Do Australians actually have any redeeming qualities. Don't say you know a nice Australian - a good bloke - because I bet he has been living in West London for 15 years, and his parents were born in England. He doesn't count.
They live in a beautful country, with an excellent climate, a whole continent to explore. They have a reasonable standard of living, love a barbie and a beer, and a dip in their swimming pools.
They have no political enemies living on their borders, and would be the country most likely to survive and thrive after a nuclear holocaust.
So why are Aussies such wankers. Racist, ignorant, stupid - genetically thick, close-minded, sport obsessed, soap watching morons. With an Aussie, everthing has to come down to the lowest common denominator.
They single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples.
They offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement - not even a good sun bloc!!
They scream and cry and debate endlessely about the only thing that registers on their political radar, and thats immigration - convienently forgetting that they serve as one of the best examples of how mass immigration supplants and destroyed an indigenous culture - through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations.
I hope that twenety million Vietnamese boat people manage to land in Australia. Payback's a bitch.
The cricket fans among us will know that the Ashes are currently being contetsted. The England team have only been in Australia for three days, and already, their british born Sikh bowler is being abused for no other reason other then he is brown. The same happened to the South African black pace bowler Ntini, when he was there a few months earlier.
So I have had enough.
If you are Australian and reading this blog - FUCK OFF! I hate all of you, without exception.
If you are not Australian and reading this blog, remember what I have said when you are meeting an Australian. Your intention should be soley to humiliate and embarrass. Remember it' s okay to say what you want because we all know the Aussies love to banter. If they get offended, remember to say fair dinkum and move on to your next target. If it helps refer to their geneology and the fact that they really are the spawn of scum. I know its a cliche, but trust me, it really works. Also, ask them how long they have been visiting the UK, and when they intend to return. If they have stayed here for longer then six months, ask to see their visa. Take down their details and report them to the authorities. Make them feel like an illegal immigrant.
The Yanks are bad enough - but at least they can say "we are the richest country in the world", or " we have the biggest army in the world" or " we run the world". They have some substance to base their arrogance and superiority. Aussies have nothing apart from a sun tan, a few swimmers and a cricket team. A nation, a people, a culture that amounts to nothing and never will.
Watch out Aussies - I'm a coming!!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 712 Newer› Newest»Conpletely true. Every Australian should be proud of his/her country. Australia is amazing and some people are kind and open minded and some may be mean and rude, it all depends on how they're raised ;)
Firstly, go back to school. Your grammar is atrocious. Secondly, I'm Australian and I neither say G'day or Fair Dinkum- so go ahead and use those one-liners as insults. Thirdly, I honestly do not know a single person that has been to the U.K. for longer than a month, but I sure do know plenty of English people who migrated to Australia, had a family, and now live permanently here (and good on them!). Also, our favourite sport happens to be Rugby- which is a sport with plenty of diversity among its players (in fact, our best are generally indigenous). Finally, we do not hate on immigrants. What you are hearing is a reflection of the government currently in power. You appear to be racist by singling out Australians, and Americans.
I'm sorry that you lost the Ashes. Cricket is a pretty dull and boring sport.
P.S. I'm also sorry if the inspiration for your entire post was purely generated by something cricket-related incident. Trust me, not a single person cares. And, it really is as boring as watching grass grow, or paint dry.
This is silly, although many people have commented i feel the need to contribute.
for starters you have made a generalization saying that all Australians act this was, that IS racist. what you are doing is judging a race based on some people you have met or heard about... not cool.
secondly Australia has made many scientific achievements over the years. for example through snake farming many poisons have been researched and found cures for.
thirdly, for you who haven't studied history should know Australia did do some bad things like 'the stolen generation'. However the previous priminister, 'Kevin Rudd' made an apology to all of the Aboriginals, which is widely accepted and appreciated.
Also the ENGLISH who INVADED Africa, America, Ireland, etc, has not done very much to amend their act. for example Ireland is now split into North Ireland and Ireland. they want ALL their land back NOT HALF!
Lastly me, being an Australian, have two Indian friends whom I help with any problems they have and I watch anime a JAPANESE cartoon. I also love English and American TV and movies. I do not consider myself racist... do you?
by the way I am not trying to diss England or make England seem inferior in anyway, i like England. and SOME Australian's can be like you said (mainly found in cities).
I'm just dissing you! next time get your facts straight before listing the reasons why you hate Australia. If its accurate i wont be offended and will accept that you hate Australia.
your just jealous because you can't ride a kangaroo
i was born here, and what they are saying is right. australia is a very evil country, the government attacks it,s own citizens, there government laws destroyed our business.they penalize you for selling your own products.
made me lose all my money.
no difference how hitler made all these laws that destroyed all the jews businesses in 1930,s.
and now there forcing diabled people
to work.if they don,t they don,t get pension(starve to death)
just like hitlers forced labour.
there laws attack businesses all the time.
the anzacs died for nothing.
it,s not the australia they died for.
all these australians that think australia is so great.
i,ll be waiting for a cheque from you for all the money i lost.
the word australia comes from latin.
there is no such thing as a true australian , it,s just a made up country from different races.
chinese /indian/european/african/
and so on are all a certain race of people, australia is a made up country.
sorry to burst your bubble.
I guess us wiping you out in the Ashes hasn't helped you grow less bitter.
I am Australian and swiss. And i have to say i love Australia, i love every little thing about it and you can'd do anything to stop that. Australia is a wonderful country, look past your close minded stereo typical ideal and you would see the Australia, and the Aussie's for who they are: easy going, caring people. The comments are so dumb i can't even bear to look at them!Your calling us racist? what about all the english people complaining about us taking their jobs! And what about America?! How long did you have to fight to have equality uh? at least we never made different toilets, and we don't have teenagers posting videos about how aisians at her school were annoying her in the library by calling their loved ones who were in a tsunami. Ok i get we're racitst: lets take a look at your points: we ruined the aboriginal cutlure- well actually we didn't it was the english who did when they came over as convicts. We have since apologised multiple times and have masses completly dedicated to them- if you would have bothered taking the time to know Aussie;s you would know things like these. Stop posting hateful comments- i am not saying australia is perfect, by far but can you tell me your country is? i don't think so. We all have our faults but we also have our achievements- try listing them, but they may be too many.
Thank you!!! Thank you!!!...I'm generally not one to bash a whole continent of people...but Oh My God! What a fucking bunch of assholes the Aussies I have met are!! I really hate to say that, I do..but it's true!! I have had the extreme displeasure of being involved with one as well...he lied, drank, cheated..and come to find out..was married!! Then called me a "sook" because I took him to task about it..and then lied some more.:O
The other ones I have met are no better, the women included. They are course, rude, selfish, self-involved, and will take absolutely no responsibility for the harm they inflict, or their actions. "I was drunk."..or "I was having a dummy-spit."..and it's supposed to be alright!!
I agree with the OP..if you're Aussie and reading this..FUCK OFF!!..and I'm an American, and God knows we have problems, but damn!!! I always wanted to see Australia, but now I wouldn't go there if a nuke strike was threatened, I would rather die then end up in OZ.
Listen to me you fuckin little grub I'm an Aussie and I have a few a number of responses for you you fucking key board warrior. First of all Australians invented such things as the cold and flu tablet, ultra sound, utes, the bionic ear and the black box. Second of all we hate you pomy fuckin wankers because you send thousands of our troops to die in the trench warfare. 80% of them aged under 18. Bet they don't teach you about the anzacs over there aye. Or that the Australians were the first to defeat the japanese once again with an army with over 80% of the soilders being under 18 while yous stood on the side line like little girls. We also are one of the largest suppliers of coal world wide. It's funny how you wouldn't say any of this to an Aussie in real life cause you and I both know your a little pomy girl and any Aussie would put you to sleep cunt. And our country was formed by convicts in 1777 from ENGLAND. It's ironic to talk your country up when your country fits six times in mines smallest state. Sincerely,
One of the 'Aussie wankers'
Listen to me you fuckin little grub I'm an Aussie and I have a few a number of responses for you you fucking key board warrior. First of all Australians invented such things as the cold and flu tablet, ultra sound, utes, the bionic ear and the black box. Second of all we hate you pomy fuckin wankers because you send thousands of our troops to die in the trench warfare. 80% of them aged under 18. Bet they don't teach you about the anzacs over there aye. Or that the Australians were the first to defeat the japanese once again with an army with over 80% of the soilders being under 18 while yous stood on the side line like little girls. We also are one of the largest suppliers of coal world wide. It's funny how you wouldn't say any of this to an Aussie in real life cause you and I both know your a little pomy girl and any Aussie would put you to sleep cunt. And our country was formed by convicts in 1777 from ENGLAND. It's ironic to talk your country up when your country fits six times in mines smallest state. Sincerely,
One of the 'Aussie wankers'
Five things: cold and flu tablets, black box, ultra sound and ACDC. Your welcome fuck wit.
It is a country blessed with natural resources, filled with idiots a who generally only think of themselves and who mistakenly believe that 'dumbing-down' is the same as 'aiming high'. Most anglo-saxons here are willingly lead by media barons with a greed-driven agenda with an army of mindless minions of mass mediocrity. To top it off, we have politicians who use the archaic pre-federation states concept to keep the citizens divided among themselves, instead of facing the future like a single nation...
Good luck to the clever Indians and Chinese who will deservedly inherit it!
