Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Why I hate Australians

Do Australians actually have any redeeming qualities. Don't say you know a nice Australian - a good bloke - because I bet he has been living in West London for 15 years, and his parents were born in England. He doesn't count.

They live in a beautful country, with an excellent climate, a whole continent to explore. They have a reasonable standard of living, love a barbie and a beer, and a dip in their swimming pools.

They have no political enemies living on their borders, and would be the country most likely to survive and thrive after a nuclear holocaust.

So why are Aussies such wankers. Racist, ignorant, stupid - genetically thick, close-minded, sport obsessed, soap watching morons. With an Aussie, everthing has to come down to the lowest common denominator.

They single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples.
They offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement - not even a good sun bloc!!

They scream and cry and debate endlessely about the only thing that registers on their political radar, and thats immigration - convienently forgetting that they serve as one of the best examples of how mass immigration supplants and destroyed an indigenous culture - through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations.

I hope that twenety million Vietnamese boat people manage to land in Australia. Payback's a bitch.

The cricket fans among us will know that the Ashes are currently being contetsted. The England team have only been in Australia for three days, and already, their british born Sikh bowler is being abused for no other reason other then he is brown. The same happened to the South African black pace bowler Ntini, when he was there a few months earlier.

So I have had enough.
If you are Australian and reading this blog - FUCK OFF! I hate all of you, without exception.

If you are not Australian and reading this blog, remember what I have said when you are meeting an Australian. Your intention should be soley to humiliate and embarrass. Remember it' s okay to say what you want because we all know the Aussies love to banter. If they get offended, remember to say fair dinkum and move on to your next target. If it helps refer to their geneology and the fact that they really are the spawn of scum. I know its a cliche, but trust me, it really works. Also, ask them how long they have been visiting the UK, and when they intend to return. If they have stayed here for longer then six months, ask to see their visa. Take down their details and report them to the authorities. Make them feel like an illegal immigrant.

The Yanks are bad enough - but at least they can say "we are the richest country in the world", or " we have the biggest army in the world" or " we run the world". They have some substance to base their arrogance and superiority. Aussies have nothing apart from a sun tan, a few swimmers and a cricket team. A nation, a people, a culture that amounts to nothing and never will.

Watch out Aussies - I'm a coming!!!!!!!

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igotlife said...

completely agree...
really fucks me off that they are ALL scamming the taxman when they come over here as well
to be fair tho they can take having the shit ripped out of them...so Dame Edna Everage, Jason Donovan, Ned Kelly, Don Bradman, Germain Greer, John Pilger, Evone Gooligong, Pat Cash, Kerry Packer, Phar Lap, Russell Crowe, Merv Hughes, Shane Warne, the Waugh brothers, Stefan Dennis, Steve Irwin, Rolf Harris, Rupert Murdoch, Cate Blanchett, Mel Gibson, Nick Cave, Bob Hawke, Ian Thorpe, Allan Border...GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU INBRED CRIMINAL FUCKWITS!!!

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igotlife said...

forgot BM our office Aussie! you can fuck yourself as well!

Anonymous said...

Then they have the audacity to come over here, blag a job, get citizenship, fuck off back to oz, then send their grandchildren over to start the cycle all over again...bastards

Who am I? said...

We haven't really helped ourselves though...Think about it, all them years ago we sent all our criminals over there coz we didn't have another option, so we kinda help populate Oz anyway! It's payback on us...But I do agree they are a pain in the arse!

igotlife said...

paybacks a bitch!

Poxinfinite said...

Just to open up and clarify the issue here. Is this entirely an Aussie rant or a commonwealth rant?

It would seem to me that Canadians, New Zealanders, South African's and Indians are not unwelcome visitors and return migrants.

Perhaps it is because they don't suffer the same genetic baggage as the Aussies? Is Australia one massive example of evolution and natural selection at work? Is that a bit racist, natzist, and discredited eugenicistic :D

Don't get me wrong, even if it is all of the above, I still think they are loud mouthed arrogant bastards who are worse than american's without the same reason. Just wanting to distinguish if it was pure zenophobia or something more concrete.

Lottery Loverat said...

Bit harsh, I did find Oz to be a racist country when I was their, especially outside the city's but no better or worse than England. Get yourself up north for some proper racist bigots. Living in London all your life does not give the true picture.

Chairmanofthebored said...

I'm findng this post rather offensive and full of hatred - the very thing that incensed our irate blogger. I don't think the "can't beat them, join them" attitude helps the debate. I agree with lottery loverat that most come from outside the city which applies to the UK also. We all have prejudicial tendencies so it's hyprocritical to denounce and offend in the same verse. Would it not have been better to appeal to our Australian friends so they contribute to the debate rather than alienate and perhaps fuel the issue?

As Marvin said - only love can conquer hate

Gipperfan said...

igotlife - you forgot The Wiggles. May they burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a real piece of shit.
Just look at America. It's a fucking joke. Your president is a joke. Your people are a massive fat joke.

Anonymous said...

i love this post. it really helped calm me that someone shares my utter disdain for aussies. we have one living her getting disability checks and popping out more kids than she can afford. i can not stand her and she just pisses and moans all the time about her sad life. enough. go back to australia and see how well they take care of your "sick" non-sick ass.

Anonymous said...

Hello, I live in Australia, my parents came here from Europe. It's the worst thing they ever did. I can't stand this cultureless, yobbo hell hole. Australians are arrogant, stupid, nasty, mysoginist and intellectually dull. I would never marry an Australian, my sister did, and she's paying for it now I can tell you. Australians just have no manners.

Anonymous said...

"genetically thick..."

Hmmmm... the majority of white Australians are descendents of the English, no?

As for Anonymous whose parents "came here from Europe", it's never too late to go live in Europe yourself. If you dislike it so much here, why stay??

Anonymous said...

I'm an Aussie. I think you are being a little harsh.

Anonymous said...

I'm Australian and totally agree with your blog.

Your right on the money 100%. Some countries are just full of fuckwits, that is their contribution to the rest of the world. To show other countries that their own home land isn't so fucked up as Australia.

I'm Australian.. Fuck Australia!!

Anonymous said...

It makes me feel better to see I'm not alone in my hatred for Australia.

Emma said...

Get a job you arrogant freak.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Emma!

What a ridiculous generalisation.

Not all Aussies are the same.
However, you winging idiots will always find what you are looking for....

Anonymous said...

I just have come across this blog, though it was written some time ago.... It is not your opinion that bothers me so much as your complete ignorance and factually incorrect ranting.... I'll best address in point form.

Soap Watching: We have two soaps in all of Australia. H&A and Neighbours. two. They are not even that popular really and are watched much much more in the UK and Ireland. The UK are indeed obessed with them; Coronation Street, Doctors, EastEnders, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks... i could go on.

"We destroyed an indigenous culture through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations": Your critism of Australias relationship with indingeous Australias would be valid, and has ground. If not for that point.

These first few generations you refer to... well infact all these people were Englishman, Born in England. Australia was in fact goverened by the English for the first 120years of it's existance. A critism of Aboriginal policy post 1906 is perhaps valid. Needlessly to say, genocide massacare, subdegation.. ALL took place before then on YOUR watch mate. As it took place in every country the british colonised. We inherinted your rascist policies as a precedent... which sadly we had taken all too long to reverse.

technical or scientific advancement: Australia for a small population does very well in this regard. What have we invented? just a list of a few things here;

The bionic ear (Cochlea implant
Wave-piercing catamaran
The first practical ultrasound device
Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer
Pencillin (yes research in Oxford... but by an AUSTRALIAN)
The fastest swimming technique (freestlye)
The first pacemaker device
oh and a very good suncream.. known as Zinc Cream.

Finally, immigration You falsely immply that we are some island fortress with a homogeneous population. 25% of australians are infact born overseas (from many different countries) compared to your 10%. Immigration policy is strikingly similiar to the UK, if not more liberal.

I will not argue on your attitudes that we are rascist. That is subjective. I'm glad however to hear that you think that the UK is a great bastion of tolerance.

You are clearly a poor misguided ignorant man. You have not a clue what you are talking about. Critising us for shortcommings that are equally, if not more applicable to the UK. Your blog is entirely highly rascist... , yet in the same breath you call us bigots and racists. Yet you are not rascist? If you are not rascist, then surely sir you are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I just have come across this blog, though it was written some time ago.... It is not your opinion that bothers me so much as your complete ignorance and factually incorrect ranting.... I'll best address in point form.

Soap Watching: We have two soaps in all of Australia. H&A and Neighbours. two. They are not even that popular really and are watched much much more in the UK and Ireland. The UK are indeed obessed with them; Coronation Street, Doctors, EastEnders, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks... i could go on.

"We destroyed an indigenous culture through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations": Your critism of Australias relationship with indingeous Australias would be valid, and has ground. If not for that point.

These first few generations you refer to... well infact all these people were Englishman, Born in England. Australia was in fact goverened by the English for the first 120years of it's existance. A critism of Aboriginal policy post 1906 is perhaps valid. Needlessly to say, genocide massacare, subdegation.. ALL took place before then on YOUR watch mate. As it took place in every country the british colonised. We inherinted your rascist policies as a precedent... which sadly we had taken all too long to reverse.

technical or scientific advancement: Australia for a small population does very well in this regard. What have we invented? just a list of a few things here;

The bionic ear (Cochlea implant
Wave-piercing catamaran
The first practical ultrasound device
Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer
Pencillin (yes research in Oxford... but by an AUSTRALIAN)
The fastest swimming technique (freestlye)
The first pacemaker device
oh and a very good suncream.. known as Zinc Cream.

Finally, immigration You falsely immply that we are some island fortress with a homogeneous population. 25% of australians are infact born overseas (from many different countries) compared to your 10%. Immigration policy is strikingly similiar to the UK, if not more liberal.

I will not argue on your attitudes that we are rascist. That is subjective. I'm glad however to hear that you think that the UK is a great bastion of tolerance.

You are clearly a poor misguided ignorant man. You have not a clue what you are talking about. Critising us for shortcommings that are equally, if not more applicable to the UK. Your blog is entirely highly rascist... , yet in the same breath you call us bigots and racists. Yet you are not rascist? If you are not rascist, then surely sir you are an idiot.

Manda said...

I'm from Australia but before you tell me to fuck off I absolutely hate this country. Without the fuckwit people this country would be like paradise. But instead we got a dipshit prime minister who doesnt know what the fuck he is doing. Australians in general are a bunch of bad mannered, rude arseholes! Such a bunch of pussies. The aboriginals here are rude but then again I guess they have a right to be. Not my fault that a bunch of dickheads took over their land. Look where it's gotten us! There is nothing worse than a whinging Australian. They have a cry about everything: daylight saving, their footy team losing and did I mention they turn into racist c*nts at the cricket? Gahhh my parents are European and decided to move either to San Diego in California or Perth in Australia. Guess which one they chose? *sigh* Can't wait until I leave school so I can go live in America.

a person with opinions which she freely expresses said...

