn't for my family I would have just walked in the ocean and drowned myself long ago.
I believe you about the media They cause people to hate each other’s races It never gets us human beings anywhere
Soo true
Hilarious about the spell check You are one wise egg
I don't like many Australians because I find them arrogant and their shows can be hard to understand and they have songs that has lots of cussing and being a mad / bad person, but my country's even worse than Australia (not going to mention it). I hated the people here who voted for a dictator presidential candidate that I really don't like who's stupid, foul-mouthed, arrogant and cusses a lot and he's really NOT my president... I feel for the candidate that I like that didn't won the elections... I mean he/she's smarter than that dictator! Tsk! This is one reason why I dislike my country... I understand your pain / rant in this blog because there are some Aussies that I don't like as well... You're not alone and I know there are some bad (or worse) countries as well... :(
Yep there's absolutely no people from the UK earning over 100 thousands dollars a year filling rare mibing job slots at all. AI strains go to the UK and au pair or teach or work in a hotel. Yeah it's definitely the aussies taking the piss...
Yeah like you haven't met a fat loud racist south african. Yes they are soooo few and far between...
Who even cares
Yeah you really don’t get then do you. Proves the point .
Than ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD??? You gotta be kidding yourself man!!!
You've got some serious problem man...
On my contiki trip to Europe, australians were caling the Discovery Tour the Fuck n Chuck Tour. Australian guy introduced himself at the front of the bus as "Mah name is Mike and I have three naawts". Good for him. Way louder than the Chinese and it seemed like 1/2 the time they were super pretending to show off by loudly laughing/giggling/flirting or PDAing. Is anyone looking at us now? Who the fuck cares. Only girl with a tramp stamp was australian. Australian rules pool billiards is girls shoot twice and fall on their drunk asses on and around the pool table. I did not think I would meet a worse group of nationals until, tada, 7 years later I traveled to China. Congratulations Australians, you are on the same level as China, almost like a white china, but with soul and hooking up culture.
Each time I fart another Australian is born.
IM Aaron north I wrote some horrible things on here in the past and I am deeply sorry for the horrid words and
Dealing with Australians is like trying to have a intellectual conversation with a retard.
2far4u2CharlesDarwin
So I will assume that you are a whinging pom https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whinging%20Pom with ("because I bet he has been living in West London for 15 years, and his parents were born in England. He doesn't count.")
Then I would also assume that you have had a very privileged stable upbringing. Maybe if you walk through the slums of your own country you may even notice that all that exists has blood upon there own hands, by just doing nothing at all about the ills of the perfect fuckup the human race. So cast your stones as not to launch nuclear missiles as your insanity that you seem not to see in your own country that follows blindly is high on the nuclear weapons list of testing them out to fuckup the most perfect fuckup in existence us the human race.
We Australian are considering following the stupid is as stupid does idiotic nuclear weapons race to destruction so get with the time's numb nut and have a closer look at your own stinking pile of festering bullshit while money talks bullshit walks away without consequence. Don't even consider that this site has any truth about it as it is but a troll that has created it to believe that it's shit doesn't stink but guess what stupid is as stupid does, as trolls own farts, hiccup belching of dribbling shit give it away. Go and save your idiotic king to be, Charles the perfect Englishman of stupidity and sip tea and eat cucumber sandwiches with a side serving of cake.
Great Britain.
How does a country that's so small and endowed with a small percentage of the world's natural resources end up being so rich?...The British Empire. The saying "the sun never sets on the British Empire" was around for a reason. This isn't just a question about direct violence, because the entire Middle East can owe much of its ethnic violence to the Brits and how they split countries between rival ethnic groups (divide and conquer) to take advantage of the natural wealth of nations. The British left a mess in the Israel-Palestine part of the world as their empire was crumbling. Also, think about how much the Brits stole from India, imagine how far India would have come today if it was free in 1775.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_empire_on_which_the_sun_never_sets
Ass..ie what was that rant about. Wipe your eyes. Remember accepting you are a lower species is the first path to a cure....have to go now I'm about to give birth to another Australian... I can feel a number 2 coming out.