From a citizen of 'Da Stoopid Cunt Tree'
Well, my experience is awful. I resided abroad most of my life and nothing out of the ordinary happened. Since moving to oz three years ago its been a constant nightmare for me and my husband. We have not met anyone to include us in their group even though we always had been very social abroad. We house shared and had all of our stuff robbed. I had a can of coke thrown had me from behind , from a moving vehicle while the driver shouted , 'show us your tits. ' ended up in A and E. We have had our house broken into twice. I was shouted at by some random bogan and she tried to pull my hair. She was drunk. I mamaged to dodge her . I could go on. I really could. The first year of such incidents I tried writing them off has bad luck. Even when I was severely sexually harrased by a male work mate and bullied when I reported it. But after three years my optimism is gone. We moved to NT from NSW hoping it would be better but no. The odd thing is, the aboriginal people are humble, kind and social for the most part. The white aussie are sickening. Racist. Stupid. Morally reprehensible. No culture. Bullies in the work environment. The worst for me is thr men. Such cowards. I was attacked in a hotel lobby by an aussie male coward for picking up for the receptionist whom he shouted at. He called me ugly. Which made me laugh has I am a model. Not the catwalk kind. Catalogue . I know im not perfect and not that I care but most people tell me im good looking. (Who cares) the point is, he was a typical 30s aussie male. Big fat belly. Dressed like a thug loud and sun damaged. It becomes harder and harder to write such incidents off has one offs. It happens regularly. I have cried many times when at the end of a coward aussie males rant . Please people, truly consider other options before coming here. Also if anyone is out there, pray for me that I can cope until we can finally leave this cesspit behind.
You contradict yourself in such an obviously painful way. You say Australians are racist while being openly racist towards them yourself, so really, you have just stooped down to a level that you have condemned. Well done. Although you have some reasonable and truthful points, whatever intelligence behind your opinion is now moot because of the stupidity in generalising a whole nation in such an explicit, narrow minded way. You cant honestly believe that every single Australian is like that and, if you do, I don't even feel the need to call you an idiot because I would just be stating the obvious. There is racism everywhere, and if we were to put your logic into the perception of the world, every country would be racist.
However, I do know what you are trying to say, but you obviously don't have the intelligence to articulate it properly, or the mental capacity to think beyond one representation before using it as a general image.
And yes, fuckwit, I am Australian.
wow! this guy has a serious chip on his shoulder! is he aware that the majority of 'convicts' that he refers to come from his own country -- and that a lot of the policies that were in place at the time also originate in England? his ignorance is astounding. he should do his research before he starts throwing baseless accusations around (also, given the size of the population, australians have invented many things, and contributed a lot to science and technology).
ps. there were WAY more free-settlers than convicts anyway. convicts were but a small minority of the population. if these free settlers were responsible for the policies implemented (which undoubtedly they had some say in), then you only have your own country to blame for everything that happened in australia's past up til 1901. even today the british comprise the greatest percentage of immigrants -- so really all you are doing is shooting yourself in the foot when you talk about how retarded we are (where i live there are more british born people than australian).
I go to school in Australia and the maths I do now I did 4 years ago in England. Hardly any of them have been out of Australia and are soooo ignorant. they know nothing about anything that is not in Australia and think that Australia is the best place on Earth! Also the CONSTANT putting down of England's weather is exhausting to listen to. 'Oh I bet your glad you are here for Christmas, not in cold England!'
'No I want a Christmas with snow not air conditioning!'.
It has run through the generations for years and the propaganda on tv is also exhausting. Aussie this and Aussie that. Shut up!!
Just because Australia has nothing to offer the world so they make themselves feel better with propaganda and putting other countries down!
There is no such thing as an Australian, no identity because of immigration and all the kids going to Greek school and Italian school on Sunday. Australia is now Greece and china combination with white trash thrown in and influencing them.
over and out
The fact that you have written this enormous, stereotypical, judgemental, ludicrous article is written evidence of the hypocrite you are. I sincerely hope there are very few people like you in the world. The only comfort i have is the minuscule chance that this article is a joke. If not i have lost all faith in humanity.
Have a nice day.
It is Xenophobia dickhead. Learn how to spell.
Finally some like minded people of clarity and substance who agree that
Australians (Anglo-Saxons )are just no good. You can never trust them.If you are not Anglo Saxon then you really do not belong here.For example, the Cronulla riots showed us that if you are not Anglo-Saxon
then you could easily be lynched in this overrated racist police state. I hope the Chinese and Muslims eat them alive and then some.
I am 43 years old and was born in Australia. I agree with a lot of these blogs. I was brought up with morals that do not exist in Australia anymore. I was taught "If you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all" - so here goes ...
What the hell?! What a stupid rationalisation! You probably came across one Australian idiot and decided to be a dick head on here. don't even care if you're considering me rude right now, because you just wrote the most hypocritical post I think I have ever seen. Saying all Australians are rude and arrogant and ignorant and unfriendly then bagging them on this website? Honestly, if you're so anti-Australian, why not be anti-American or anti-Indian or something! It disgusts me when someone like you decides to bag a whole country based off your beliefs. You sound like a spoilt brat, and frankly, I'm glad you don't like Australia. That ensures you'll never visit so we don't have to worry about idiots like you breeding here. Besides, racism happens where ever you go. It isn't a country it's the people. You saying all that about Australia is in fact, racist!
Okay, I understand that I may have fumed a bit up there, and I apologise if I offended you at all. I just really hate when people make a massive generalisation on something that they really can't ensure is correct. It's like saying you hate a flavour of chips before trying them. Please think about others before posting something as ignorant as this. I'm only 13 and I can understand what is okay and what's not.
This is very offensive. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it.
You can't blame people of the future for crimes committed by the past. Go chop some wood and get over yourself. Australia has a funny way of governing, but that is against our control. We, as citizens, HAVE NO PART IN AUSTRALIA'S INTERNATIONAL IMAGE. Blame the media. Blame the government. Not us, the civillians.
if you hate Australia then leave, we are the luckiest country and if you bad mouth your own land go fuck yourself or go elsewhere
Lani Ward - Definition from the Oxford DIctionary.
Lani Ward is living testament to the idiom 'sucked alot of cock to get nowhere'.
You can find IT furiously trying to wash the taste of cock out her mouth by sipping coffee and selfies of ITSELF. ~~~Refer to selfies above~~~.
Yet another victim of boganistic australian traits.
Clearly suffers from had alot a cock in my gaping orifice syndrome now thinks IT has substance enough to think ITS opinion should be heard... however IT never really learned how to communicate with other humans in a non sexual manner: due to ITS profession of cock sucking.
IT can only reply by regurgitating crap IT'S seen written in toilet cubicles.
Another truely defining aussie battler!!!
Well if they made australia a better place it wouldn't be such an annoying place to be in I was meant to be in america like born and living there but shit happened and we had to come to australia
Why are ypu people rude to Tourists? I believe it is a good tourist destination with a booming Tourism Industry. Why won't you let people have a good experience?
RACISTTTT ALERT!!!! RACIST ALERT!!!! im telling my mum !!!
I just want to see where he comes from then we can say shit about his country
"They single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples". Please rephrase this seeing as the ENGLISH were the ones that single handedly 'destroyed' the indigenous people. Second of all you talk so scum like towards the Australians yet maybe you should watch a show that comes from your own country of England called 'geordie shore' my point exactly.
And thirdly you say the 'yanks' have the right to be arrogant because of their wealth, though America is one of the most corrupt Nations in the world. Although they might have wealth they make some stupid ass choices when it comes to gun laws. America seems to get over the massacre of innocent people so easily just to please the people who feel 'unsafe' in their homes and need firearms for some strange reason. Well just a suggestion but maybe making firearms illegal can possibly decrease the risk of being 'unsafe' to begin with.
Now rethink your post and maybe visit Australia to meet the most friendliest people you can ever meet. In the future don't base your judgments on the one or two Australians you may have met. Its exactly like basing my thoughts on the English by this one post you have made of pure arrogance. Thanks.
You call us Australians racist?! You just wrote a whole article on how you hate Australia and all the people who live here.
Lets first start with your racism rant. Australia may have been racist in the past but now has more than redeemed itself. We have the native title agreement, anti-racism and prejudice policies and centres set up to help aboriginal people get a secure job and provide for a family. Just because we have a heartless, evil government doesn't mean that we behave the same way. Majority of Australians want to get rid of detention centres and make Australia a better place, but we can't because of Prime Minister Tony Abbott.
Years ago America may have been the leader of the free world but Australia.has passed America by a long shot. Just because you may have met a couple of wankers you don't have to assume that is how every Australian behaves.
How dare you or anyone else criticise Australia. The place me and ALL my friends have grown up here since birth. No one clearly knows anything about Aussie say that we go over there and get jobs and citizenship have you ever thought we want to take our career options over seas? Americans, Europeans, etc move over here and 'bag a job, get citizenship'.
How about everyone shuts the fuck up.
We take our sport so seriously. Yeah we are loud you should see us watching an AFL game we are the loudest then. Everyone plays sport nomatter what it is -netball, touch footy, running, cycling, I could go on forever so there Is no reason to say we are fat. You guys are clearly thinking of an Australian stereotype....ever seen an Australian farmer? Hardest working people ive ever seen. Or shearers, work 10 hours a day in 45 degree heat. Miners, truck drivers all play a role in keeping Australia intack. SO FUCKING WHAT IF WE GET DRUNK. WHO DOESN'T.