Hmm, would people get angry at me if I said Americans are all racist, fat pigs? Yes, yes they would - my point is, NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS ARE THE SAME. A country is just a place of residence, and the way that you are raised and the things that you are exposed to in your young years are what makes a person who they are. I agree with those who hate the idiotic yobbos who obsess over footy and beer, and I share your views, but we are not all like that. World peace isn't possible when people think like this.

Anonymous said...

I am a proud Australian!My mum was born in England and my dad Australia... I can't believe there are people out there who put all australians under one catergory. I always give people a fair chance who ever they are, and I know all my friends and family would do the same... I understand we are all human..Everyones shit stinks. I can't believe the attitudes of some Australians who say they hate Australia....They probably haven't ever been out of their suburb. Do you know where Kalumburu is?? By the way the world is big, find a place to live and be happy..I have lived far North Western Australia and lived with the beautiful indeginous aboriginals and experienced there culture they enjoyed my company and I theirs...What kind of culture do you have in the Uk?
This is what it comes down to eh - Aussies are wankers. Racist, ignorant, stupid - genetically thick, close-minded, sport obsessed, soap watching morons. With an Aussie, everthing has to come down to the lowest common denominator.
You haven't got a clue! and it sounds like you've taken things to the lowest common denomitator.

Anonymous said...

Lol at the australian guy hating australia, you live in perth, no wonder you hate it! Move to a real city and start to enjoy yourself. So we killed off the aboriginal's when we arrived did we? Funny how we were english back then, so really the english fucked over them over. Trust whiney english men hating the aussies, you live in a permanently grey clouded and depressing freezeing shit whole of a country. Thanks for sending us here!

Anonymous said...

OH HEY MOIT!! HEYUZ ET GOWAN//
The thing that I hate about Australians is that they are so loud!! Even if there is only one Australian in a crowded room, you will hear them!! 'Oh fucking hell, moit, thet's oowsome!!'
I also hate their stupid fucking accents.
I think all of the Australians currently living in the UK should be deported to AUSTRALIA. Like CRIMINALS. Which they are.

matthew said...

Shut up and sit down Moits... I live in a so-called real city - Melbourne - and concluded that Australia, or at least Victoria, is bulshit. Technologically backward, culturally devoid, lacking in human intelligence. I am ethnic Chinese, born and bred in Singapore, a place not fully democratic but definitely multi-cultural. I don't watch cricket nor footy and thus you can't say that my views are related to the adversarial mentality of an English cricket fan.

Technology:

The broadband here is slow as the Aussies dimwits; their public transport dates back to the 70s and begs repair and upgrades; the government spent 240million on a stupid ticketing system called MyKi but still could not implement it. Singapore had a similar one and is in use island wide since 2002. Even Mexican American Sol Trujillo said Australia is backward.

Culture:

Everyone goes off early on Friday to the pub for loads of beer. Shout out footy chants when some well-built criminals run around a stupid oval chasing after a olive-shaped ball with their hands and legs all at once. Aussies rugby players are a disgrace too. Went to New Zealand and literally gang-raped a girl. Ben Cousins, stupid drug abuser who raises his middle finger for no good reason is the most admired footy player by young aussie boys. What a joke. Men get drunk in the pub and staggers out onto the streets to knock each other unconscious.. or go off to the quiet suburbs and prey on Indian chaps who were only returning home after a hard day of slogging...

Lacking in human intelligence:

It's well-known that Aussies can't count. Go to any casino in Australia and observe those pensioners at the black jack tables. They can't even add up 21 points! They need the groupier to do it for them!

Captain Dingles said...

Unfortunately I cannot dispute a lot of your arguments. Australia is culturally isolated and does not have the population to support a great transportation system or broadband, running cables across the desert for only a few people is inherently expensive.

However, I conclude from reading these posts that you all conform to your stereotype as well. Larger lout, Chav WINGING POMS!

Spend your time getting an education or doing some volunteer work if you find you have spare time on your hands.

mmm turns out I have a few good english friends ... maybe you're not all monkeys after all ... soccer riot anyone?

Anonymous said...

It's a shame we have to be Anon but Australians are so patriotic that they wouldn't hesitate to come and stone your house if they knew you had issues with the country. My points of view are biased towards the commenter with European parents ... my situation was the same and don't worry, yes, I am making my plans to leave this destitute cultural wasteland.

Australians have an irritating accent. It is worse then any shrill twang, a cow has more finesse when it makes noise.

Australians are generally thick. Per proportion of the population they are quite stupid, and this is obvious by their mass media, even their marginal media.

Dull, let's face it, Australians don't have a lot to think about. Mowing the lawn. Washing the car. Watching Sport re-runs. Mimicking Americans. Not much there I am afraid.

Australians are unadventurous mentally. Physically they are dare-devils, mentally they are Opium Eaters.

Australians can't, generally write. Australians lack any history of thought and therefore suffer a lack of any real present of thought.

Australians can't make films. Australia represents about 3% of the film market and most of the local scenes are made up of fat, receding guys who wear caps. These guys stand-about with their arms puffed out like Dumb Waiters trying to squeeze out the cork of an idea whilst making pow-pow noises to mimic gunshots and explosions.

Australians generally can't dress. On the whole Australian males have adopted the checkered shirt and jeans as a national uniform, the women have a crack at fashion trends but fail because they just don't get it.

The BBQ is a myth. Australians are more likely to either boil some two minute noodles, oven heat some crumbed fish, or eat McDonalds then have a BBQ let alone use a BBQ properly and cook decent food on it.

Australians have little vision besides American Television.

Australians are cowards. They can't stand new web technology. It took them years to trust Ebay. Queensland residents refuse to embrace daylight savings because they fear their curtains will fade. Most Australians are terrified of any fresh ideas or alternative ways of living. They still think anything that falls out of their norm as being freakish and weird.

Homosexuality as a standardisation of some human lifestyle is still relatively new a concept to most Australians.

Australians at heart are essentially a violent and cruel society that pretends not to be, hiding most of its racism and hate behind closed doors. Another cowardly trait.

Australia has very little beautiful architecture, the landscape is drab, the suburban sprawl depressing and uninviting. The culture lacks any real excitement. Australians are not a passionate or romantic people, they are nasally challenged philistines with still a severe Tall Poppy syndrome.

There, that should do for now. There is plenty more but really in the end the country will settle into a flat uninspiring mass of inertia and just hang that way forevermore.

Anonymous said...

i just discovered this blog.
i am australian and i thought it was hilarious.

as if you could be bothered bitching and moaning about another country that the majority of you don't know anything about.

my favourite part is when australians leave commits about how much they hate other australians, well guess what losers.. you guys are australians and if you don't like it, LEAVE!

and all you other countries bad mouthing australia, well all i can say is you sound pretty JEALOUS.

HA.

mick said...

This guy cracks me up. He's English, right?

Anonymous said...

WHITE AUSTRALIANS ARE DIRTY FILTHY DISGUSTING PIECES OF SHIET.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SUCH A GROUP OF FUCKED UP LOSERS.

Anonymous said...

Most outdated and pot-calling-kettle term ever?? 'Whinging Pom'

Ever heard an Aussie say anything remotely positive about England or the English? NO!

Ever heard an Aussie shouting about how amazing it is back home and how the weather's better etc etc?? OF COURSE YOU FUKIN HAVE!!

Whinging Aussies dominate boozers all over West London, and all they talk about is sport, convincing themselves they are better than the English at everything.

Well: Fine art, engineering, architecture, film-making, writing, comedy, universities, musicians, design, medicine, science, theatre, exploration, sailing and - fuk it - Olympic sports! You don't even register on the radar compared to England, my friends. So keep on shouting about cricket!!

:) From English Chav!

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for writing this, I feel completly the same, I live in Bali (I am european), so u can only imagine the experience i and my fellow expats have had with australian scum. I hate them all. Nothing gives me more pleasure than ruining an australian persons day :).

Anonymous said...

from above...australian girls are vile, get some manners and some class and stop treating indonesian guys like pets, they dont need you to survive like you think, please fuck off and die and stop coming to bali.

Anonymous said...

the science bit is completely wrong, it is well known in the scientific community that Australia has some of the best researchers in the world and have made some of the biggest technological advancements in the modern world. For Australia's population they make a lager impact on the world than any other country and for that reason I think you are wrong.

Anonymous said...

You sound English, if you are, what you have just said has got to be the most hypocritical statement I have ever read. Do you know ANYTHING about your own history? You pretty much tried to dominate the globe. I can't believe people are actually listening to this generalizing prick. I know the youth problems you have in England, i know that you are actually far more likely to get mugged and stabbed in London than anywhere in the world. But do i say all English are knuckle dragging thugs? NO! Generalization is completely unfair, I'm sure all the Muslims posting and agreeing with him here hate that many people think that all Muslims are Jew hating terrorists. Which is obviously not true. To all the Indonesians, obviously you have forgot the help and support we give you whenever you have a disaster. To the Indian's getting their opinion from their TV over the Melbourne "hate" attacks. Do you remember when 7 Indian men beat and raped 3 Woman JUST because they were White. There are assholes in every race, no one has the right to be pretentious.

DJTDT said...

Hahahahaha.......

I have to say i do love these type of sites that promote hate towards our great nation.although im going to have most of my comment insulting the useless shits that make up the other 95% of the world,well il get back to that later....

Truth is,i agree with alot of the comments here. i Am australian and i can say that i cant see the difference between watching a goverment debate or a shitty 6.30pm soap show which should have been killed off 15yrs ago.
And besides that,no terrorist would bother attacking us because we have hardly any effect on the other countries.
We cant even get a job done!!(but you cant expect much since most of us came from england),we let muslims talk about are women like peices of shit,and do nothing.we have abo's who would rather open another cheap $5 casket of wine then open a bank account and get a job.actually correction on that first abo statement,they need there bank account to claim the dole money which we tax payers pay for.

Also our gov's are useless,i mean,are fucking stimulus cash went to dead people,people in jails,and fucking backpacker's who spent a month here and filed a tax return before shipping off to where everthe fuck they came from.
and to those comments who say we are racist,have you not ever visited melbourne or perth?.....you cant look left or right without seening a asian,or indian,or some muslim.

And if your wondering why were so called "racists"?,is because half of you "other people"dont bother to speak english!!!!,half the stores owned by you's cant understand a simple question.
And to those who are leaving comments,im guessing you are probably a pissed off little shit who didnt or doesn't enjoy being in australia,all i have to say to you is grow some fucking balls.if you dont like our country,then ship the fuck off.we dont want your stupid immigrant arses comming on fucked up boats.and if your country is so great,then stay there,because if you start shit here you'll be beaten down.Just like a few years ago when the muslims where really stirring up some shit in sydney,and said they wanted a fight.you stupid fucks where out numbered 5 to 1!!!.