Wow! I'm born and bred Australian and take fault with our attitude in general also. However reading this made me think "there is hope." Lol. Thank you. Beautiful written.
Aussie can sometimes be difficult to deal with, but at heart we are a friendly well meaning lot. But you need to sit down an examine your anger and get to the real causes og your hostility before it boils over into violence, may I suggest a twelve step program,some cognitive I fe therapy or time spent with a therapist. I feel and you need to resolve this before you hurt yourself or others.
May I suggest some spelling and grammar lessons....
After living in Sydney for a year I can agree with most of the negative comments. Facts are, Australia is way behind the rest of the world, from talk to fashion it's just ridiculous. Adidas slippers seem to be latest fashion among young girls who basically walk half naked around and all look like prostitues. Weird people on the streets as soon as you move little from the CBD, genuinely felt scared in some of the suburbs mid day. Rudeness is like common theme, I guess everyone is so financially stressed that they became crazy and angry at everyone else. Keep braggin about aussie quality..I've seen better quality homes in third world countries, everything is falling apart but stubborn aussie will tell you that's how it should be. Paying million s of dollars for shitty cardboard houses and feeling that aussie dream...fuck that. Iliterate people selling their grandmas cottages for millions over night became real estate experts fueling this pricing craze...it's like mass hypnosis!
90% of aussies will argue with you that single glazed windows are perfectly fine...in 2019!!! Truth is, they are all being robbed by construction business and they accept it, aussie way of life. Getting fucked by tradies and dumbass real estate moguls.
I am not Australian, but i work and live in this country. Yes there are plenty of asshole and hopeless people around but you can't generalize all people. I don't know what king of bad situation you've experienced in Australia but there are always idiots in anywhere around the world.
Having lived in Oz land for over 2 decades I can say that the poster's comment is crude but true. I would not have come on to this forum to vent had I not have to tolerate racial abuse every day for over 5 years from these bigoted cunts. Worked for a supermarket chain, people could not rock up on time, having random restaurant deliveries at times of the day, the women are either stuck up or lazy fat fucks, the men sexual perverts getting away with harassing female coworkers who willingly accept to exchange for favours. Not all aussies are rotten but you will meet a rotten apple of a friend of a friend. I've been a non-judgmental person all my life but this shit has gotten onto a whole new level. I finally agree with some people I've met that this country is a prison. Tall poppy syndrome is rampant, people hate hard working people, what they really love are racist drunken bigots that abuse women. People complain about immigration yet its these lazy fucks who outsource cleaning and low end jobs nobody wants to do. I think Australia has not gotten a bad rap because all the world's attention is on the US, but if you have lived here long enough you'll start to see the bullshit hiding behind the glam and glitter.
I love how Aussies blame the English for the way they treated the aboriginals, when the first settlers came to Australia, and settled, they became Australian.
You must be Scottish with terrets
Took a racist Australian to Joondalup court in Western Australia. This racist said that he was going to fuck me up. I was constantly being exposed to racial abuse by this racist Australian with half a brain cell in his head. The magistrate in the court didn't think there was anything wrong with the threats and racism. It says a lot about this racist country when the police and courts turn a blind eye to this.
What do you get when you cross an Australian with a kangaroo.
A bouncing retard
we are here to stay and more of us are coming . soon you will be the minority. we will breed you out of the system, so no need for me to move.
to my brothers, when you arrive make sure you go straight to centerlink like I did to claim my welfare. there is no point in working for low pay when you can have an Australian working for you.
I went outside and saw two bags of garbage. I was just putting litter in the one when the other turned to me and said 'Gday mate"
Australian Citizenship test questions.