The author of this blog clearly didnt take into account that we all have a different opinion on the immigration system. Stop being so harsh on Australians. Dont judge us until you get to know us because we are actually nice.
Your post is completely false it makes me want to laugh. We dont have a lot to think about? How about farmers, truck drivers, business owners, miners, bus drivers, emergency call people, soldiers and ambulance, police and fire. You clearly haven't been to an australians house...we have bbq a lot. We dont live off noodles and shit. Get your facts right seriously. The thing about daylight savings is completely false. It seems like you have made this all up in order to make Australia look bad...when it isnt. I haven't cleared all your points because I honestly dont wanna keep looking at your false points about Australia. If you hate it so much here than why don't you just fucking leave? No one is stopping you
It's very disturbing what you are saying about the counrty I Ilive in, and bloody proud to. To be honest I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone rambled on about your country and calling them all stuck up and think so much of themselves. I come from a Italian Australian family and my generation have lived in Australia for over 150 years, and what everyone else doesn't realise is that our discrimination to aboriginals depends on how we have grown up, whether our families have supported it or not. Aboriginals in Australia receive anything and everything, australians have to work our asses off the get a job and get into university were as aboriginals only have to reach minimal and reserve a spot as each university has to have a certai amount of aborigines, also aboriginals in certain parts of Australia don't accept white people living in there area which THEY DO NOT OWN, and is used for public. Where part of my family live there lives a old man who is white Australian and has been abused by aboriginals and hasn't left his house for two years, barrercated his house and has been bashed countless times. This elderly man has been hit in the head with stick, metal and also some have tried to kill him so they can take over. So before you think were just Aussie and wear swimmers and were your typical cowboys, we guess what we are but we are bloody rich for doing what we doing. So you go back to having your cup of tea a crumpets and don't judge a country by only a couple of people
I am leaving in September with my daughter. I was born in Australia, but have EU citizenship. Education is better in Europe, and I am sick of narrow mindedness. I attended the best private schools and have a phd from Melbourne university. We are going to France. Australia is a country of tension, hostility and hatred. Au revoir!
You're as good as us, where do you come from, America, England, if America, your indigenous story is the same, if England, you're the ones who brought us here, most, if not all countries in the world debate and fight over nothing, or are ignorant f**ks, it's the way the world works mate, all your going by apart from ^^ that is stereotypes. I'd like to see you say this to an Australians face, say it to my face, not hiding behind a computer screen mate..
You're as good as us, where do you come from, America, England, if America, your indigenous story is the same, if England, you're the ones who brought us here, most, if not all countries in the world debate and fight over nothing, or are ignorant f**ks, it's the way the world works mate, all your going by apart from ^^ that is stereotypes. I'd like to see you say this to an Australians face, say it to my face, not hiding behind a computer screen mate..
Good one
I'm not educated. Probably a bogan and a bigot. When I was younger I would go fruit picking and run in to plenty of backpackers. It was great. Pommy women were so easy. I couldn't believe it. All I had to do was turn on the Aussie act and they would open their legs. At the same time Aussie girls wouldn't give me the time of day. So maybe we should swap all our women to establish better relations. You can take my wife too!
Wow, it is quite depressing to see so much hate! (Thanks to the kind people from England, India and elsewhere that defended Australians btw and I would like to add that I have known people from many countries including England and India and we always got on just fine)There are some truths and many non-truths to this blog. I feel much is blown out of proportion tbh. Being an Australian I have obviously known many Australians quite intimately and most do not share those racist outlooks you talk of and most are creative, and skillful in man ways as well as indulging meaning conversation from everything to metaphysics and psychology to politics and science. Maybe not out at the local pub where you realistically wouldn't expect that kind of conversation to take place mind you. As far as saying things behind peoples back, I don't experience this any more often then I think would be seen anywhere else. It's not like people come running to me putting down other cultures left and right, though it may happen occasionally. Other cultures have come to me and done it too. You must keep in mind every time we open our mouth we are being accused of being racist so sometimes we may have to say things in private that are just basic candid observations due to not wanting every self righteous politically correct person to jump down our throats. We can't even sing the nursery rhyme baa baa black sheep for God's sake, we have to sing baa baa rainbow sheep in case we look racist.. When have you ever seen a damn rainbow sheep LOL. It is not racist look up its true origins!!! Anyway, to all the people hating each other (including the Aussies hating on the English)there is no real need for it. I hope you can all change your outlooks over time for one geared towards kindness. Peace all!
what a chav!
I'm an American, a first generation of German decent. Just out of college, one of my first jobs was working in Japan. I had alongside me, English, Irish, Scottish, Canadian, New Zealanders. All of whom were terrific. Especially loved the Brits. But there was one group of English speaking employees I can't include in these accolades. I really hate to say this, but it is the truth - the Australians were the most loud-mouth, obnoxious, ignorant, slow-learning, mean-spirited people I have ever seen. And, they kept saying how much they can't stand America and England. I'm an aeronautical engineer and always try to be objective. I know I was interacting with, about, 24 other Aussies, but my gosh! Other than about two of them, they were absolute morons. They practiced stupidity as if it were a virtue. I hope this was just a fluke, and Aussies are a good lot overall. But I have my doubts after working with them for six years.
Go on - someone insult me! I am an Australian who is descended from convicts, I have a phd in biochemistry, I am not a moron or racist and neither are my friends. Are you all saying that you are better than I am? How racist is that? Come down under and talk to a broad section of society and you will see like in any other country there is a mix of people here. Are you saying that I go to a pub in Sheffield and everyone there is non racist, highly intelligent, doesn't get drunk, never does anything stupid and would be considered a highly regarded citizen? Are there no chavs in England? Look in the mirror before you accuse us.
Cindy
You think Australians are racist look at yourself
what about the kids of australia??
I lived here since I was seven.These people are snobby and the immigrants that really get on here, have changed and act just like them.They take 50 years to accept you. Haven't got 50 years spare!
I think overall, Australia is getting better than the rest of the world. We just need a few more mountains and canyons etc. The weather is great and I would like some snow occasionally where I live. Too bad we can's dial in some preferences. No, I would say Australia is tons better than years ago, except for maybe the crime problem but that is a world wide phenomenon.
You-tube views went down.Coincidence!
I do understand where you're coming from and yes us Australians can be arrogant and idiotic but I wouldn't go to the full extent as to say that every Australian is dreadful. Every country has their racists and although Australia can be more racist than other countries you can't say that you hate Australia because we are racist because there are other countries out there that also share the same awful quality. As for us immigrating over here and stealing the native aboriginal lands, indeed it is true, we came across the seas and stole what wasn't rightfully ours. But hasn't this happened to most countries? America started off with the native Americans before the English came over, took over the lands and also descriminated against the owners of the land. Don't get me wrong, I am appalled by my own country not accepting other less fortunate countries but not everyone is at fault here. I am Australian and don't think that there are a rare amount of rude Australians. And it hurts to know that we are giving out this image.
I am an Australian and sure we have our fair share of racist pricks who are just so stupid but you can't blame the whole fricken nation
I like how the British settlers that wiped out the Aboriginal people are suddenly - "Australian". Laughable if it wasn't so pathetic. I notice this blog was started during the Ashes Cricket tour, in which the Aussies kicked the English's arse's. Yes, what a pathetic bunch we are in Australia. I wonder why we call the Poms, whinging Poms? Here is why, this blog for one. I wonder if there are Americans here commenting about Australia's terrible treatment of our indigenous people? Um, Are you proud of your treatment of the American Indians? At least we acknowledge our wrongs. We are trying to fix things. I hate how Aboriginal people were treated, and I wish there was an instant solution to the damage we did. There is not. For all the money that we have and continue to throw at the problem, the damage done is so great, it will take time. I do not in anyway try to say what we did was an attempt to help these people, with the attitudes that existed in past decades. Whatever the motivations, we hurt a beautiful people and we have to own that as a nation. We own our mistakes and are trying to fix them. I HATE RACISTS. The irony is that the fool that started this thread says Aussies are racists whilst being a full racist themselves. Laughable if not so pathetic. I am not even going to go into Australians contributions to better the world, obviously ignorance has blinded this cretin to medical advances made by Australian doctors. Is Australia a utopia? No. Are we able to have an honest look at ourselves and try and do better? I hope so. I hope that those here so full of hate and ignorance can someday do the same. For those that don't want to call themselves an Australian, but live here, how about getting into politics and trying to make things better rather than just bitching and saying somewhere else is much better. Really, your welcome to go there, wherever that is. My experience shows me that when the British come here, they fall in love with the place and don't want to leave. Strange. Peace and love to all.