And what do i think of your countries may you ask?.

well first to england,i doubt i would ever visit,like for 1 its like a bloody cold fridge with crap weather.

to the muslims in iraq and etc,going to your country would be like heading to a desert filled with bombs.and why do you cover up your women?are they some sort of ugly peices of shit that your ashamed of?.

To the Americans that hate australia,are you like super retarted?your the most hated country in the fucking world!!!,your country is so fucked up that 200yr's ago your presidents people where working as slaves.If you dont like us,we dont care,your the ones that are responsible for the debts of the world,no one likes you!!!.

And to the other places and nation's i have lefted out,go fuck yourself.I see your comments over the web saying how we suck,were stupid,you hate us,blah blah blah.
You know what i dont hardly see?...you's on the news preaching your hate.want to know why?,because on the net,your kinda safe,so why dont you grow some balls and head over to a town or city in aust and tell us how much we suck.
But for some reason im sure you wont,and even if you did i would highly doubt that you would ever have a good life.the fact is,everyone who posts on here is a fucking racist,

So to you,i say shut your traps,or get the fuck out of my country.

Captain Dingles said...

I am an Australian, despite the previous post, some of are literate. Please sir, go to school and learn to write. You are embarrassing us down here :-( *Shakes head*

Just a few points check *are --> our*
*you is already plural no need for you's and besides, the apostrophe means ownership such as douchebag's blog*

*There, their and they're are 3 different words.*

*Obama doesn't descend from slaves, his father was from Kenya*

*"You know what i dont hardly see" <-- where to begin with that sentence*

mmm, why am I wasting my time?

Not all Australians are represented by this moron. If you are skilled and happy to work hard, he have plenty of room. I work with international students who get jobs as lawyers and doctors they're not stealing any jobs you are going to be applying for.

Jon said...

Every Australian I have ever met has been dull, stupid,vulgar and worst of all ugly.

The worst race in the world by a mile.

Hilary said...

I'm an Australian but my parents are British (I hold British citizenship). I agree with most of what you say. I moved to the middle east to get away from the people and married a Kuwaiti. I wouldn't be sad if I returned to Australia to find everyone of them gone.

Benjamin said...

This is the best blog post i've ever read. You have totally articulated my thoughts.

The worst thing is when they go on about how amazing australia is, well if its sooooooo great, fuck off back home then...

Another thing that really annoys me is how they all go on about how much more social australians are, how everyone speaks to everyone in 'oz,' and British people in contrast are anti-social and never want to talk. Ever wondered why? Because nobody wants to speak to an Aussie twat.

I hate Aussies, and I think it's acceptable seeing as they think its perfectly acceptably to be racist and xenophobic towards almost all other races.

Anonymous said...

LOL
Nice rant!
Keep whinging, you smelly pommy cunts. It's winter and 23 degrees.

Brandon G. said...

I gotta agree with you. Considering I lived around Australians for 7 years of my life, I realised they could be total cunts a lot of the time. Although I did know some Australians who challenged that stereotype and stood out. The only thing I like about Australia is Nick Cave. Other than that, nothing.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree Australians have their plus and negative points. I have to admit both English and Australians take there sport bit to seriously and this is how we clash and tend to be over competitive when playing e.g the Ashes and Rugby.

I lived in Australia for a year and was put off by some Australian people. Id like to start with there police what a bunch of useless people they are supposed to represent law and order and for what i saw were a bunch of monkeys with guns and batons.

Ive seen from Australian guys beating there girlfriends up in the middle of the street. Also lived with an ozzie who treated his girlfriend like dirt of a shoe while joking about it to us!.

I had an ozzie go ape due to the fact he could not accept the England found australia or well occupied it after the aborginals. Its history read some books! We all know most australians descend from criminals aswell as good people from england and ireland but why do some australians hate to accept this and call us the POM'S.

Also seems immigration has gone to pot over here in the U.K aswell as Australia went to sydney and thought I was in back in Asia! Seems australia no longer wants english people immigrating their anymore unless you have a skilled trade or work on a seasonal farm for 3 months to get a 2nd year visa which is a bit harsh.

Anonymous said...

You call us rascist? then what the fuck are you then? go fuck yourself you storeotypical fuckhead are country is laid back and while your in your posh little country i think we couldnt really give a fuck

Anonymous said...

You call us rascist? then what the fuck are you then? go fuck yourself you storeotypical fuckhead are country is laid back and while your in your posh little country i think we couldnt really give a fuck

clickandsave said...

Just to correct your post

Australia is ranked 4th on the standard of living index. way above the UK and USA.

robert said...

where else in the world would you find a "nigger stand?" (stadium)
sadly, most aussies were in favor of keeping that name. it was only recently removed because the united nations demanded it.

whatevs said...

Robert, I think you're referring to the 'Nigger Brown' stand in Toowoomba, which was named after a white player...Nigger was his nickname. Not politically correct, but certainly not in any way meant to initially disrepect the indigenous people. I do believe that the same man who lobbied for the stand to be renamed also wanted Coon cheese to be renamed. I could be wrong. I did meet him once on a story, he was a nice bloke.

In regards to Anon:

"Australians are generally thick. Per proportion of the population they are quite stupid, and this is obvious by their mass media, even their marginal media."

I have two degrees and a masters. I also went through the private school system. I'm a professional.

"Dull, let's face it, Australians don't have a lot to think about. Mowing the lawn. Washing the car. Watching Sport re-runs. Mimicking Americans. Not much there I am afraid."

You've obviously really gone out and explored Australia, haven't you?

"Australians can't, generally write. Australians lack any history of thought and therefore suffer a lack of any real present of thought."

Ok...so we have never had any mass media or Australian authors ie Bryce Courtney...Thomas Kenneally etc etc?

"Australians can't make films. Australia represents about 3% of the film market and most of the local scenes are made up of fat, receding guys who wear caps. These guys stand-about with their arms puffed out like Dumb Waiters trying to squeeze out the cork of an idea whilst making pow-pow noises to mimic gunshots and explosions."

Hahaha I'll wear that. Although there are a few good ones about. Tarantino likes our 70s exploitation!

"Australians generally can't dress. On the whole Australian males have adopted the checkered shirt and jeans as a national uniform, the women have a crack at fashion trends but fail because they just don't get it"

Were you here in the 90s? I had the same gripe. Men have polished up and become quite metrosexual now.

"The BBQ is a myth. Australians are more likely to either boil some two minute noodles, oven heat some crumbed fish, or eat McDonalds then have a BBQ let alone use a BBQ properly and cook decent food on it."

Not at my house, or any of my friends houses. It's a regular weekend past-time.


"Australians are cowards. They can't stand new web technology. It took them years to trust Ebay. Queensland residents refuse to embrace daylight savings because they fear their curtains will fade. Most Australians are terrified of any fresh ideas or alternative ways of living. They still think anything that falls out of their norm as being freakish and weird."

Daylight savings in QLD was rejected due to increased daylight affecting farming conditions out in the west.

"Homosexuality as a standardisation of some human lifestyle is still relatively new a concept to most Australians."

Most of my friends are gay.

"Australians at heart are essentially a violent and cruel society that pretends not to be, hiding most of its racism and hate behind closed doors. Another cowardly trait."

Racism is a problem. It goes both ways though. I don't think it's any different to any other city.

"Australia has very little beautiful architecture, the landscape is drab, the suburban sprawl depressing and uninviting. The culture lacks any real excitement. Australians are not a passionate or romantic people, they are nasally challenged philistines with still a severe Tall Poppy syndrome."

Where exactly did you go travelling in Australia????? Did you visit the desert...or the tropics of Port Douglas...or the beaches of QLD/Northern NSW? Very different scenery.

ST said...

I’m Australian, and I would like it to be known that at least some of us have some semblance of good spelling and grammar. I have an IQ of 149, and I’m 17. We’re not all stupid.

As for the accusations of racism, I’m Indian and I’ve been living in Sydney since I was 4, and have never experienced racism first-hand. Of course if you go to rural areas, it’s a whole different story, but name a country that doesn’t have discriminatory bigots in the country. It’s not like it’s particularly specific to Australia.

“Queensland residents refuse to embrace daylight savings because they fear their curtains will fade.”

They don’t have daylight saving because they’re a highly agricultural state, and daylight saving would make it hard for them. It’s called having some consideration.

“Australians can't, generally write. Australians lack any history of thought and therefore suffer a lack of any real present of thought.”

There are plenty of writers. Sorry if we haven’t been around as a country long enough for them to have died and become posthumously famous. Also, I love how in that same statement where you accuse us of being unable to write, you display your own illiteracy.

“Australians can't make films. Australia represents about 3% of the film market”

America’s population is 305 million. Europe’s population is 830 million. Australia’s population is 20 million. If you’re not too stupid to do a little arithmetic, we should supposedly only be representing 1.75% of any industry. So I’d say we’re doing pretty well with our 3 percent.

“Homosexuality as a standardisation of some human lifestyle is still relatively new a concept to most Australians.”

I have quite a few very close gay friends. Again, just because that’s the attitude in rural areas, doesn’t mean it’s everywhere. Rural places are almost always backward.

“You don't even register on the radar compared to England, my friends. So keep on shouting about cricket!!”
As little as I care about cricket, Australia has, I believe, beaten England at cricket on numerous occasions.

“Every Australian I have ever met has been dull, stupid,vulgar and worst of all ugly.”

If “worst of all ugly” is not an indication of how shallow and discriminatory you are, I don’t know what is.

“how everyone speaks to everyone in 'oz,'”

No, we don’t all speak this mysterious language. We Sydneysiders like to make fun of it ourselves. We call it Bogan. Bogans are the equivalent of hillbillies. You don’t see everyone judging Americans on hillbillies, so I don’t see why we have to be judged on them.

In spite of all this, I’m not particularly patriotic. I just hate racist fucks. I would actually like to move to a different country – not because I hate Australia, just because I think it would be fun. And no, I’m not going to be on any social welfare, so shut up about that.

By the way, morons who try to jump in and defend Australia – you’re not helping our “stupid” cause with your illiteracy. It’s called a spellcheck. Use it.

Anonymous said...

I had no idea until I met this Aussie prick and he had too much of Brit pride. It was very interesting to see him that seems like he confused himself as native English. He talked laughed at Americans and the rest of the world whatever isn't british. He was the most snobbish jerk I ever seen.

Anonymous said...

im sorry what nationality were the scientists who created the cervical cancer vaccine?

or spray on skin for treating burns victims?

Anonymous said...

Obviously Australians are all racist...i mean, we're only one of the most multi cultural countries in the world.