You require 100% to pass
1. Are you stupid....check
2. Are your language abilities limited.....check
3. Are the only adjectives that you know in the form of four letter words.....check
4. Are you a racist...check
5. Are you unable to talk quietly....check
6. Is your need to talk loudly related to your need for attention ....check
7. Is this need for attention related to your insecurities and instability as an individual......check
8. Is your need for clichés because you are unable to retrieve alternative words from your head. see question 1.....check
9. Do you think drugs and alcohol are a food group....check
10. Are you unable to restrain yourself.....check
11. Are you a skinny bitch that thinks she can show the finger to and take on a man that is 6'3 or a sweaty grotesque hamburger eating fat bitch.....check
12. Are you lazy and like to watch your work mates do your job for you....check
13. Do you think that a singlet complies with the formal dinner dress code....check
14. Are you or were any of your ancestors criminals....check
15. Do you watch a sport that the rest of the world isn't interested in and couldn't be bothered to watch.....check
16. Are you arrogant.....check
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Personally, I wouldn’t like to insult the British. An Englishman entered out lives here in Australia when I was a child as our step father. He was a funny chap that loved his whiskey chasers and was opposed to the violence that our Australian father showed us all too regularly. No matter what, I love the Brits. By and large even as an Australian, I think the British are a very lovely people and thank you for a stunning English man that came into our lives. He brought with his presence, peace, harmony and a love for life that taught me more than my violent Australian father could conceptualise. In response, I will never deny the British acknowledgment that Australia as it might seem, didn’t have the ability to do so. Long live the Queen.
I can't stand Australians. Simply the way they speak. It literally makes me want to scream and smash the speaker (garbler, gabbler, slumsayer) in the yob with a cricket bat.
Those are staggering inventions. The bionic ear is right up there with the light bulb.
How do you tell the difference between a pile of shit and an Australia. You cant, there is no difference.
Couldn't agree more except for the nuclear bomb part. I think all countries should be aiming for that shithole. Fly blow, stinking hot, polluted cities, corrupt government and police
Couldn't agree more apart from the nuclear bomb. I think all decent countries aiming for this shithole. Fly blow, stinking hot even in winter, polluted cities. They go on about their beaches most of stink of rotting seaweed and you always see some sort of rubbish on them.
The outback well I think you find more excitement on the moon. What a waste of space. A country full of nothing. Politicians, Police are so corrupt there I believe it stems from their convict roots. Apparently when they hire police they check background to make sure their suitable
Geez let me look long list of great achievements by Australians some goose has written here
The bionic ear (what?)
Wave-piercing catamaran (wow a wave piecing boat amazing)
The first practical ultrasound device (hmmm I question that one)
Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer (wow again I always wanted one)
Pencillin (never needed it 60 years of my life)
The fastest swimming technique (A pair of flippers is the fastest)
The first pacemaker device (I believe it was Asian not born there)
oh and a very good suncream.. known as Zinc Cream. (I could paint my face with shit and do the same)
I also believe they invented some stupid device to hang your clothes for birds and whatever to drop shit on them. ( obviously they haven't heard of the ELECTRIC TUMBLE DRYER)
20 years behind the rest of world and not really far off a 3 world country level.
They have no industries and rely on tourism (why anyone would want to go there when there's all those beautiful places in Asian for a 1/10 of the price)
to keep the country a float but mostly they have sell everything off to make end meets. The problem with that there be soon nothing left to sell.
Their so stupid down that they all this farms that every year the tax payer bails them out because of lastest drought or flood or maybe the soil about as rich as most of their population etc but stupid as they are they persisting with it. lol
Apparently their the best in the world at Cricket and rugby. Big achievement seeing the only 2 or 3 countries.
They truly believe their the best sports people in the world and laugh about is the amount money they throw at the Olympics (tax payers money) and never win a medal. Except for "Pulled a Bradbury" the laughing stock of Olympic medals given
Australian Lab first to re-create the corona virus which is the first step to making the vaccine. There are lots of Australians from every country of the world. Australians aren't a race, it's a country. So many mentally slow people comment here. Very amusing.