I know how you're feeling, but you're experiencing is the Aussie bogan, chavs as they're called in England, white trash in the U.S. the dumb, ignorant garbage that litters this nation. Unfortunately they've appeared to become the majority but once our mining boom subsides which it already has begun they too will crawl back under their logs & into their shit holes. Right now they're cashed up & always in your face. They'll be broke soon whinging & moaning, be patient good things will come
(sorry about spelling, but, I'm am in year 8 and just wanting to share my opinions)
It discraceful to see people talk about a country the way you people are, you are supposed to lead in example and the way my generation and future generations are you need to pull your heads in. Australia is a beautiful place, and by saying we all are racist then what does that make you? I live in Sydney's western suburbs, in a small rural country town, and although As a town we stand together to fight against what we think is right for our town and community as there are many towns like ours left. I must say growing up (I am 13 years old) my family is quite opinionated
abut aboriginals, reason why: what most peopledont realise is aboriginal get everything, healthcare, and in the HSC ( getting a place in to university) they would pick an aboriginal over and average Australian , whether or not they got lower than me, it's same for toristrate islanders. Aboriginals also take advantage of the fact they are aboriginal, cousins of mine who are actually full out Italians have claims the are aboriginal, as there great great great great grandmothers sister is aboriginal, and in that way they take advantage. I am also half Italian, and my great grandfather fought in ww2 as a leader for the Partisans and having to leave Italy after the war stave my grandfather he came to Australia and my nonno has live here of 20 years now and he says that they could have picked a better place. Any other country around the world has there typical bogans, and racsits, so don't go banging us out as the only country.
#1- Remember when you say you hate all Australians, that Australians have helped the world in many ways, eye surgeons, troops, doctors, charities, memorials and many more, and most of us aren't as you describe.
#2 we are seen as a holiday place because of our beautiful nature, and it's very true, may places around Australia are the most precious and protected places in the world, so when you say that we are all disgusting and that you could wipe out our little tiny island ( really common we aren't the tiny) your wiping out those beautiful paces like the great barrier reef.
#New Zealand is separated from Australia so don't go judging them and thinking we are entirely connected.
# 3 our accents REALLY do you think we can help it we al, have accents to one and other, like the British, American, Italian, Russian, south African, jamaican , new zealander, chinese, and every other nationality it's the way we pronounce things, so don't just say you hate us because of our accents, we could easily bag you out but you know what in the end we just can't help it.
#4 Niggas, Wogs, Poms just like you call us bogans really. You are all as bad as each other.
#5 before you say Australians were the first to kill aboriginals, who found Australia, England, so don't call us the criminals, or the killers.
#6 Please don't bag our chanting and sporting out, what do ou want use to do, because the you all domain tha we sit there, are lazy and fat? NRL and cricket along with many other sports are highlights to us and so what it's we're we get to enjoy our selves, just like people do at concerts.
#7 so I'm sure may others can support me that Australia is a great place and I understand that we are all entitled to our own opinions. And for the people who wonder why us aussies search up this stuff, is because we're bloody proud to live in Australia, and we have every right to stand up for the rest of the Aussies who can't speak for themselves.
Kind regards
A proud Aussies schoolie
Whoever wrote this blog didn't consider that all Australians aren't like that I'm Australian and I didn't destroy the ininginous people, we have an idiot as a primeminister it is not fair that some people hate all Australians when you haven't met them all I agree we have some drunk, disgusting people with no respect or manners, I don't want to seem like someone with a high esteem but I know that I am a reasonably good person and yeah. The radian in this country can be horrible and I hate it, I for one am really really pale and get teased about it all the tine. The blogger has suggested to mock and tease us to make us feel like shit, that's not the answer and YOU look like the horrible racist one with your comments ( I'm saying this to the blogger) so don't tell us to fuck off!!!
I'm Australian - born and bred Sydneysider - and, sadly, I largely agree.
Rupert Murdoch has owned most of Australia's print media (currently 70%) for a long time and he has shaped us in his own image.
That is, short-sighted, selfish and anti-intellectual. All people are the same inside, but we're shaped by our environment and, unfortunately, Rupert has been shaping our national character for decades :(
Now we are reneging on climate change cooperation, selfishly trying to grab the last dollars of a destructive coal industry. We will get our payback for this when we have to pay top dollar for renewable technology because we let ourselves fall behind.
That sure won't help my lifestyle, but we will fully deserve the comeuppance IMO.
Rest assured, plenty of Aussies are as frustrated by our countrymen as you are.
So, you say this about australians? May want to listen to yourself buddy. It's is the most racist thing I have ever read, you cannot judge a book by its cover I have numerous australian friends and they are really lovely people, and yes their parents were born in Australia.
Thank you! We also invented the refrigerator and the crane, as well as Doctor Fiona's Spray on Skin for burn victims, just a few more examples I know from the top of my head. I think it is unfair to label a multicultural country with some racist people in it as a 'Racist Countrey'. The racist people are infact a minority and multiculturalism is in fact heavily supported in the government and education systems. We do let refugees into our country, just not illegal refugees, there is a difference. As a whole country we are actually quite nice and accepting people, there is however, like in every counry, a minority with a bad reputation that destroys all the good opinions from others.
To the blogger: I am sorry you had such a bad experience with Australians, but I hope in future you learn we are not all like that. Also I would like to point out that I am a fifth generation Australian on both sides of my family and I am friends with people from a variety of cultures, I donate some of my time to charity, I work as a teacher and I have recently won a teaching award for actively supporting the environment and multiculturalism and teaching my students to do the same.
I find your huge ignorance hallarious i live in Australia and the weather is amazing as for technical advancement we invented penecillian which without thousands of people would be dead including myself. Ive only just started high school but i would say myself and most other school kids in australia are smarter then an average australian adult. Fuck the poms were better at cricket then you as youve probably seen in the most recent ashes where we won all 5 tests. Also were not all criminals the state of South Australia was set up as a free colony where there were absaloutly no convicts and in Australia its a Badge of honour to be decended from a convict
I find your huge ignorance hallarious i live in Australia and the weather is amazing as for technical advancement we invented penecillian which without thousands of people would be dead including myself. Ive only just started high school but i would say myself and most other school kids in australia are smarter then an average american adult. Fuck the poms were better at cricket then you as youve probably seen in the most recent ashes where we won all 5 tests. Also were not all criminals the state of South Australia was set up as a free colony where there were absaloutly no convicts and in Australia its a Badge of honour to be decended from a convict
Definately hit the nail on the head!
Up the Aussies
HAHAHAHA, this makes me laugh. If you hate us so much stop coming to live with us. You just made yourself the definition of arrogant and right then and there make us hate you a whole lot more. Get a Life.
All these responses over what is obviously a troll post. My faith in humanity is falling.
Haha i love this post!!! Come on MATE!!!!! we're not all that bad! Seems like you couldn't take the banter or some aussie girl in sheperds bush promised to take you back with her and burnt ya. And the aussie people who think the same.. we'll be happy for you to leave.. and as for the criket... well its just friendly banter isn't it??
Im an aussie, not everyone in australia is some racist bogan, some are genuine and try their best to incorporate other cultures. I respect all cultures, and i do see people from all backgrounds exploit and show racism to each other, i have also been to a lot of europe, uk, the americas and asia and plan to visit africa and the middle east if possible as soon as i work my way to it. In every one of the countries i visited ive seen racism, seen focus on gender, orientation and whatever discrimination they can make happen. People like some of the people in the comments and the blog itself would be focussing on all the negative people and the overwhelming acts of a few to account for the many. I know even i have, its due to ideals and media spin with one sided stories. In london if i was in a pub for a couple of drinks with friends, i got my lights bashed in just coz i was aussie. I dont see all british ppl as assholes for it, just those guys... Its articles like this that just add to the fuel of racism, there is no perfect community that is a utopia. Australians have done some great things that have been played down and continue to be a forefront of various scientific research including advancements in cancer treatment. I feel pity that if anyone shares ur view of a whole country based on stereotypes, exaggerations of the few and generally self fueled hatred just because... how can we possibly not judge in return and rule out racism in the world?
And to the guy in europe that moved here with parents and hated it, why? i have many international friends that love it here, extended families are moving here, was it the area u lived in? Was it just tough assimilating and getting used to the country? australia isnt for everyone, just like other countries arent the best for me, i would like to meet the original poster just so he can see we arent this imagined stereotype that has been exaggerated in their own mind, once u make up ur mind negatively u do see more negative traits since u are looking for them. Also it was the englishman that was slaughtering aboriginals and creating the stolen generation since then we have established welfare and job prospects to help the aboriginal community, however some have exploited the system and given themselves a bad name, focussing attention negatively. This does insight racism but not amoungst everyone, dont count the actions of a few louder mouths as the actions of the many, they dont speak for us all.
awww THANK YOU I HATE THEM TOO
So, I'm 15 and proudly from Australia. After reading your blog I had a good laugh, some of the comments are hilarious. I am quite offended by this blog. I'm assuming that you've never been to Australia or never gone anywhere worthwhile. This whole blog is completely racist, and you're saying that we are the racist ones. I will admit that there is racism in Australia, but isn't there racism in every country. Your blog is racist so it’s not a valid point. As for us always saying how great Australia is, there's nothing wrong with being proud of our country and I’m sure other countries are saying that they are the best. I had a good laugh when people were saying that Australian's were all ugly and dumb. Nobody's perfect! There will be unattractive people and dumb people no matter which country you visit. Where does beauty get you anyway? Being smart and having a personality is better than being considered attractive. Everyone is attractive in their own way! With the accusation that we destroyed the Aboriginal's, it was the British colonies that settled here and ‘destroyed’ the Aboriginals. Australia wasn't its own country until federation in 1901. So it was the British who 'destroyed' the Aboriginals. Also we helped you in WW1 and WW2. Without Australia and New Zealand there's a big chance that you could have lost the war. As for the statement that everyone is obsessed with sport, it’s not true. Not everyone is into cricket and AFL. I know lots of people who aren't into sport. I don't know why it should bother you anyway if we do like sport. There's nothing wrong with it and I'm sure that you like sport back in your own country. I’m sure that in your own country people are getting drunk all the time. Not everyone here drinks. I know a lot of people who don’t drink. Everyone has the right to visit another country. Saying that we should stay in Australia because you don’t like us is completely and utterly unfair. I’m sure if an Australian said that to you, you would be deeply offended. So if we want to go and visit anther country get over it. It has nothing to do with you. There are rude people all over the world. Yourself for an example. Basing everyone in a country on a stereotype that is no-t real. Sure some people are like this in Australia, but don’t go assuming everyone else is. Our accents, well I’m sorry that you don’t like the way we speak. It’s not like we can change it so just stop being immature and get over it. Australia has invented heaps of things. Use google and search it. I dare you. There are heaps of wonderful people in Australia and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. So to all those people who live in Australia and hate it, shut-up. If you hate it here so much why are you still here? To the writer of this blog, get a life. Writing a totally incorrect account on Australia is completely a waste of time and makes you look like an idiot.