I don't think you Yanks have met enough Aussies in your life to judge them. You've probably met a few Bogans (for those of you simple minded fools who don't know, a bogan is basically the same as a red neck, except a little nicer, and not as stupid). I don't think it's fair to judge a whole nation based on that.

Oh, by the way...9/11 was hillarious. It's a shame not all of you died that day...

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I LOVE YOU! FINALLY PEOPLE WHO AGREE AUSTRALIA IS A HOLE :)

Anonymous said...

im an asian studying in australia and it sucks being excluded all the time. tell me that isnt racism? tell me i'm weird, because all the other asians get isolated too, you can just see us sitting in the corner of the classroom, while the australians make jokes about our culture, our faces. i hate australia.

Anonymous said...

And you're saying America isn't racist?
Sure, you have a black President now...but that doesn't really change abnything, haven't gun sales gone up since he was elected?
Wow.
I love how Americans are so full of themselves...thinking they're always better than everyone, when in actual fact most people hate Americans.

Lol at the 9/11 remark,

Anonymous said...

In regards to "whatevs said..."

In regards to Anon:

I have two degrees and a masters. I also went through the private school system. I'm a professional.

That's great, the Government recently completed a consensus of the major proportion of our population and the result was that the majority of people have not gained anything higher then a Certificate IV after Highschool, that makes you a well educated individual in Australia's minority.

You've obviously really gone out and explored Australia, haven't you?

I'm not talking about exploring Australia, I'm talking about living in it, day to day, door to door.

Ok...so we have never had any mass media or Australian authors ie Bryce Courtney...Thomas Kenneally etc etc?

Australia had Rupert Murdoch, now American, but author wise the less than handful you have chosen speaks for itself.

Hahaha I'll wear that. Although there are a few good ones about. Tarantino likes our 70s exploitation!

I thought we must collide with some common ground. Yes Tarantino likes 70's Ozploitation, and Tarantino is such a measuring stick in cinematic terms, I say sarcastically.

Were you here in the 90s? I had the same gripe. Men have polished up and become quite metrosexual now.

I was here in the 90's, you should take a trip to the outer suburbs sometime.

Not at my house, or any of my friends houses. It's a regular weekend past-time.

I rephrase, yes, it probably has a commonality amongst homes, but on the whole, bad processed food and uninspiring BBQ cooking reigns.

Daylight savings in QLD was rejected due to increased daylight affecting farming conditions out in the west.

That's the laugh of it. Daylight Savings doesn't increase Daylight, it's just a matter of adjusting the clock for our time, the actual planetary time remains the same.

Most of my friends are gay.

Subjective response really, why do you think Centrelink eventually recognised Same Sex Partners, it wasn't for ethical reasons, it was to stop Same Sex Couples claiming extra benefits, the general population had nothing to do with the decision - the general population still think Gay People wear pink feather boas and ride around on glittering silver buses.

Racism is a problem. It goes both ways though. I don't think it's any different to any other city.

No true, but thought it worth bringing up since Australians have a wonderful catchphrase they've been flogging about for decades called "A fair go", I've always loved outright hypocrisy.

Where exactly did you go travelling in Australia????? Did you visit the desert...or the tropics of Port Douglas...or the beaches of QLD/Northern NSW? Very different scenery.

That's the keyword in this response isn't it, "travelling", because you are hardly to discover it anywhere near your doorstep.

:)

Anonymous said...

I just heard these comments and it makes me wet. That dumb curry muncher cunt is a tool cause he can't cook a Barbie! I told you whinging pommy cunts that VB is a man's beer! you fags!
i hate fags!
Americans are shiiiiiiiit.
I loved that 9/11 comment, I was flying the plane!
No one even knows where England is - cause your all fuckwits. I bet you're woman are as pale as your beer. VB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to the RSL the other morning (i had 8 beers and wasnt even tipsy)and some Chinese cunt started talkin' his jibberish, so i snapped the cunt.
CUNT
We have the hottest chicks!!!
and we love Australia cosss its known fact we have the biggest dicks. Those fag-nodes living in Australia who hate us, why don't you fuck off we're full!



I'll snap anyone, cos your all pansy turds. My name is Daniel Hope - fight me fuckers!

Anonymous said...

I'm in love with a woman who lives in England. I am relieved to say she is not English. I am coming to England in December. Happy to go toe to toe with the cunt who set up with page. just send me an email: billalzebub_gates@hotmail.com and we can sort it out.

Ps. The english destroyed the indigenous population of australia with biological warfare. most of the damage was done prior to 1800. Australia has spent the last 50 years wresting itself from a faux english identity and has matured in its realisation of the damage done to indigenous culture. as an independent nation we are now righting the wrongs You caused- self-righteous limey cunts. Why dont you give me a smile...oh that's right you have no teeth. Good luck at the NHS.

Anonymous said...

WTF!!! im an aussie and i am quite offended at your comments, i admit, we do have some dickheads here, but doesnt every country? all my mates are lawyers, solicitors, doctors and scientists, we are not all stupid, arrogant bogans!! learn some respect and stop being so immature.. Australia is just as good as your country, btw, in the convict days, where did the convicts originate from? oh yeah... ENGLAND!! stop generalising us, we are just as good as you!! please stop being so immature..

Anonymous said...

FUCK AUSTRALIA, INCONSIDERATE MORONS

Anonymous said...

stop saying mates, they friends. mates are something u screw

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE HELL IS A BARBIE. I THOUGHT BARBIE WAS A HOT DOLL

Anonymous said...

WELL, YVONNE STRAHOVSKI IS FLIPPIN HOT. THATS ABOUT IT.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate aussies too! I live in the interior of BC and they invade the ski towns in the winter. My home town of Revelstoke just got a big ski hill and the first year was great but I told my buddies that they were coming and sure enough next year the towns full of them. And to top it off, Canada just extended thier visa so they can stay here for up to 10 years! Way to dump your unemployed into our country to take our jobs. How many Aussies are working in other countries taking jobs from citizens of that country. Stay at fucking home Australians!

Anonymous said...

All the dirty Asians come to Australia and steal out fucking jobs, why can't we do it to others?

Anonymous said...

I'd agree with this post! Aussies know nothing but cricket, footy, weekend bbq (which they stupidly call barbie - they seem to have a nickname for everything and it all ends with -y!) and beating the crap out of indian students and taxi drivers. what a bunch of racist cunts! i've been here for 3 years now and the racism i see everyday is astonishing! if you don't have the australian-ish accent, you can't get that job, doesnt matter if you got that master's degree in your hands!!

soccerlover said...

I couldn't agree more, but first off, i'd like to say that i am an extra nice guy, and I try not to hate on my fellow man, i'm a pacifist right? like a hippie, but MAN i just CANNOT stand australians i think they're the worst ppl on earth, going to study in australia is the worst decision anyone can ever make, now some of em are ok but 90 % of these guys are just complete assholes. What this guy is saying about them arent' stereotypes, it's true they really are like that. Anthony Mundine which is a an australian aborigenese boxer is a GREAT guy, a great person that sets a good example and does a lot of charity work and helps out his community gets nothing but hate and is despised by aussies. He is such a good role model. He stopped his rugby carreer because of the disrespect, i've studied in australia and all the teacher was fuckin assholes, except one that waas great. I recently find out he was english, been living here for 20 years. Now I love the brits, but i fuckin hate aussies. Peace and love y'all

Anonymous said...

You know, all this hatred for Aussies doesn't bother me. I'm an Aussie born and bred, proud to be so and the insults are water off a duck's back. I really like people whether they are from America, the UK, Europe, Asia or wherever in the world they may be. Can't even dislike someone who despises Australians, only feel sorry that someone should feel so much anger and hatred that's focused on something so trivial where the energy could be better spent doing some good in the world or for your neighbours. It's a short life and anger will only consume you in the end.

Anonymous said...

I am an Aussie, a fifteen year old Aussie for that, and I'm acutally living in the US right now, and I'm not racist in the slightest. I don't think I have any of those qualities possibly with the exception that I love sports and a dip in the pool. And I think its a little unfair that you would judge a whole continent based on the people you have met, and calling us racist and making stereotypical remarks then calling Americans Yanks, thats not fair. You say we came in and destroyed Indigenous people's culture and way of life, however I'm pretty sure that wasn't Australian's, it was the English who sent their convicts and men and killed the Aborigines.

Anonymous said...

Why I personally hate Aussies.

1) They are quite rude and they always deny that they are rude.

2) It's very hard to discuss serious topics with an Aussie outside of academic environment.

3) They have a extremely weird taste for food. (although my friend whose father is an Aussie admits this)

4) They can't tolerate Asian and African culture and especially other Commonwealth cultures.

5) They are intolerant to non-English European languages (French, Spanish, etc). At least Americans have better respect for Spanish.

6) The men get drunk too easily and become very loudmouth. They got the very bad aspects of UK's drinking habits (same goes to Kiwis).

I couldn't stand Aussies in my Canadian university. Get out of Canada before you harm yourself in the long run. Unless if you want to get a Canadian citizenship and ditch the Aussie one.

Anonymous said...

Americans are racist, obese, violent and hate black people. They also have no sense of humor, which is why they find Australians rude...you just don't understand us. You have nothing on us, cunts.

Anonymous said...

It's true. Aussies are rude and they are rude especially to non-Caucasians.

Australia stinks like Satan's butt.

Anonymous said...

5) They are intolerant to non-English European languages (French, Spanish, etc). At least Americans have better respect for Spanish.

Thats because America has so many fucking illegal mexicans.

Anonymous said...

how the hell can you say that all australians are lyk this when you have only met a couple, how can you assume that all place are lyk this when you havent been to half of them, i say shame on you, if you have a problem with australians come n say it to their faces stop bein so childish n have a look at your own country, australia is a beautiul place n is made up mainly os small country towns not citys, i could never ask to live anywhere else with a better bunch of people.

Anonymous said...

Australia ranked world number one for sinning

http://www.news.com.au/national/australia-ranked-world-number-one-for-sinning/story-e6frfkvr-1225824525361

Anonymous said...

Guys,

I waited for years to land on these shores. If I'm honest...I have been disappointed. Not by your country but by your insularity and strange thoughts that you can exist without Europe, Asia, America, etc. I'm sorry to break it to you but you are a new world country and need guidance...in many ways. You ain't ALL THAT and you are in danger of disappearing up your huge arse. I've been watching you for 6 months and it is embarassing how much you guys love the US (thru telly) but hate them at the same time....come on, yu have a brain?

Jonathan said...

Oh As If We Give A F%ck What You Think you Insecure Whingers

petra said...

omg if your english you are so stupid haha. your the ones who came here and killed the aboriginals you f*cks!!
idiots! we are all english

Anonymous said...

this is pathetic, australians are cool, i believe all you people commenting on your hatred for that wonderful environment are frankly just jealous that they live in such a peaceful and relaxed environment, aussies FTW!!!