As much as I don't like the idea but in this case I think a world order organisation should be formed to go and clean up that country. From the moment they landed there they managed to wipe a whole race of people( Tasmanian Aboriginal)The Tasmania Tiger and hold the world record of wiping most of its native animals. Their environmental vandals of the worst kind. Their so far behind the rest of world you can say their a 3rd world country. As far visiting there I would give this place wide birth. The people there are poorly educated, arrogant, racists and have the manners of pigs. The flies, bugs and the heat there even in winter is enough to send anyone packing.
The huge list of inventions by Australians had me in stitches.....Please... in the states their twice as many new inventions every week then they have had in 200 years.
The corruption there is rife. I remember reading about one politician who used public money to go brothels, draw out cash advances and host of other things and basically apart from resigning nothing happen to him.
Another one I heard recently was they legalised marijuana in their capital state to protect the children of their politicians from making the news but everyone else gets sent to jail.
One of their prime ministers actually said that Australia is the asshole of the world so don't be surprised that the shit ends up there. Another one of the prime ministers was a alcoholic beer drinking champion drinking champion. Its no wonder they can't manage their environment or economy when their leaders...well you know where going with this.
If there was anything positive about them it would be there so far from away from most civilised people
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It wasn't Valiant it was stupid. Vietnam I mean. Horrible horrible war, should never have happened. But Vietnam was not the only fruitless military waste of human life. Over thousands of Australian people America is over a 100 trillion in debt. Their minimum wage is twice the United states minimum wage, they have way over triple high school graduation rates, unemployment rate is only one 10th United States' is. Do I have to compare murder rates? Wealth gaps? GMO produce isn't allowed there. With far better public health care, legal system in general Australians are healthier, happier, safer, less racist and far more wealthy and even the unemployed live far more comfortable lives. Australia is also a very young country as are the united states I've been to both countries and it is blatantly obvious that the Sad Vet above has not. America only gained it's final military advantage because of what happened in Germany. German refugees enabled the technological advancement of the atom bomb.
Stupid US laws still in effect because of morons..
You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands (Gainesville, Georgia)
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday (Rhode Island)
Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65 (Utah)
It’s illegal for a man to give his fiancé a box of candy that weighs more than 50 lbs (22.5 kg) (Idaho)
You can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot (Washington)
Illegal to collect rain water Colorado (home of the free my ass).
Nobody is to cross state lines with a duck atop their head Minnestoa
The serving of beer and pretzels simutaneously is not allowed North Dakota (super sized mcdonalds meals though, no problem)
Cook was an explorer, Columbus was a slave trading pirate working for the Brittish Monarch.
I could go on and on, I'm not saying one country is better than the other but these are facts you can easily find in minutes. Grow up for "effin" sakes.
Glad someone mentioned what cowards they are. The favourite pastime is the "king hit". Its only been in the past few years where the emergence of the mobile phone and security cameras brought a outcry once the victims family seen the footage. The rest of population weren't concerned about victim but instead put the offender up a pedestal. They idolise their king hit specialists as some sort of hero's. Yes pretty weird.
To try and stop this behaviour they introduced lock out laws to stop people getting smashed after midnight which they blame of cause alcohol for this behaviour not their culture.
Anyone thinking of going there I suggest you return to your motel as soon as becomes dark as you most likely end up a victim.
Nothing there seems to have changed I just seen a video a few weeks ago where about 6 men were kicking the shit out of some poor cunt on the ground. Really you need that many people to beat some poor innocent person lying on the ground. Low act to kick someone on ground but quiet acceptable in this country.
They locked one offender up for maybe 2 or 3 years for causing death to some poor innocent young man. One of their sporting stars decided to wear a arm band to protest the jailing of this offender and have him released. WTF just shows how much they value someone life down there.