I’m done ranting so, peace out and stay cool
Brits :)
Love it! Wrote similar post on Facebook because the white aussie was writing so much racist crap about the aboriginal people who's land they stole and who's women they raped and murdered and children they stole and abused and men they murder and imprison. They are ignorant racist bogans.
They will never change because they think being ignorant and racist is part of their culture.
By the way, I am aussie, but thankfully got Aboriginal grandmother bred into my genetics to save me from white aussie wanker disease..
This is so hypocritical
IMO
I reckon you like little boys and have a completely skewed and biased view. If you think you can generalise a whole nationality without even a second thought, I wish you good luck in this world and any further endeavours. Although I've been civil up until this point, sincerely go fuck yourself. 'Straya
Most Australians have a silver spoon in their mouths, Whoops! sorry, A shovel.
There are a lot of sad people in this world, Why you choose to target Australia is beyond me. From what I gather you never really got to know any of us, just those that hang around pubs and clubs.. Train stations and all the other area's the filth builds up from. With so little knowledge backing up your ego-centric outlook towards Australians as a whole it's no wonder nobody here ever wanted to be your friend because YOUR NOT WORTH SPITTING ON YOURSELF. I for one am disgusted by what you've portrayed Australians to be, None of it is true. You know they are NOT the voice of Australians, We are (I am). Mr Abbot is driving this country at the moment, None of us wanted him in! We have no control over it AND NEITHER DO YOU!!
Interestingly bigoted article. I'd like to clarify something though - the people who "...single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples" was, in fact, the English when they colonised the country. Think about it.
This is definitely true, i live here in australia and growing up with these people in this culture has been a horrible experience. the only thing people do for fun is get wasted, at any possible occasion. themeparks, movie nights, sports watching, the easter show; cant do any of them unless your blind drunk.
if your a girl, your mission is to look 30 when your 18. its just beer and sex constantly.
and when you do have the fortune of encountering someone who does appear to be cultured and smart, theyre actually idiots in disguise. god forbid they can tell the difference between a mushroom or an eggplant(true story)or that they have any idea of world affairs and other cultures. they arrogant, clueless, ignorant bastards who base their lives on beer drinking, sex, and vapid fundraisers. and im not even talking about the lower class, this is upper class people with no manners or general knowledge of the world.
cannot wait to get the fuck out of here
I personally love England and its people and I wouldn't change the rivalry between Aus and England for the world. I know not to judge an entire country by the odd, pathetic, hypocritical, jelous scum like you. I just think your jelous that we live in a better country than you and are surrounded by generally nicer people, and that you simply want to vent your anger towards us. I cant blame you. If I was from a country in which its main rival overshadowed us as badly as Australia does to England id be pretty angry too. I guess im lucky that i will never have to worry about that
Look at the big talk from overweight bean bags just because ur countries are over populated and have no culture think u can call us out fucking bring it noonga
I'm not offended or upset about what anyone says about us on this blog. We are a tough lot and we don't give a fuck what anyone else says because we survived the worst of the British.
I think this poor, undereducated person doesnt know what they are talking about. Sure there are some really horrible australians and it is a very racist country but not everyone is like that! There are many nice people, just like any other country. I dont really like australia. I prefer asia or europe.
Anyway, i pity this stupid person😌😔
Fuck I think you probably need to check the blog. Here we are talking about Australian not about Indian. Your an indian if you live in Australia it doesn't mean your an Aussie. Your background will always Indian it doesn't matter how many years you been living in Australia. So back the fuck off
Someone must be very hurt, sad and lonely.
I am australian but not that way, i refuse to speak like them..i have a sbit accent , but i dont speak as they say bogan..
We have a narrow minded anti science government at the moment in 2015, both our parties are as shit as each other, in slightly different ways.. We have a monarchy as head of state, still.. A joke, pfft.. Why i have no idea.. We are a centre right wing country. .. And we are full of oafs, as one poster said loud mouth oafs and ladettes not real women..
I live in Australia, and I understand. its a freaking racist place(founded by England) but do remember I live here, and I don't know everything about it. what makes you think you know everything about Australia? Wi-Fi is an Australian invention, earth hour was founded by Australians. I don't know everyone and neither do you. there are as equal amount of racist pigs in Australia as there are nice people.
hit the nail on the head
I love this blog.
Funny as all fuck.
Australia is the best country to live in, even better than New Zealand where grown men do the Haka.
Our illegal Boat people are testament to what I say.
They risk their lives in leaky boats to get here, so desperate to come and join us, that's how bloody awesome we are.
The only place better to live than here is Switzerland, where the skiing is awesome and the riff raff minimal.
Of course skanky old England would hate us, pure jeolousy.
They send all their shop lifters and surfs over the ditch and dump them out of sight while keeping all their upper class criminals at home in parliament, then spit the dummy when we streak ahead and succeed on scraps.
England lost an empire because it was too stupid to reinvent itself.
It's an ugly country, full of ugly people with ugly teeth all watching ugly stupid shows on their idiot boxes because it's too frigging cold to go outside and get a life.
That's a question I want answered, " why do British people have such frigging ugly teeth? Even the royals have hideous teeth and they're rich as"
That's why Pommie back packers come to our sunny shores, lounge around on Bondi beach and park their clapped out Kombi's along our foreshore car parks,pissing and rutting all over the place free of charge to themselves, but not to the the councils of Sydney and rate payers.
Too cheap to fix your teeth, too cheap to pay for decent accommodation.
You can stay in your scabby little country that's the size of Victoria, with your 62 million people squeezed in around the mosques on every corner, while their believers are breeding like Catholics, with their dream of world domination by out breeding every other race, creed and religion, so they can take over the world and kill us all off if we won't convert to their brain washed, archaic, violent, stupid medieval ways of life and living. With every second person on the dole and the only thing to have national pride in is a Germanic royal family full of ugly horsey women And boorish balding men.
Indians are alright, but they have no frigging manners.
Yep, you're countries fucked English man.
The only good thing that you have going for you are Phil and Kirsty.
Hi!
I'm Australian, and i actually agree with pretty much all of what you said, except that only bogans do these things. I hate bogans. They should really just kill themselves 😡. I don't even know why people call eachother mate. It's just that animals who have had sex are called mates and it creeps me out! I also didnt know barbie meant barbeque untill i was 14 😩
I love lamb, I love beer, I love having good teeth and great weather.
I love sexy women and going fishing.
I love my Aboriginal wife, and love to give shit to the forever winging Poms I hear from!
It really is the English's fault you are jealous of Australians, after all, you sent the good people who stole bread to feed their family's to OZ! and that was supposed to be a punishment!
Look where we are after just over 200 years! I'm proud!
if it was early 200's England, i'd be hooking up with my mum to keep the English family line going!
we even took cricket from you!
For you sir, I throw a boomerang in without return path straight over the ocean, until one day it visits your door and smacks you right in your racist fingers.
owzaboutthat ay
I live in Australia and the misanthropic selfish stupidity I deal with everyday is traumatizing... and I am not sure of its origins, its could be indoctrination that stunts emotional growth and you end up with children living in adult bodies. I have a sick father who cannot travel or I would leave.
Australians suck. Everyone knows it..but don't forget to add woman bashing, beer drinking drug taking, thong wearing dumb c&%t. Can't wait to leave, my life is like a sentence while I am in this place.
You have no idea how much I needed this right now.
I just came back from living in rural small town bogan Australia, moved to be with my boyfriend.
NONONONONONONONONO.
I thought I was the only one, then when I started picking up on weird vibes..it was just totally a crazy last 6 months.
Man up, you precious little pommy. Like it or leave.
Topkeks.
Same here
Dafuq are u cunts on about!!!!!
u arse dropped, cock sucking, bigots are fucking pathetic, hanging shit on this beautiful country just because u live in an shitty place yourselves! I'm an Australian, I'm a true-mother-fucking-blue Aussie and I'm bloody proud of it! Let me tell u something, U CAN'T HANG SHIT ON A PLACE YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING BEEN TOO! U ball-fondling arse monkeys will never understand the shit we put up with, the deadliest animals in the world, and the nicest people... Answer me this, have u ever been helped by a stranger on the street without having to repay them? I thought not. U cockheaded taint rubbers should be ashamed of yourselves. Just because your economy's gone down the shitter doesn't warrant u an excuse to be a bunch of racist fuck-knobs!! I think I've made my point, and I hope to see u fucktard wankers in hell!