Anonymous said...

Australia is in many ways "Japan" of the British Commonwealth: cultural isolationism, misleading faith in democracy, unrealistically optimist in many ways, and waiting for self-destruction unless there are social solutions.

The world wouldn't weep for the death of Australia.

Anonymous said...

We aren't all racist, but as usual the small minority of racist Australians (such as those who were involved in the Cronulla riots 5 years ago) give the rest of the nation a bad name. If you do your research, there was an anti-racism rally (attended by several thousand people) held in Melbourne in response to the Cronulla incidents. We are a very tolerant, friendly bunch of people who greatly value the cultural diversity that we’re lucky to have here.

We’re also a world leader in education as well as healthcare and scientific research (recently the H1N1/Swine Flu vaccine – Panvax – which is used worldwide, was developed here in Australia).

It isn't fair to hate a whole nation because of a few people you've met, it would be like me hating Americans because George Bush was your president. It's just plain stupid.

Anonymous said...

This was orginally posted two years ago.... and now we have the indian killings.. and the gov dont even admit its racist. fuck you, you racist dirty aussie motherfu*kers.

Anonymous said...

>The Yanks are bad enough - but at least they can say "we are the richest country in the world".
>"we are the richest country in the world"
>"richest country in the world"
>richest country

Well aren't you a well educated person. Despite their, now, unpayable debt.

Anonymous said...

your all just jelious
Australia is the best country out there. Just because all english chicks are dogs, dosnt mean u have to hate us.

Anonymous said...

Rupert Murdoch, evil media mogul, is a reason alone to hate Australia; and I'm Aussie who now lives outside of Oceania.

Anonymous said...

You know it is fairly hypocritical, that you criticise australians for being racist and hating others purely because of their skin color and nationality then encourage others to hate Australians simply because they are australian.

So blind hatred against aussies because of their suppossed blind hated, nice circular logic there

Anonymous said...

I can see why misconceptions occur about australia being a racist country. However judging a nation on the actions of a few is probably the most racsist thing you can say, its called stereotyping and is one of the main attributes of racsism. As to the indian students who have been killed at least 10 Australians have been murdered or feared murdered in violent attacks in India since 1999. however no one cares to see both sides of the argument. if your going to write something inspiring try to limit bias and have some form of credibility other htan just hating Australians. (Hitler just hated the jews and thought they weren't worth anything).

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"genetically thick..."

Hmmmm... the majority of white Australians are descendents of the English, no?


Hilarious...

Full-english - Was that your name?

Anonymous said...

Huh! Looks who is talking: An American! You already know everyone hates you, all the world hate you... and you are the ones famous for being the most idiots in the world. We constantly make fun of Americans. You're the only reason we even poor countries have something to laugh about!

Anonymous said...

It is better to make fun of BOTH Australia and America. AKA "the fantastic dysfunctional Anglo-Saxon Duo".

(Australia, the village idiot of the British Empire. America, the village idiot of the whole world.)

Anonymous said...

"I couldn't stand Aussies in my Canadian university. Get out of Canada before you harm yourself in the long run. Unless if you want to get a Canadian citizenship and ditch the Aussie one."

Ex-Australian, very proud Canadian here.

You know Australia has a horrible public relations around the world when:

James Hewish, the controversial Australian judge who disqualified the South Korean team in speed-skating and every single Australian expats in South Korea are in danger, PLUS there was a bomb threat against the Australian Embassy in Seoul.

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Amen. I thank to the glorious God who inspired me to live in Canada instead of my corrupted homeland, Australia. Australians should behave well in Canada or else they should be severely punished like child molesters.

Perhaps I'm sick of rude Australian tourists and permanent residents in UK, Germany, and Japan. I think it's time for Australians to improve themselves or else they will never be respected.

Justin said...

Everything you said is true... Now stay away and leave us alone and we will wallow in our standard of living and our climate. We actually don't need any other country to survive. I can only wish that your blog is read by more and more people and that your wonderful insights are consumed by the rest of the world. Now if you will leave me alone I need to book some tickets to the European Masters at the NGV... oh and the footy.

Anonymous said...

Gosh it makes me laugh how you can sit there on you pedestals. Ignorance does not discriminate as you have just prove you are just as bad as those you describe. There is always those crass people in every culture. You think your culture is so perfect history will tell you differently. You are making these assumptions on what? Have you met all Australians. And i bet the answer would be something along the lines of "no why would I want too" or "if i did i would perform some kind of act of violence". Don't be such a hypocrite. Also is the F word all you have, I mean come on seriously you have already lost the argument.

Anonymous said...

Both New Zealand and Australia have "unconditional worship" of Japan compare to other western countries.

Are Australians very strange to the American eyes? Yes, you guys are like aliens from outer space with no humanity.

Anonymous said...

This blogger is just jealous that he's not an Aussie :D

Anonymous said...

Australians are faggots.

They talk about climate change, then they travel thousands of miles to Europe to go on Contiki trips to culturally rich European centres. They organise group binges, act like freakin hooligans, shag anything that moves and attempt academic articulations with an accent that amplifies their vacuous vernacular.

Why would anyone want to be Australian?

Anonymous said...

mate, u r being a bit stereotypical. i am a child of an australian immigrant, but im still proud of the country i live in. about the indigenous people, "sorry day" was a day that our PM appologized sincerely for what happened 2 the aboriginal people regarding the stolen generation. sure the country regrets what happened 2 all the natives of the country. shit happens, move on. what do u expect the government 2 do? migrate back to england, ireland etc. and let the aborigines go to their nomadic lifestyles?? and from what every1 else is saying about australia, u r talking about the stereotypical "bogan" who sits out on his varandah with a bottle of beer in his hand while a kangaroo jumps across his lawn and shoots it!!! 85% of aussies live in the city areas and i personally live in one of the world's most beautiful cities, sydney. among sydneysiders, their is great racial harmony going on, all my life i've never been racially discriminated, nor put down due to my ethnicity so racist aussies is among a great minority. and a few more stuff, did u know that ultrasound, bionic ears, the blackbox, electric drill and refrigerators r all stuff we all know and may use, and r all australian inventions, so without most of those inventions life would be quite difficult, especially without a frigde!!!! and about sport. thats our culture. like american culture is more patriotic and christian and middle eastern culture is more quaran based.

so i hope i have made my point clear, and if you disagree with me, i respect your opinion!!!!!

Kris Cripps said...

Yeah this is really open minded intelligent talk here. What about all the Brits that come to Australia to live and work and get out of the U.K??? There are arseholes from all over the world mate. You lot are some of them.

Backwards whinging bigots.

Kris Cripps said...

Oh yeah we also contribute massive amounts of research to the world of science. I doubt you lot would know fuck all about that either you don't seem like you'd read too much. The U.K also has the BNP Australia doesn't have a comparison group with any seats in power by comparison. The indigenous here were persecuted heavily by BRITISH colonialism not just the uneducated poor roots from which our nation sprung.

Anonymous said...

Oh... you can't say that about all Australians. You do understand that every nation has their own faults... but you can't place it over EVERY Australian. You do understand that there are MANY Australians who do not agree with the country's immigration policies!

ALL Australians are ashamed of their history with the indigenous. Australians feel aweful that we could have done such horrible things to the indigenous.

BUT! REMEMBER! YOU ARE BRITISH! THE BRITISH ARE THE ONES WHO INVADED AUSTRALIA, SLAUGHTERED THE INDIGENOUS. You did not just do this in Australia, you did this in EVERY other country your empire covered.

I am actually British myself who moved to Australia about 10 years ago. I love the Australian people and I believe they are the most kindest people you will ever meet. Society is EXTREMELLY peacefull here. We have a very little crime rate compared to the other western nations.

Please... re-evaluate what you have said. You cannot hate all Australians... becuase that makes you as bad as what you say Aussies are.

Anonymous said...

I migrated from the UK to Australia in 1992. I have dual citizenship.

I've recently decided to spend time between Malaysia and the UK because I'm finding Australia and the Australians increasingly tedious, vapid and paternalistic.

Australia is comfortable enough but there's really not a lot going on here apart from sport.

The longer I stay, the more I despise the place and the people. Oh and they are also extremely defensive. Eighteen years of close observation has shown that, generally, Australians are:

borderline illiterates;
unable to think originally, empathise or create;
poor at business and jealous of others' successes;
covert racists;
backward in technology, art, science and medicine;
small-C conservative, and
extremely thin skinned.

Most of all the place is just very dull.

Yudi said...

This blog is truly mentioned what Australia is all about. And I'm not an Aussie here. I also hate Aussies. But I believed not all aussies are the same, and there are also aussies who hate themselves and their country. BEsides talking about what australia sucks for, why don't we talk about its positive factors???

Anonymous said...

America is the land of the KKK, the great depression, slavery and the haymarket riot. So shut the fuck up about Australians, you bunch of red neck christian cunts.

Anonymous said...

I whole-heartedly agree.

Down with the Australians.

I hope their continent sinks into the sea and we can all forget about the blight they left on Earth.

Anonymous said...

Australians love the word cunt. love it.

Anonymous said...

I have worked on cruise ships and in Western Canada and I honestly can say that 90 per cent of the time I have not enjoyed working with Aussies abroad. Loud, pompous, arrogant, and never want to hear another opinion.

I will not put all the eggs in one basket though, and do not hate Australia. Stop being so damn bull headed!

Anonymous said...

It was the actually English people who "single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed" the indigenous people of Australia. Dickhead.

Jack M said...

eh, i could get offended and debunk your backwards views, but i think i might go to the beach instead. Hope its nice and warm in your mums basement.

Anonymous said...

Your a fucking idiot...Australia is the best country in the world..

Raymond said...

Australia is the best country in the world. The reason we are so racist is because fucking immigrants and refugees keep on coming over here and then bitch about how it is shit. But the reason the all come and live here is because their countries are crap. I wouldnt go and live in another country unless I thought it was better. That would be stupid. Aussies dont need intellect or rationality. Because we know it is the best country in the world.

CONVIIIIIICT said...

Australians are prone to inbreeding with one another, hence the common term "Bugger me".

Anonymous said...

Raymond said: "Aussies dont need intellect or rationality."

Insulting intellectuality and rationality, I see. Australia doesn't need a stupid bogan like you.

Anonymous said...

you are totally right.
i used to have this australian friend, and she was so stupid that i couldn't stand her. not only is she stupid, but she is
selfish, weird, bitchy, and not rational.

Anonymous said...

to the retard who said australia is the best country in the world.

no, australia is not the best country in the world, actually, it is even worse than this country that i REALLY REALLY hate
every one in that country are just bunch of idiots, including you.

Anonymous said...