I made the horrible mistake of living in that country for 18 years, I tolerated it hoping things would get better. I had a workcover accident, the lawyers there bullied harrassed me for years, having signing documents full of lies under threat of owing all sorts of money, them dropping my case and having to start over. The lawyers refused to investigate all of the medical negligence, the nerve damage caused during the second surgery, during 3rd surgery they broke my clavicle causing more damage. They paid my "Aussie" friends to go against me, bribed them so to speak. I am back in the USA, but being told they will find a way to make me go back to Australia. I hate australia, but the lawyers have done so much illegal stuff, it really scares me what they are going to think of to make me go back. Instead of helping me medically, they have spent 8 years generating false data to slander my reputation. Australia scares me, I hate it.
You have to understand something about Australians. It's their genetic makeup. I watch them every day. I have one living near me. Not much upstairs but a hulk of a guy that works out in a gym, drives a massive four-wheel drive ute looking thing that he can't really afford. It - the ute, or him, hasn't been out in the country ever, I don't think he knows how to get there. We affectionately call him the ape.
When your descendants are sent to Australia in convict ships, when your only family are a bunch of murderers and thieves you can't expect much of the generation now living here. This can be seen by the politicians who run the place. Any scam going and they are in it. I suppose too, if your diet is mainly McDonalds and a tinny the brain is not getting nutrients to run very well. So please, look at these people from a different viewpoint and have a giggle as they go about their daily lives, it's quite an education watching them. Like going to the zoo.
I actually live in Australia but I can't agree with you more. Like another poster said her parents arrived from Europe, so did mine. How I wish they did not
I must say, the word "Australian" is now just a name, it means very little. There are so many people here from different parts of the world but they all end up with the same rude entitled attitude.
Racist Australian medical doctor... seems legit
Haha this comment has aged well
I'm fortunate to have found this discussion as I know a blogger from Perth. We used to joke around, he'd help me with Aussie slang (said he'd buy a slab of coldies if we ever met up) but he changed. Now he's a complete assmunch. I was trying to figure out why, and you nice folks explained it.
The guy's a fat soap opera-watching pud pounder with very few branches on his family tree. He hates Abbos, Greeks, Jews, Arabs, asians and anyone whose last name starts with Mc or Mac. His one insult is calling people a mob of sooks, and he misspells that in ALL CAPS. You remember that viral video of a guy trying to take a shit in a paddock and gets raped by a donkey? That's him. The donkey lives with him now.
The guy's a real piece of work, but now I know he's just being an Ozman. Thanks for the clarifications.
BTW, I'm worse. I'm an American who voted for Trump. Twice.
When we were naughty at school the teacher made us sit in the corner with an Australian cap on our head. It was cone shaped and had a big letter D on it
Australians see themselves as Stallions. The rest of the world sees them as over weight donkeys
When I was younger used to play pin the tail on the Australian.
Economic Complexity Index has Australian below developing countries.
What does an Australian and a septic tank have in common?
Hmm ,,,very interesting . I was obviously miss informed re Aust people having such things as the highest percentage of inventors in the world / forcing the then Govt to give aboriginals full rights (which the Enlish did not ) etc etc as a child ...the highest standard of living in the world in the 1950 s ...untill the(well Im sure a very very smart computer generated govt programe so like youre self u would know ;-) lol .I also thought Aust people were amoung the most tolerant / non racist people in the entire world ...although naturally I am an old person (95 ...but still going ...and happy ;-) lol and these things would naturally may have changed IF in the last 10 /20 /30 years plus Australia had accepted huge numbers of racist immigrants into there County .
Wow wow wow. The cricket comment had me in stitches. Do you not remember when the Indian cricket team repeatedly called Andrew Simons a monkey because he was African Australian? I'm sure you don't. Sure, there are racists which I happily distance myself from. I'm from Melbourne which is one of the most multicultural cities in the world. You seem uneducated, having only spent time in the north. Down here we're trying to mend our relationship with Australia's indigenous people.