I'm an aussie with the usual English Irish Ancestry with a convict thrown in and I AGREE with you, it's a Beautiful Country BUT it's Full Of aussies and I Can't STAND them.. Racists, Whingers, Bludgers etc. WHO do I Have to Sleep with to Get OUTTA this Country!!??
Australians created wifi, where would you be without that?
Well hello there. May I remind you of something?
You, the British, sent us over here to Australia. YOU, made us defeat the indigenous. We descended from YOU!
If you are going to insult us, find a way to do it so you don't insult yourself at the same time.
Here is a correct statement for you: an Australian is a son of a bitch!
I'm with you, TruAssie
there is just something wrong with Americans
Im an American!!!
and I feel that moving to Australia would be the smartest thing I have ever done
better than staying in this crappy country
I am proud of TruAssie!
I wouldn't have the courage to defend her country
Bend over and touch your toes I'll show you some real "Australian Arrogance"
Silly Pommy Twats
I agree
I have dedicated 3 wonderful poems that some up the wonderful Southern & British European peasantry that makes up today's Australia!
PEASANT's PARADISE
Where poetry means nothing
Where the people don't care
Where Governments make decisions with middle-class flair
Where the heart becomes extinct and the minds rule like a sporting team
Where beauty, art and love mean nothing and sport rules supreme!
HAVE A NICE DAY
I live in the land of Oz
Where the people are mean, very dirty and unclean
They are common and dull
Primitive and crude
The Aussies see it as a National Pastime to
Provincial and Rude!
HYPOCRISY
We can bomb the beautiful people of Iraq and leave them flat.
We take orders from our Zionist buddies just like that.
We are nice people and we claim to be the Anzacs of the brave and bold
But like good provincial colonists, we still do what we're told!
We do the dirty work for America, England and Israel, our dear mates, whilst we lock out the beautiful refugees at our border gates.
And like our American masters, we never use the FUCK word.
'Australian' isn't a race lol
Can i have one serve of hypocrisy and one side of racist thank you
As an American I find it funny all the generalizations about Americans/Australians/English etc. People are people. You can't single out an entire country and put them under the same category (fat/ugly/racist). There are those in every country. There are also kind, considerate and generous people. You can't help what country you are born and raised in. You can however control your actions. Don't generalize.
Have a nice day.
LOL, I am an Australian, and you my fiends are pommies, nothing you can do about that.
I'm Australian and i think you saying that you hate all Australians without actually knowing every Australian is kind of rude, we're all just people here, just like you, and just because we come from Australia it doesn't define who we are. I for one don't watch sports and i'm not racist. I understand that not every person from Australia is the nicest but you get people like that everywhere. I find it quite racist of you actually to categorise every Australian to be racist, ignorant, stupid, morons, etc, when there are so many people here who are the complete opposite. So before you go accusing us Australians of being like that and telling us to all to 'fuck off' because you hate us without exception, maybe its a good idea to actually get to know us..
Unfortunately they will prob look after her very well over here too - I was born in Switzerland to swiss family and dragged over here to this hellhole at age 3
I just have to say....I agree with you. But here's the clincher: I'm Australian. Although having lived in South West(not quite West)London for 10yrs, I am one of the ones that probably "doesn't count". Plus my parents are mixed race, and not of convict descent. So...believe it or not, there are some Australians that agree with your stance. I tend to make friends easier with foreigners tbh. My husband and I went out for lunch today with my 6mth old. We chose a family orientated community club type place, we were surrounded by typical born and bred WASPS of all ages but mostly 40 - 65. Not a single one smiled at my baby, and he is the most smiley and adorable thing on earth (truly), in fact some old lady stared at me and my baby like she wanted to kill us for merely existing. This is the attitude I often encounter with Aussies. I miss Europe! Sigh.
My word. What an appallingly uneducated, poorly mannered individual. Should I infer from the original post that ALL English people are this way? Of course not. That would perpetuate the kind of narrow minded extremism that breeds hatered and insecurity in this world. Something of which you demonstrably have plenty. With all due respect, please educate yourself Sir - for everyone's sake.
5 words for all youse chronic wowsers, who are clearly envious of how flaming awesomeness we actually are down here in the Antipodean region of the planet.
"Get a dog up ya!".....
Top that ya drongos.
5 words for all youse chronic wowsers, who are clearly envious of how flaming awesomeness we actually are down here in the Antipodean region of the planet.
"Get a dog up ya!".....
Top that ya drongos.
Make that ten smart arse;)
Good when the invasion happening we'll round all gov up and throw them and their children in a wood chipper all ur monies is belongs to us
Wow you sound pissed!
Did an aussie shag your misses!
Simple answer to the question.love it or leave it .if u dont like our way of mateship and brotherhood of looking out for each other fuckoff to another country !!!!!!!
This is coming from an Australian, 12 year old girl and how did you make this conclusion? After reading this I guess I can say that all Englishman? If that's where you are from and have stayed- are all racist people who like to be dickheads to anyone and everyone simply because they can't fix their own, sad problems. I suggest you leave the Internet before you break it with your stupidity.
Australian peoples inherited the genes of their ancestors who conveniently killed all the aboriginals Indigenous people. People no different to ISIS !
I used to love visiting Australia on the USS Midway and other ships. The girls would all flock to us and we always got laid. Australian women love American men.
Don't forget WiFi.
I am an Australian of English, Scottish and French heritage. I went to school in Kent for several years during the 70's. Nothing has changed with ignorance in regard to the many trolls posting unintelligent hatred like this site. In my day we didnt hide behind a computer screen as cowards and people with personality disorder do. We and I include my English mates would put you down on the ground.
Lol to every one who's is not Aussie.
Grab bottom lip pull over forehead towards the back of your head and swallow really hard this might be the most intelligent thing any of you do in your lives
@Not a Raven
....youd be an aussie loving yank SEPPO wouldn't you? I think you need a good raping to knock you into line sweetheart
Can somebody please throw gas and fire at the house of this person: Ben Zuker. Address: 5/549 Old South head Rd. Rose Bay NSW 2029. email add: benzuker@hotmail.com
This person got me terminated fr. work way back 2013. I was so devastated because as far as Im concerned, I answered everything that he asked of me. He's like a drug addict who keeps on asking questions that are already beyond my scope. But nevertheless, I tried to answer him to the best that I can.. and still reported me for being rude??? This is how fucking australians are.. I'm very grateful to the owner of this blog, and to all the others who share the same hatred as I do with the evil australians. They're evil. They suck. And I'm afraid this evil person will do the same thing to other people if he would have the chance. Im fr. another country and would love to see him suffer and die in my hands,, I don't want to fly over to that fucking country. Im already happy with my life right now. But I cannot forget what that man did to me. And all I want is justice after all..
I would like to apologise to all you council flat dwelling English muppets regarding my last comment which in hindsight is actually pretty offensive. As sad a shithole that poor old England is and will forever be it is not as ridiculous as New Zealand. No where is for that matter.
The British PM had a sexual encounter with a pig. If you google the British PM his name followed by the word pigs is the first autocomplete suggestion on the list. How completely appropriate, disgusting and deserving for the British people.
Remember Australians originate from UK convicts, explains why we are so badass!
hey, you know, not EVERY Australian is bad or whatever, you misunderstood a lot of us and you should really learn to love us.
Agreed. Makes me not alone.
yes yes let the hate flow through you
yes yes let the hate flow through you
yes yes let the hate flow through you
im working in a call center..and my shift always get ruined whenever i receive calls from an Australian.. very very very annoying and always dumb..
hey i happen to be an Australian.be may have a few racist people but every nation does, if this is how Poms think then you guys must be the most uneducated people in the world. Australians are extremely welcoming to other nationalities (as Melbourne hosts the largest Greek population outside Athens) and for your information the rest of the world views you guys us utter picks who should just return to their own country and stop being so negative.
Go eat a rice cake
What's a wamker?
hahaha is there ever going to be a world in where we can all just get along. no theres always somebody who has to have a winge and gripe over little things that they have no idea about just to make out they are the bigger hero. nobody cares, if you dont like a place you do not have to go there and if you dont like it keep it to yourself. im an aussie and im just happy to have a country to call home and carry on with my life. i dont give a flying shit what you do on your end of the world. im sorry i read all these and just had to say something. i normally wouldnt care but its getting really annoying. i have friends from all over the world, different religions and beliefs but we get along with each other like long lost family. have fun with bitching all your life and ill keep enjoying mine happy as can be
Keep bitching you ignorant poms....have a shower, the pop off.
Funny that, I am an American born, living in Australia. Sure racism is everywhere even here. And, don't bag America, they are the world's super power.... America (going back to 1776) has dominated everything....how long has England been around? Are they the world's best? Nope...do they still want America to fight their wars for them? (has happened twice)
You are my hero
I hope you're enjoying all of your recent immigrants into Europe and the United Kingdom. Keep up the good work. ;)
i have lived here for 15 years now, and I am counting down the days that i can move back to Europe. The people are just trash. Working with the law enforcement, I saw the worst of the worst. And guess what? Theyre just as bad even when theyre not being restrained. They are rude, racist, loud-mouthed bigots. The children waste time and drop out of school and seem to have little motivation to see the world or to get a real education. My children hated school here. They hated that the other kids had no clue of the world, and were rude to teachers.. Of course, there are nice-natured people too, and the beaches are incredible. But as a country goes, there is little to no culture, or any exposure to the greater world. The government keeps fucking up too. I am more than ready to leave. This white-trash society at the end of the world isn't for me.
ok ugly.... aus girls are nice, direct and beautiful.