Im Aussie mate and proud of it :) No coutnry is perfect, and nobody is perfect. But dont judge everyone as a whole. Just because some people are racist, doesnt mean everyone is. And by hating australia, you are being racist.

Justin T said...

Fact number 1. Since Australia was a colony of Britian it was under full British control until 1901. So when you say Australians humilated, subjected and destroyed Aboriginals, you mean the British. Aboriginals had no rights what so ever under British control. You should also look up what the British army did to Aboriginies in Tasmania that will be enough to horify you. Isnt it funny that alot of ex British colonies have a problem with natives or stealing people to use as slaves, USA for example.

Fact 2. Australia invented the Bionic ear(hearing aids for you British idiots behind a keyboard), Numarous amounts of agricultural machinery and fertilizers, differentual in cars yes were invented by an Aussie, the first refridgerator was invented by an aussie,the pacemaker and much more

Fact 3. Immigration is not our only political debat but of course it is a huge one when surroneded by third world countries that have more people in their army then we have as a population.

Its also funny how you threaten to get us deported from the UK and we are the ones with the immigration issues. Our country is the most multicultral in the world your full of shit saying we are racist to dark skinned cricket players. Cricket is full of corruption for one and you judge a country by their sport.

Australia has a culture and way off life Britian never will. So go hide away in your house behind a keyboard while its pissing down with rain outside. P.S your an idiot

Anonymous said...

calm down, i'm not fully aussie but i have lived in OZ for a big part of my life and really how many aussies have you actually met? How dare you judge us like that

racist bastards

Anonymous said...

Aussies are generally "okay-ish" people. But people from Cairns are not humans. They are devils disguised as white people.

Anonymous said...

Hey, WTF is wrong with u guys, I have lived in Australia for the past 5 years and I moved from England. I have met some of my best friends here and they are all so nice, sure there are some huge racist jerks there but I knew some in England too and also that racist quality only applies to a selection of Aussies and has unfortunately been publicied.
btw im sure there are a tone of bad qualities I could find about all of your countries and I don't go talking about you that way, so dont go stereotyping Aussies this way and get of your fat lazy ass and come to this beautiful country where on the majority there are nice and friendly people before making accusations from what you read in your sad country.

I LOVE AUSTRALIA AND ITS PEOPLE!! and I'm brittish so don't go beleiving everything you hear!

Anonymous said...

fuck you dipstick

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Anonymous said...

Erm . . .
I think people should realise that not all people are the same.
I'm Australian, and I don't love sport and I don't think British people suck.
Just because you come from the same country doesn't mean you have the same personality.
Maybe you should stop with the judging.
Besides, Australians are British convicts - what did you expect?
Jk :)
BYE
PS. Who are you calling whingers?
PPS. Who are you calling racist?

Anonymous said...

"i hate them all"

what a narrow minded bunch of rubbish.

may you one day encounter yourself

or even worse - appears you have to live with yourself

racist pigs.

Grace said...

I am Australian and unfortunately, cannot agree more. Can't wait to get out this ignorant, Bogan, anti-intellectual and sexist country when I finish university.

Anonymous said...

Fact number 1. Since Australia was a colony of Britian it was under full British control until 1901. So when you say Australians humilated, subjected and destroyed Aboriginals, you mean the British. Aboriginals had no rights what so ever under British control. You should also look up what the British army did to Aboriginies in Tasmania that will be enough to horify you. Isnt it funny that alot of ex British colonies have a problem with natives or stealing people to use as slaves, USA for example.

Fact 2. Australia invented the Bionic ear(hearing aids for you British idiots behind a keyboard), Numarous amounts of agricultural machinery and fertilizers, differentual in cars yes were invented by an Aussie, the first refridgerator was invented by an aussie,the pacemaker and much more

Fact 3. Immigration is not our only political debat but of course it is a huge one when surroneded by third world countries that have more people in their army then we have as a population.

Its also funny how you threaten to get us deported from the UK and we are the ones with the immigration issues. Our country is the most multicultral in the world your full of shit saying we are racist to dark skinned cricket players. Cricket is full of corruption for one and you judge a country by their sport.

Australia has a culture and way off life Britian never will. So go hide away in your house behind a keyboard while its pissing down with rain outside. P.S your an idiot

british people are rude cunts with no personality!!

Anonymous said...

and your clearly not australian if you agree with this bullcrap. baha seriously..your british and ashamed as i would be to live in such a dirty hell hole of a country.ive never met such a rude unfriendly people in my life. you live amoungst filth and rubbish because your too fucking lazy to use a bin that 2 metres away.you winge and complain about everything; people taking your fucking jobs yet your too lazy to actually get off your ass and do any work yourself and live off the government. sad sad sad..loser people loser country

Anonymous said...

fuck you man. you dont know all aussies now do ya? you are saying australians are racist and that post that you wrote is the most racist thing i have ever heard. most australians are decendents of the british. sure i know that some aussies are racist and mean but not everyone!

Anonymous said...

God, calm down! Yeah racism's a massive problem in Australia and Indian-descendants like me are being stabbed week after week just walking around our cities. But understand that it's only the lower-class bogan populus of Australia that's responsible for this terrible reputation. Nine out of ten Aussies are perfectly excepting of immigrants, just as much as the British. And as for the slur on the indigenous peoples, it was the dumbest thing I've ever heard - it was British colonial forces that did the killing and introduced the diseases that wiped them out, not every-day Australians. Every-day Australians are the ones launching pro-indigenous projects.
While we're on the subject, Britain also saw fit to fuck up my parents' country [India] in the nineteenth century.
Actually now I'm pissed, come to think of it, Britain hasn't produced any talented, world famous people since Andy Murray, and he was Scottish at that. Also, everyone in England is ugly (no joke, have a look around), well not always ugly, but really, can you name ten hot british people? So you jealous-of-America dickheads can go fuck yourselves, because though Australia isn't perfect, it's a shitload better than your fucking island, and you've got absolutely nothing on India.
FUCK YOU!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys are fucking retarded. You do know that the largest number of immigrants per year coming into Australia (legally) are British? Most of your country seem to like us fine.

Anonymous said...

Lol Go indian Guy. You cant blame them for being a bit pissed. It must suck to chuck all your prisoners onto another continent, then slowly watch them become better than you at everything. Australia's down pat accept for academia. But look at America. The No.1 reason British people hate Americans (and a shitload do) is because America replaced them as the white, english speaking superpower. Not just militaristically, but economically, academically and in sports. We need to stick together, the Yanks and us, so we can continue to butt-fuck the pussy-arse English.
Oh and by the way, Grace, we all know you're a fucking pom, stop lying. Piss off and go and start another war you can't win, so Aussies and Yanks go and save your arse. [Reference: WWI & WWII]

Anonymous said...

The first pom knows Mel Gibson is American born and raised (and still working in the country), right? I'm Jewish so I agree, go fuck yourself, Mel, but don't associate him with Australia, please, you dumbass pom

Anonymous said...

Fuck u Aussie and Paki bogan fucks, you've never fought you're own war. You're too pussy to take on threats in your region like china and indonesia but are happy to suck the americas dick every time they go to war fucking racists

Anonymous said...

Hey igotlife, Mel Gibson's american and Russel Crowes a New Zealander fucktard

Anonymous said...

Hey igotlife, Mel Gibson's american and Russel Crowes a New Zealander fucktard

Anonymous said...

IM AN AUSSIE FUCK ENGLISH PUSSYS ILL BASH USE ALL AND FUCK BLACKS

Anonymous said...

fuck you cunts where the fuck do you cunts get off saying that you hate australians don't let a few bad examples ruin our image and by the way england isn't so fucking perfect you cunts have been invaded by every fucking country in europe you cunts haven't seen the sun for fucking generations your tiny little piss ant country fuck the queen fuck you all and your terrible teeth fuck you england you gave us pink floyd but you are all a bunch of soppy cunts.

Anonymous said...

Nicely put.

Fleur said...

Can i just point out that you are being far more racist towards aussies than you claim they are themselves.

Anonymous said...

"Indian-descendants like me are being stabbed week after week just walking around our cities."

Nitin Garg - Police said the motive was not because he was Indian, motive can't be revealed to protect local laws surrounding identification and boys age (15).

Gurshan Singh - 3 year old killed by his Indian housemate, I will never forget the absurd conclusions by the Indian and world press! I urged caution because of the situation that made me suspect it may be related to the household, I got in return that we should be cut up to little pieces by irate Indians.

Navdeep Singh & Kanwaljit Singh - Killed by Indian housemate, it very nearly led to attacks on Australia with community members back in India calling for government intervention but was stopped early on by the quick arrest.

Ranjodh Singh - Killed by Indian employees, who were suspects all along, but that didn't stop the Indian press from pushing the racism angle.

Jaspreet Singh - Set fire to himself in a botched attempt at vehicle insurance fraud, blamed it on a racist gang.

Sukhraj Singh - Was singled out for being Indian at an Indian grocery store, but his attackers were a gang of Somalis.

Sourabh Sharma - Footage of a train bashing was broadcast across India linking it to 'racist' attacks. At least one (the main?) attacker was of Indian background, the others apparently Asian. One white boy is shown besides the train door not participating in the attack and looking away.

Rajesh Kumar - A petrol bomb was thrown through his window, he suffered severe burns. The suspects were never found, but Indians were attacked after a meeting in getting compensation to the victims family. The attackers were Lebanese and it resulted in protests by the Indian community in Sydney aimed at alleged police inaction to specifically Lebanese violence (Indians were also responsible for some of the violence, apparently attacking some Lebanese with baseball bats in reprisal).

Sravan Kumar - Attackers were caught, but the age law comes into play again and his attackers can't be legally identified. Something that was said suggests to me the victims knew the attackers.

unknown (yet to find his name) - Blinded in one eye in an attack by a Sudanese man.

And there are more, but those are the most serious.

The worst thing about that is minorities believed the world media and it is creating deep social division in our country.

The ignorant and reactionary press are scum.

Anonymous said...

Mandy, I hope you left lovely Perth and are now going through absolute torment in California. I guess they have a lot more to talk about there than daylight saving, like getting murdered on the sidewalks and stuff. Enjoy. You won't be missed.

Anonymous said...

How to attain world peace = make Australia into an Islamic/Chinese/Indian country

Islam is the future of Australia. So you better be converting to Islam, Aussies.

Anonymous said...

haha Islamic state? You wish.. bunch of deluded nutcases

Anonymous said...

I'm an Aussie living in the USA, and I never want to set foot in Australia again. It's beautiful country, but Australians are incredibly insecure and lacking self awareness. They only keep telling you how wonderful Australia is, because they want to be loved.

Australia is a nothing country, populated by losers who contribute nothing to the world.

Billy K said...

Is it really Australia's fault that the USA and UK suck balls..
more crime and violence, more racism.

and u guys sit on the internet and insult my country. I've never seen more pathetic cries for attention and how sad it must be wherever u all live, for you to hate australia.

hope u guys die sooner rather than later.