May I remind you that you obviously come from an English speaking country that raped and pillaged nations over decades??
Yes, there are plenty of racist aussies, of which, I'm ashamed. But, we are a country that is leading the world in education and healthcare so I beg you to have a good read of what you wrote and consider if you really hate Australia, or if you just hate yourself.
I am Australian and I am proud. This post really offended me especially because all we do is help each other out over here. But either way I forgive you for hating on us. It isn't nice to be hated on and everyone messes up. Honestly I've lived in Australia all my life and I have never heard any racism and everyone says 'G'day' or 'how are you going?' even if they are strangers. So we all are nice. Don't judge us if you haven't met us.
I'm an Australian and I hate Australia. No culture, selfish people and society, widespread ignorance, lack of empathy and the list goes on. I don't want to get caught up in a long rant so I will keep it short, I am more sensitive and intelligent than most so I am labelled as autistic, go figure. Fuck this country and the majority of the people. Most of the good ones are hiding.
We help'ed eachother in wars we stood side by side but you gaybo's stood still and got shot in the head so shut the fuck up we are aussies and proud to be we will remain aussies because it is our blood line so shut the fuck up we work together more then you do
Australia is multi-cultural. I find this thread too funny, watching other people complaining about Australians when Australia is full of their own countrymen. The guy who started this thread is very uneducated and his statements are downright ridiculous. Starting flame wars like this shows your true intelligence! Don’t let your mum catch you though ;)
Australian Males can be Aggressive & Narrow Minded Just like any other predator ... be it animal or human !….they tend to be a "throw back" sub-culture, aspiring to the Seventies Values. Why do you think the Australian Government has recently spent so much Time & Money Countering Australian Male Domestic Abuse Issues !
In addition to the police man, India Chief etc the "village people " now have an additional member. Its an Australian AFL player.
The comment criticizing Australia are unjust. If you are Gay it is a wonderful country. There are just so many Gay men to choose from.
I have lived in Australia unfortunately for 46 years, I have experienced the best and the worst this place could possibly offer an I totally agree with the post. Aussies are the most spiteful racist group in the entire world how? because they're even racist against other white people. All you need is an accent and they treat you like you're unwelcome.
Their banter is just insults followed by "only joking" and that's because to be honest after 46 years I've still yet to find one who can carry on an intelligent conversation. The closest they come to a conversation is bitching and complaining but they call everyone else whingers. The worse thing I find is that they are probably the most stupid and ignorant people on earth yet think they are the opposite.
They are also the nastiest pricks to ever exist and to be specific try visiting a place called Albury- Wadonga the residents their are the absolute worst human beings you will ever meet.
Take note if you meet a decent aussie, you'll find out the one you found was born somewhere else. Decent aussies do not exist.
Most of them are in denial about still being a British colony but their government wants to be another state of the US. The indigenous in Australia are totally out of control, over 90% will never work, they just get wasted anyhow and bash anyone, kids old ladies, backpackers, they dont even rob them its just for sport and they get away it every time. kids as young as 5 swea at people worse than old sailors.
Lastly they produce pathetic TV shows and movies that barely reach B grade quality. However I will say some of the music is good, not really world standard but not too bad.
Theres way more I could say but I have other things to do
For those saying Australian invented this that and the other. The truth is foreigners living in Australia invented those things. Aussies would wipe their arse with their hands if someone didn't invent toilet paper for them
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Australia is a fat and ugly syphilis infected hooker that will leave you broke and full of regrets.
Is this pathetic blog still going?
Of course this blog is still going. Just like the festering rot that is Australia, it will never cease. If anything, since 2006 Australia has become so much worse on all fronts, that people need to speak the truth about what a poor country it really is to live in. Are YOU happy with the cost of your groceries or fuel? Are you happy in general? Is life getting better? No. I didn't think so.
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