Alright, I'm going to start this like every other Australian who happened to stumble across this post.
—I'm Australian, and I believe you were being kind of harsh.
Though this post got published ten years ago, I'd obviously still like to have my say. I can see why you all see us as racist, swearing, loud, annoying and down right rude people —I mean, I live in Australia, for God's sake! But not to the point of saying ALL Australians are like that. May I remind you who came sailing upon the Indigenous Australian's land and decided to call it theirs after clearly seeing the Aboriginals already on the land. You're saying Australians we're the ones who disregarded the Aboriginals and left them to just adjust? This makes me wonder if you outsiders even learnt about the Australian history. Not to mention that Australia is a multi-cultural country and no longer enslave black people. Why? Because a lot of the Australian population is filled with people who aren't even Australian. We, as a country, accept all colours. The people here, however, are the ones you and I hate. I do agree there are people here who tend to be rude about 100% of the time, but you need to understand that there are a lot of kind people here as well. Everyone has their own opinions though, right? Like how us Australians think all Americans are fat. But we don't! That's the fucking thing. We're not all rude, we're not as racist, we're not all loud. For Christ's sake, you all must have been pretty damn unlucky to meet the worst of us, because you're missing out on the Australians who'll actually make you rethink your opinion you all have on us. We're all different. The least you could do is say, "I fucking hate this Australian chick I met," not, "Because I met an annoying Australian, I hate all Australian."
I think this is really rude and offensive. Just because some of us are racist and wankers doesn't mean we all are. Your being racist too and stereotypical by calling us all of that. Be careful what you say someone might come back and bite you in the ass one day. Go find a tree, it will be the only person that will love you because it can't move. Don't be racist, don't be a dick.
Funny how you Asians are running from your screwed up country/culture to come to Australia. You know it's a better place to live for now.
'There is nothing worse than a whinging Australian' hahaha. Three words. Pot. Kettle. Black. (in other words, listen to yourself)!!! Enjoy America and please don't whinge too much while you are there. I'm sure you'll find something to cry about, but try to keep it to yourself and not give the rest of us a bad name.
And the most boring and regulated as civil liberties go
Racist .? If anything B.. Nor racist enough
Some of us know how shitty we are .. Not all are without the shades (They Live! John Carpenter )
This made me laugh so much, since what you hate in others is what you hate in yourself.. So all you haters go seek some help :)
Never been to Australia, certainly never want to. I live with an Aussie/American couple, and their relationship represents an axis of cultural retardation and loud obnoxious evil.I can say, with hand on heart, that I hope and pray everyday that she, the American, is sterile. This is because I truly believe the culturally moribund spawn they'll unleash upon the earth will shame any Nazi or Isis book burner and would precursor the beginning of a dumb plague; a socially inept loudmouth nitwit deluge,that would engulf the planet with their bland and loud buffoonery.
The problem is, the stupids don't know they are just that, stupid. So they go on and on and on opening they're ignorant traps assuming, because no one is bothering to shout louder,that they are right. No you're just boring and plain, and to engage such a creature would be akin to an attempt at communication with a vegetable.
Here's a tip for you Aussie's and American's for that matter; when you're in a social situation and a person is standing right next to you, try talking rather than shouting, your voices should endear rather than repel, simple really. You can move onto the more advanced lesson of having something to say at a another time, start with the one above for now.
What is the definition of an ‘Australian’? Once you have mastered the definition an Australian and their origin then try to figure out who the fuck it is you hate. D’oh! Mirror!
I am Australian and therefor I dont deserve to breath gods clean air which is interesting because Australia has such clean air now im confused and don't know where to go with my rant???
I am Australian and therefor I dont deserve to breath gods clean air which is interesting because Australia has such clean air now im confused and don't know where to go with my rant???
Alright I'm personally Australian Lived there my whole life and yes we do have redeeming qualities for example we tend to be extremely friendly people and sure we make a racist joke now and then but America does it as well and so does pretty much every country also that's true British did destroy the aboriginal culture through invasion and I find the fact that we celebrate that extremely disrespectful and inconsiderate of the indigenous mean and women that died that day attempting to defend there beliefs and there land but usually we are great people and also one thing that's better here then in America is the supermarkets like you won't find a bloke with his ass out at woollies but you sure as hell will find that at Walmart and also Lemonade is amazing but overall we try to be the best people we can be.
No one seems to care about the real Australian history when the First fleet came here filled with thousands of prisoners that where only there for pity crimes example stealing bread to feed there poor family
How funny are the Aussie haters, poor jealous souls.
Some English hate us because they are bitter they didn't realise our country was a filthy rich naturally resourced country, when they had the chance, which makes us one of the richest countries (without having to try too hard lol) for its size on earth. English wrote it off as a waste land haha - cheers for that suckers it's ours now when it could have been yours, yep. weep weep!
Super power China has become reliant on Australia to help fuel its enormous economy thanks to our rich resource reserves. Screw being geographically located side by side with other countries like the rest of you. Who wants the headache of bitching and warring with other countries just up the road lol. Majority of Aussies don't give a fuck what you think because we don't have to, we already have it all. All you bitches and moaners go back to your little insecure pit of the world - you already lost before this post was published.
Ha haha! Classic! I am with you buddy.
Hahaha hahaha hahaha this whole thread is priceless! I was googling...from my Aussie home....on where I could live away from bigots and racists. Australia is crawling with bigots. Homophobic racist arseholes. But there are some beautiful and intelligent and open minded people here too.
It seems like the UK is as full of bigots as much as anywhere else.
I think the magical land I seek is called Minority Island. And I am white hetrosexual.Just want to be among lovers instead of haters. Lol. Xx
Ha haha! Classic! I am with you buddy.
I was born and live in Australia, and find it very frustrating living here. The fact that we are a young country that has enjoyed a blessed existence due to our abundance of natural resources and lack of imminent threat, makes us easily manipulated and compliant zombies. If life is good, you will trust what you leaders say, they must be right, doing a good job, because our lives are good. As things have deteriorated,Australians who are politically ignorant, who have no understanding of propaganda and imperialism because they have been totally brainwashed, blame whomever our leader tell us to blame, who resort to time honored methods of racism, homophobia and religious intolerance to breed hatred and confusion, to keep us controlled and compliant in the face of a police state onslaught that is the same as what has been happening in the UK and the US.
Australia is not "Robinson Crusoe" as a place of stupidity and intolerance.
UKIP and Donald Trump are tapping into the same ignorance and stupidity that exists in "the brainwash, distracted west' it's just more 'Guns and Butter"
I 100% agree with the posts above an below. Racial intolerance is all over Australia. Sure there are lots of migrants in capital cities, but people do not coexist in the white Australian community. Australians use very aggressive, and outright rude language. This occurs at work, on the tram and at sport. For example, when I play sport, the opposition commonly mock, insult or imitate my accent, followed rude words. When I discuss this with other migrants they say, we are in racist Australia.
Is Australia a civil, pleasant accepting and lucky society? You decide, read the newspapers, listen to arrogant white Australians but, also listen to the migrants.
YESSSSS!!!!!!
I am Peruvian and i moved to australai when i was four and still live here at the age of 16 and i have to say the ones that don't have direct connections to other cultures though family are the most retarded people that exist!!! i have a word document where i write everything i hate about australia and their people and i will one day publish it as a book titled 'Fucking kill yourself Australia'.
There she proves the point :)
There she proves the point :)
I agree.
Not even the hand of God reaching into the stinking mire called Australia could elevate a single one of them to the depths where turds float.
I'm sadly an Australian. My mother is American and my Father is Canadian. But I was born in Australia. We have zero family here.
Australia is horrible. The people are loudmouth drunks who just want to fight everyone and they are ignorant. They don't like or understand intellectualism and they can't use big words. If you're highly educated, they make fun of you, because deep down they feel threatened by big words and they respond with the cookie cutter response: "foight me, ya cunt!".
They are a soulless people and have awful taste in food. The Aussie "barbie" is a myth. They just eat a lot of ramen noodles and crumbed pre-cooked chicken nuggets and fast food because they are too lazy to cook.
There's no grape flavored soda here. There's no peanut butter or chipotle flavored anything here either. Or cinnamon. Their taste palates only accept bland weet-bix and bland drinks. No cherry cola. No cherry anything. Just plain lemonade or "beeeeer!!".
I've travelled all over the world. And the most closed minded, racist, angry people are in Australia. I'm utterly ashamed to be Australian and to the people of the world, I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I apologize on behalf of Australia. We are raging fuckwits and we should know better. But we are too lazy, ignorant and stubbornly uneducated to better ourselves.
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We don't need you shitbags anyway.
OMG mine to. Brought me to this backwater hellhole from Switzerland when i was a baby. I hate this place for the same reasons you do. Cthe afults are like dumb, ignorant, boring toddlers. Im 27 and have never had a boyfriend (no I'm not some overweight, ugly chick, the opposite actually) because I can't stand these bogans. Bogans are everywhere.