Anonymous said...

Annoying to work with, always calling us 'whinging poms' though in my experience they're the ones that complain about the UK while on the other hand scam the tax office and dole every chance they can- criminals through and through.
The women aren't bad looking but the second they start calling me *mate* with that irritating gay nasal thing they call an accent I loser my hard-on.
Seriously fuck off Aussies, you're the scum of England, turds on the bowel of a bygone era. Stop coming over here and acting like you have rights because you share the same bloodline. Fcking parasites. I'd love to bomb Oz and put some useful people there, like the Japs or Germans.

link said...

why do you guys have a problem with new zealanders you britich cunts come over hea all the fucking time and for the aussies tsome off them are ok but most of them are fucking cock sucking arse humping arse holes who drink to much and for the yanks well there the same with aussie there the same fucking thing iv lived in both countrys and i have to tell there both as dumb as each other and im a kiwi and all i have to say to all thuos who hate kiwis is FUCK YOU GO SUCK A DICK YOUR QUEEN IS GREEK NOT BRITISH

Anonymous said...

Fuck all of you. You British killed the indigenous people. You British come over here, you cry, and then you go back to your country only to remember why you left it in the first place, and then come back. And just for the record, the only people that hate Australians are you British, and the only people that like the British are the British. And I am of German and Spanish heritage, so I have no links to the first settlers.

Jack said...

England's a shit hole. If there is any country Australian is racist towards it is England. You think you’re such a brave race and you have it so tough, your countries most dangerous animal is a fucking badger and your army has used the brave men of Australia, New Zealand and Nepal and machine gun fodder in every war, whilst you sit drinking tea, we fight your war, and win it. I don't care how you reply you cumbubbles, I'm a proud gun-loving, democracy loving, pom hating redneck Aussie. And the guy who said Islam is the future of Australia, GET FUCKED. We hate you radical Islamist's, try to tell us to convert to our faces and you'll end up with the shit kicked through you. You Asylum seeking Muslims come hear and complain that democracy isn't fair on you, but democracy is the only form of government that gives you the right to whinge about unfairness. Stupid Pommy Cowards.

Anonymous said...

hey. i LOVE THIS ONE. im studying in australia. i thought that it was gonna be alright, until i actually came here. im seriously screwed but never mind im only gonna be studying here then im off. i FRIGGIN HATE AUSTRALIANS, FRIGGIN HATERS! and especially the CHINESE IMMIGRANTS WHO ACT AND TALK WITH THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT U CAN GO DIE U SCUMBAGS! -.-

damn u!

Anonymous said...

If you write a book I will buy it.

Anonymous said...

To Justin T, Australia is not the most multicultural country on earth. Enter reality.

To all the British people out there, you and Australia are practically the same to be honest. You're as similar as can be. If you look at the history shared by your countries, the Australians are really and truly still British.

Anonymous said...

This whole thread is absoloutley hilarious.
I'm from Melbourne living in the UK, it's ok but I'm used to eating fresh food as opposed frozen boxed food. It's not the only food around but I can't believe how much of it there is. Seriously I've been to 3rd world countries and the food has been twice as good.
For one thing Australia has a big ace up it's sleeve and thats population. Seriously a city with half the population of a whole country almost the size of the US?I like to be crammed in like sardines everywhere I go and cue and wait and cue some more?? Thats just a couple of down sides here.

I seriously think the people here in the UK a lovely people although perhaps needing a little more sun over them but all and all good.
It's true there are heaps of aussie wankers and I'm sure theres easily just as many here, just like in the rest of the world. Why am I even writing this??? it's beyond my comprehension to actually believe some of the hatefull things said here, both ways. I think mostly the UK and australia get on like houses on fire and our cultures and sense of humour are very similar (not American!!) Generally this thread is all based on chronic ignorance. It is very funny. And no I'm not english.

K said...

It seems my only sin here's my passport. I'm Australian by nationality and cursed with our aweful accent. I agree with your blog, but can't help feel you're just upset you haven't seen the sun in years.
Australia does blow goats - we are technologically backwards and extremely racist. No, we don't contribute to the world. I think we lost that Ashes cup too, but it's just cricket, which is watching the grass grow. You chaps lost an empire, that worries me.
I'm currently living in France because I couldn't stand England, your women are hideous, which is (unfortunately) what my aweful lot are descended from. I'll have you know though that I avoid Australians are like the plague, we're social cockroaches, so you score a point there.
You might like this one though - "What's the difference between a tub of yoghurt and Australia? If you leave the yoghurt long enough it develops a culture." Too right.
But I prefer this "What's the difference between an Aboriginal male and a park bench? The park bench can support a family."
Peace, mate.

Anonymous said...

love it! u nailed it on the head man. it would be fine if they just stayed there, but they feel the need to travel all over the goddamn place just to be loud, annoying fuckheads. and by travel, I mean go from beer to beer around the world. they have about as much culture as they do manners. nasty, nasty bunch of people. and STOP CALLING ME MOIT IN THAT IRRITATING ACCENT!!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, one pro aussie loser wrote "aussies don't need reason or intellect" in defene of his country. Point proven mate.

Angela said...

Ausis manufacture nothing other than Kangroo meat, some poisonous spiders lizards and snakes, everything is imported into Australia, these stupid people do not even know that most things are imported into Australia from India.

They even hate the Canadians and the Kiwis.

Aron Light
New Zealand

aphex said...

I was thinking abot moving down to london and i realised it was full of australians.i decided no to go

Anonymous said...

Brilliant, couldn't have said it better myself. Oh, and one more thing you missed is that contrary to worldwide perception, Australians are quite possible the ugliest race of people on this planet. (I am talking about being purely physically unattractive). Clearly the result of generations of inbreeding on an island...

Anonymous said...

That's quite a racist rant... how very Australian of you.

Cam said...

Haha the comment by the chink was hilarious! I am English and studied law in oz. It wasnt too bad really. But in the end you are always free to leave your own country if you dont like it haha.

Anonymous said...

1. We didn't kill the aborigines the English did!

2. Is that not what happened with the Native Americans?

3. Yes i agree why are quite racist but we don't start wars!

4. In this you are being the biggest hypocrite ever by saying where racist and you hate all of us!

5. What is the point of this blog apart from trying to start an argument?

6. And just quickly coming back to the aborigines. It was peaceful until the ENGLISH convicts came and killed them!

7. So i guess what an Australian is, is a English criminal who was forced to board a ship to an unknown land put to work under the sun whit aborigines getting killed around them inhumanly!

8. I guess you could say the English invaded Australia! And it really shows of how nice the English are by sending the criminals overseas in poor conditions!

9. So my conclusion is that we are who we are and we act how we act because of the English!

Anonymous said...

"They offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement"

Thats wrong.. i don't really care if you hate us... but at least do a little research before you fire facts that are not true.

I can name several things, but im sure you can work google and find out yourself, unless your brain capacity doesn't let you.

Anonymous said...

I'm 14, and I'm Australian. I hate it here, but I also don't really like America, And we didn't kill the aborigines. I'm white and I am friends with a lot of them. It was the ENGLISH that killed the aboriginals. Frankly I want to live in England or somewhere like that, maybe Japan

Daniel Byrne said...

I do not hate the Aussies in general, but, in history we the brits, and them are connected...

They moan and WHINGE about republic,,, then If you aussies want it, then fucking have it and stop blaming us for it,, It is your issue, not ours,, we are not stopping you,,

Be proud, be happy, but don't f*** with the world and especially with us,,, we still think you are our close cousins,,,

G'day mates!!!

Anonymous said...

Aussies rule! bring on the ashes, then we'll see who the losers really are!

Pete said...

I'm Australian and I have been to the UK several times and quite enjoyed it. Apart from the select few who fuel the "whinging pom" stereotype (such as yourself), most people I met in the UK didn't seem to feel the same way about Aussies as you.

About not offering anything to the world in terms of technical and scientific advancement, next time you use Wi-Fi on your computer just remember it's an Australian invention. We also have more nobel prize laureates per capita than countries such as Italy, Spain and Japan.

I'm not quite sure how you justify calling us "the spawn of scum", when the only real scum that has come to Australia has been that of British convicts. Luckily, the number of people of Dutch, German, Greek and Italian origin, as well as British free settlers, far outnumbered the number of convicts that were sent here, so trying to insult our geneology is actually quite laughable and embarrassing for you.

As for racism, a lot of countries have had a racist past. But the indigenous Australians have enjoyed the same rights as other Australians for quite some time now. We also have high rates of immigration from Asia and Africa, and they tend to adjust well to our culture. It's true that you will hear language from Australians that Brits may consider racist. It's just that political correctness hasn't been taken too far here like it has in Britain and the USA, and a few "racial slurs" are much more often meant as a term of endearment than something that needs to have a big deal made out of it.

As for us watching soap operas, from my experience there is just the same amount of interest in watching Neighbours in England and Australia.


Also, it should be "reason other than he is brown". If you're going to have a go at how stupid we are, at least use your own language correctly.

So, my assessment of your blog is: What a load of shit.

Anonymous said...

Good! Then stay the fuck out of our country!

You explain that Australians are un-intelligent and conceited... yet we're not the ones ranting online who can't spell properly, fail to use correct grammar and punctuation, or rant about absolute bullshit we obviously have no idea about.

Also - your idea of what we did to the Aboriginals is so twisted, and mis-informed. You obviously missed the recent updates re the stolen generation, and obviously have never looked into land-rights.

Anyone bagging Australia can fuck right off, or get your arse over here & experience it for yourself before opening you mouth.

We're not cultureless, we just don't take everything so seriously... and we're glad that people like the author of this mundane blog aren't in our country!

Anonymous said...

+1 for attempting to be a great representative of your country. Fuckwit.

Anonymous said...

It is whinging, whining Englishmen like you who build boundaries between different groups of people. I have lived in Aus my whole life, but am currently in Germany and have been for four weeks, and let me tell you, I miss that land and my mates more than anything. I would rather nothing more right now than to go have a barbie and a cold beer with the family and mates in the sun. The indigenous people are very much accepted, a couple of my best mates are aboriginees. And don't start this bullshit about the cricket, you have no clue about what went on out on that pitch, so keep your prejudiced views to yourself- we don't want our country tainted by your uneducated and ignorant opinions. I have no problem with other countries, and reckon I've met some great blokes from other countries. Also, if you live in Australia yet hate the culture, the place and the people, then you are not Australian and we don't want you here. I would do anything for this country. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

yobo1221 said...

anon said... "Australians are cowards. They can't stand new web technology. It took them years to trust Ebay. Queensland residents refuse to embrace daylight savings because they fear their curtains will fade. Most Australians are terrified of any fresh ideas or alternative ways of living. They still think anything that falls out of their norm as being freakish and weird." well excuse me. During WWI and WWII who was it that saved your sorry asses more than once?!?!?! Australians are not cowards, ever heard of Ned Kelly? He fought for the poor and wasn't afraid to die, in fact his last words were "such is life".