The minute you think you might have found a half decent one they open their mouth and reconfirm everything you thought about these ignorant yobbos, or they go on and on about their caceman sport of rugby or afl. Shudder* why does this country love shit sports and worship the dumbest amoung them. Hearing footy players talk on camera makes my stomach turn. It's like classless jocks who can barely string a sentence together.
Dumb, tall poppie syndromed, macho morons. I've met a few i don't mind and even like as long as I don't critically analyse their lack of brain faculties and utter ignorance as to what's happening in the world outside of their Aus bubble.
I find the men the worst. After living with numerous male housemates over the years I've noticed they share similar traits.
They want to take over in every situation just cause they have balls and few acknowledge some women are intelligent and 'know stuff' they do not. Insecure toddlers obsessesed with dumb sports.
What a fool, yes Australia is a ripoff dump I'm Australian and always have been at lest when bad things happen people come together to help not looting shops and shitting on their own it's the people that move here that has big part of it being a dump all the biggest crimes have been done by someone who has moved here,on top of all the bullshit laws,permits,taxes, etc is what has made it a dump people are under alot of stress here and most people that come here stay in the city, city people are far different than country people, and really it's almost impossible to find a true blue Australian person we have been overrun by people from other countries, and may I say poms are much worse people especially the teenagers.
Lol you a joke
Them leave
Them leave
As an Australian, I enjoyed reading this lovely blog post about us.
Thank you for taking time to write it.
I met some ( only some) good Australian but I have to agree with you most of them is ugly, stupid and pretty racist!
I were on a bus and one Aussie guy ask me "how did you come here? Did you swim?" Well, that is one.
Another encouter with racism was with an Australian Veteran. While I were waiting at the bus stop with my husband, he looks at me in disgust and angry. He asked my husband if he know how disgusting my people are in the war. My husband were so upset and ask him back " So how many people did you kill?" He nearly hit my husband but too ashame of himself and walked away. I were so angry having to see such ugly thing like that. Worst than that, I were just waiting for the bus after enjoying the day with my husband. I didn't do anything to provoke him or even notice him in the first place.
Whenever I go to my GP, the damn Aussie receptionist treat me with such hatret and rudeness because I speaks very quietly. Don't question why other people hate you Australians. It is because you have it coming for treating people like that stupid racist Aussie!! I did come here with good intention and I pay your tax fully every dollard of my working life.
I love this country beautiful nature and landscape but I don't like the people at all. I am glad I am not alone feeling this way. I find them such a bunch of bully and vicious maggots. Finding good Australian actually feel like winning lottery.
What an amazing blog. I've travelled alot, lives in a few different countries UK, Canada, USA,and I've been in Australia for 2 years. My god what an overrated place it is. Despite the environment which is truly epic, everyone and everything thing here can slip into the ocean. If I could take a big poo on it I would. I work in a hospital and the healthcare is terrible, so backwards it's scary. The NHS is so much more efficient and run by people that actually know what they are doing. Your night life is incredibly shit. Can't buy a shot after 12?why?just encase I beat someone up. Well don't you worry Australia will just slap a regulation on it. Ever a problem? just make a law . The TV is the pits, it's so dumbed down. BBC all the way, ever heard of a documentary? Thought so. I like America and Canada least they have a culture, so all my rage is heading towards you Australia. Don't even get me started on your immigration policy! You backward twats. Get over yourselves! That's okay Australia we will happily take these people in that are probably better educated than you. Fuck this, gonna earn my money , and fuck off. I'm gonna gut Australia like a wet stinky fish and leave it to rot under its own berucaocy and shit TV
Ok so let me get this straight; I'm assuming you've met every single Aussie there is and they are all the same? People may have had a bad history, but we are incredible people with a passion for our land and culture. I've met so many nice people here, and I'm proud to call it my home. Of course there are the odd one or two who fit your disgusting description, but they'll be those people in every country. I'm sure all Brits like you aren't all perfect are they? I don't think I've ever heard such an appalling generalisation in my life.
What an amazing blog. I've travelled alot, lives in a few different countries UK, Canada, USA,and I've been in Australia for 2 years. My god what an overrated place it is. Despite the environment which is truly epic, everyone and everything thing here can slip into the ocean. If I could take a big poo on it I would. I work in a hospital and the healthcare is terrible, so backwards it's scary. The NHS is so much more efficient and run by people that actually know what they are doing. Your night life is incredibly shit. Can't buy a shot after 12?why?just encase I beat someone up. Well don't you worry Australia will just slap a regulation on it. Ever a problem? just make a law . The TV is the pits, it's so dumbed down. BBC all the way, ever heard of a documentary? Thought so. I like America and Canada least they have a culture, so all my rage is heading towards you Australia. Don't even get me started on your immigration policy! You backward twats. Get over yourselves! That's okay Australia we will happily take these people in that are probably better educated than you. Fuck this, gonna earn my money , and fuck off. I'm gonna gut Australia like a wet stinky fish and leave it to rot under its own bureaucracy and shit TV
Your post is so ignorant it actually cracked me up!!! Well done for exposing yourself as such an outsider!! Ignoramus!! I dont think i have ever read such rot and sweeping generalisations!! But hey - you got people fired up with your uneducated views - so kudos to you baby!!! I only hope one day you can grow up and mature enough to see reality. Funny person!!!! What unadulterated rubbish~!!! :-)
lol fagit
I agree wholeheartedly. Australians really are awful and close-minded people who need to learn more about the world around them. Here are my views on the matter:
http://nastywormtail.blogspot.com.au/2016/11/racists-down-under_9.html
well if you compare the aussies to the americans we stole children and they murdered and forced people to fight, and i think you are racist with your opinions on us.
Here's why I hate Australians (Not spam):
http://nastywormtail.blogspot.com.au/2016/11/top-10-reasons-i-wouldnt-recommend.html
I'm Welsh originally I have lived in Australia for 30 years proud to be Australian unfortunately some of the comments on this blog makes me realise that I feel the same about the English they are fuckwits when they win it England when they lose its Great Britain.
If I end up in a ditch somewhere in the world fighting for freedom I just hope I have an Australian, Welshman or Scot watching my back rather than a bloody winging Englishman.
Why did you ever stop writing this? You had Such a good thing going? It's hilarious. I really loved the one about the racist litterbug. I mean, it wasn't even much work. Just come on here a few times a month and say a bunch of ridiculous shit. I think you should start writing again.
I am a Cuban American prostitute and recently had an Australian call me. I was excited as i liked the accent and it was a new experience. But wow. Dude turned out to be a nutter. Acted in love with me and found out hes done this with other pros. Then when i didn't respond well to the over the top flattery, he damn near had a temper tantrum. One of the weirdest clients ive ever had lol.
You need Twenty Øne Piløts'
Too many people jealous of Australia here I see. I sense a brit thats still holds a grudge becausehis people sent convicts to countries like Australia and America who both turned into better countries than the UK. jealousy jealousy jealousy
Jealousy is a curse and I'd say all those that are ripping Australia to shreds are very jealous of what we Australians have. Do not sit there and be so hypocritical in trying to state a case as to why your country is so superior to Australia. If you are English, well we're descended from you lot anyhow and if you're American, all I can say to you ignorant bastards is: Donald trump.
Here, here! I am an English national and proud Australian citizen married to a Japanese national whom I met here. We have a beautiful son and circle of multicultural friends and have a nice cosmopolitan lifestyle in near perfect weather conditions. Yes there are a lot of racist bigots in this country, but we generally do a terrific job of ignoring the ones that are racist to the core, and change the stereotypical views of the fence sitters. Hilarious thing is I am a retired professional kickboxer turned primary school teacher here so my firm yet extremely impressionable and kind approach to families here, I believe is contributing to a big changes in the newest generations views of cosmopolitanism. I believe the author of this rant is secretly jealous of the type of lifestyle happy expats are able to have here.
You posted this twice and still couldn't get your spelling correct.I think you are just proving this blog correct.
You forgot underarm bowling in things Australia invented.
One thing I'm really noticing in posts by Aussies is there apparent lack of education. Their spelling and grammar is atrocious.
Huh! Isn't it even the slightest bit strange that Australia is still here? AND WITH THE BLOODY 'OZ ACCENTS YOU HEAR? Mate really...maybe do some research before making a statement about La-Di-Da. Oh, am I being rude? Well suck it up buttercup, it've heard worse from other countries and you don't see me going on about what (insert country name here) speak, act etc just because of what I heard from a few people. And I'm pretty sure it was the British that came here first and started wiping out Aboriginals with disease, weapons etc. Where did Australians originally come from exactly? Maybe the answer could explain why Australians are so racist and stuff like that, that you claim to be true.
You Dumb Pommy cunt.. It was you fucking idiots that decimated our indigenous population. You really need to read a history book you pasty wanker -- oh sorry, cant read, right? I am glad you hate Aussies, at least we wont have to put up with ya sorry fucking arse here...looser!
3 years later I am still trying to come up with an angle that doesn't paint Australians as the worst arseholes in the (well, certainly developed) world - what a bunch of bigoted bogans, incredible such a place (barely as it does) functions.
Now, for any pink scouts that will claim that's just a minority - it isn't, it is about 85-95%, depending on where you are.
There is a minority of very nice people, true - but the world over that number is much much larger - convict norms and habits still rule the day in this dump - nature is beautiful, social structure and behavior truly appealing, all former crooks and prisoners running the show basically.
Going back to Europe (continent, not the other self interested island) in 4 months and can't wait for it.
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