You poms and yanks are always whingeing that we are racist and abusive towards other cultures. Australia is KNOWN as a multicultural society. I'm still in high school here, and in my Mathematics class there are many Chinese and German students studying with us, along with a South African teacher. In my chemistry class, there is a wide range of nationalities, including: Australian, Italian, German, Brazilian and Chinese. All of these students came here on there own will and love it here.

You also accuse us of being racist against the indigenous Australians, saying we destroyed them and treat them as dirt. WRONG!!. The Aboriginal people in Australia have more rights than the actual Australians. In the schooling system, the indigenous children get more respect and help from teachers than the Aussie kids.

And with the colonization of Australia in 1788, did not the same thing happen in America with the native Indians? You come here and abuse us yet you refuse to look at your own history. You even had a war about KEEPING slaves, Australia has NEVER had any sort of civil war.

In fact, the only wars Australia has been involved in is the wars you yanks and poms drag us into. We didn't care about the channel closing near Turkey. But we still went, even with YOUR wrong co-ordinates that killed so many young and brave Australians.

The Iraq/Afghanistan war occurring now is the Americans fault. You can't keep your own nose out of everyone elses business. Now the war has gone on too long for us to take our troops out of there. And honestly, how hard is it to find one man?

You say that our health system is terrible yet the Australian nursing degree is welcome any where in the world.

And have you even been here? If not shut up, you are just being stereotypical and ignorant.

If you don't like it, LEAVE!!!

Australia RULES said...

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!

Australia is the best country in the world everyone who says otherwise is just jealous for not being able to live here themselves, and anyone who does live here and says that it isnt the best country in the world...there are a few hundred other fucking useless countries you can live in, oh and by the way...Australia was colonised by EUORPEANS YOU STUPID RACIST FUCKWITS!!!!!!!!!!

Australia is the best country in the world...we have everything, Deserts to Snow - Beaches to Rainforests...i need not say more

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thuglifebaldwin said...

LOLZ@ this blog

anyways IMO, australia is a nice place to vist, but a horrible place to live. too many draconian laws put in place by a suffocating, mother-knows-best nanny state. they ban video games down there for fuck's sake! they want to have all cars sold in oz with satellite GPS tracking systems in them to keep track of who is speeding and of course those horrible evil guns have been banned, even the airsoft ones, that, you know, dont actually shoot bullets......i cant see living in a place that has constant droughts, bushfires and floods......(part of the reason why i avoid california too) i love that america has been dragged into the conversation even though we arent relevant to the discussion at hand.....you wanna throw your sticks and stones at us that fine.......it just signifies your own jealousy and inadequacy in regards to us.....nothing changes the fact that we run the planet and nothing goes on without our notice.....it dosent matter who sits in canberra, they always answer to someone in DC. i dont have anything against the vast majority of aussies, but there are those few "yank haters" who seem to have grown too big for their britches need to be cut down to size...

Anonymous said...

Australians all have there goods and bads, who doesnt? (Dont make fun of my grammer I'm in yr 6 lol)

I actually know alot about my country, some stuff bad, some stuff good

You guys arent all great, you basically tried to dominate the world. And didnt America kidnap and inslave and rape the African Americans? But do they still do it now? No, some of them are racist and some of them arent.

Ugly? Amanda Kerr, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Murdoch,Portia De Rossi...... Im sure there are alot more beatiful women of Australia that I havent named.

I dont go on and on about how good your country is, and none of my friends do, but I do not doubt that you met some Australians like that, that talk down to your country and insult them, just as you are doing to us right now.

Racist? I have never come across any racism, but I am sure I will someday. I have 1 philipino friend, 1 chinesse friend, 3 german friends and a whole lot of other cultures as friends. I dont care what color skin they are, what language they like to use best or what there religion is, all that matters is that they are a good person.

And just because I am a little offended of what you had to say, I hope you dont mind that I am going to let of a bit of steam:
You have a cloudy country, a cold one which I personally find a little depressing, but I dont mind some of your people, mostly because I have never met one in person.
My auntry has met one of you English though, and she was raped by an English man. Am I saying that you all are a bunch of cruel, self-loving rapists? No I am not, so I would apreciate it if you didnt say anything like that about Australia anymore thank you.

I am feeling a bit guilty about calling your country deppressing so i will add some good things:
You have the queen, thats awesome
You have beautiful museums, I love to learn, so awesome
London looks to be one of the most beautiful citys in the world, so thats also awesome
You have some awesome candy, AWESOME!
Your beating the hell out of us in cricket! lol
I like your accent, its soothing sometimes
and for some of those Americans that I offended:
Wow, You have the most awesome TV shows ever, scrubs, that 70's show, friends, How I met your mother, two and a half men and a whole lot of other funny shows (true blood is also the most awesome show I have ever seen :D)
Your president is a very lovely man it seems
You have oprah and ellen degeneres(who married an australian I might add) they are 2 very lovely people
You have some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!
Your men are sooooo hot!
Due date was a funny as hell movie
You get snow there, lucky bastards :D!
Your one of the richest countrys ever, dude, share some! :D

I hope all you people learn to except each other, and live in peace!

xxoo
love from,
Lisa Anita Clare

Anonymous said...

we haven't invented anything...
WHAT ABOUT PENICILLIN YOU MORON

Anonymous said...

Hey did you know out of the millions of 10 pound poms, only 250,000 went back home to live. And out of these 250,000, half of them came back to Australia.

I'm Irish, lived in England for 3 years, moved to Australia in 2001 and have never looked back. Australians are extremely friendly and you will fit in well if you're not a weak bastard (like most poms).

Maybe Australians just treat irish favourable because they know the Irish shaped this country more than England:)

Anonymous said...

God, I agree with you! You know what I hate the most about them? They ask everyone "Where are you from?"(even if some of the people were born here), before even asking our name just so they can label us and bitch behind our backs, they know NOTHING about other cultures and yet claim to be living in a "MULTICULTURAL WORLD".The immigrants built their country and they have the nerve to bitch and whine about them, while sitting on their fat lazy asses. They claim to love to "banter" but cannot take being insulted, while enjoying insulting others. I have never met a "decent aussie block" in the 10 something years I've been here.

shanesta said...

FUCK THEM AUSTRALIN CUNTS AND THERE FUCKING RULES THE STUPID UP TIGHT UP THERE OWN ASS FUCKING I DO WHAT I LIKE WITH THE NICE PLACE I LIVE AND FUCK THE WORLD FUCKING SHIT FACED FUCKING FUCK FACE WAMKERS WHO LIVE THERE DIE BTHITCHES FUCKING DIE OF AIDS AND CANCER YOU FUCKNG WANKER BASTERDS FUCKING CUNT FACE FUCK SHIT WANKERS FUCK YOU!!!!

Anonymous said...

Have you seen an Australian watch sport? They take it more seriously than life itself and I have never seen worse losers, apart from South Africans and New Zealanders. Only thing they have to put them on the map though so it's understandable.

Australians can sure as hell deliver banter but they are totally incapable of taking it. Case in point being the whole 'Convict' thing.

As for the comment above stating the Irish have shaped Australia more than the English... Good grief, you call the English weak yet the English first defeated the Irish in battle and then subjugated the country for the better part of 800 years. Now if anything that's weak.

Lauren said...

im an australian girl who was born here and whoever said "australians are physically unattractive" need to think about that because there are a lot of exotic looking people and not all of us have an accent!!! I've been out of the country once for a holiday and i was glad to come back. there are many people who AREN'T racist and don't try to be either. so just think about what you say. dont try to argue with me either because I'm only young.

Anonymous said...

I agree. THey're ugly people too:( damn it I have to live here with ugly people

Anonymous said...

I agree. Aussies are shitheads.

But to the little Limey cunts bashing America, saying it's a shame we didn't all die on 9/11. If we did, your little PUSSY island would have been blown off the map by now. The only thing protecting that little worthless rock you call England is AMERICA. Remember, the nation that kicked the shit out of you and won its freedom? Eventually even you had to succumb and become a democracy. But you still have to keep your stupid, racist, inbred, blue blood "royalty" around to pretend you still have class. And speaking of RACISTS, ask your stupid fucking Queen who's racist. Fucking worthless Limey idiots. Go watch a stupid soccer match and kill each other over the most boring game on Earth.
And here's a thought: try seeing a dentist and maybe even an orthodontist you stuck-up, cocksucking, douchebag limey fucks.
Now go watch your gay little "Prince" horse-face marry the cunty gold-digging teatotaler.
Your royals are fucking ridiculous pompous worthless white trash.

Anonymous said...

Australia is the worst country in the world and Australians are the worst people in the world.To those of you who say you have never experienced racism, thats because Australians takl about you behind your bacj because they dont have the balls to say it to your face.All they care about is shit AFL which is only popular in Australia because it is so shit.Australians think that they have the best soccer team in the world when almost the whole team is made up of european players like grella, bresciano, sterjovski, skoko.Just because they were born in Australia, doesnt make them Australian.High cost of living, no decent Television programs, new laws that dont make sense come out far too often, a PM who is a bogan and talks like a man, high interest rates, forced to vote, shall I go on.We dont like you and your country and will never call ourselves Australian because our families are not from here and before you say "fuck off then", as soon as we get the money to leave, then we will. :)

Nizza said...

You fucking ugly fat English cunts. Australians are a far superior culture to that shit hole of a place you call England. We have a better climate, environment, much much much much much much better looking women I mean my god English people have gotta be the fugliest inbred trailer trash beasts I have ever seen. Speaking of racism, it was YOU fucking retarded idiots that came to Australia and killed the beautiful aboriginal people not us. We are Australians now but in the early days it was the same old trashy English people That live in your shithole of a country. And the racism about 'pakis' as you call them in England makes me sick to my stomach, you intolerant trailer trash hicks. We are a much more multicultural and accepting society than you Fags will ever be. Our people are kind and welcoming to you fat cunts (lord knows why, get the fuck out of our country) yet when I go to England all I hear is absolute inbred illiterate pieces of shit. Why don't you do the world a favor and fucking kill yourselves. No-one likes you, everyone loves Australia. Wait... I think I hear something....it's your dad calling you, he says the Viagra has kicked in, quickly go suck his sweaty dick you fat Cunt. From Australia, the best place in the world, go suck your dads dick you inbred queers.

Anonymous said...

To the person that wrote this blog; you are truly, truly a sad excuse for a human being.

I hope your hatred takes you far in life, and you are very pleased you can sit at home behind your little computer and make a POWERFUL BLOG! Did you yell "I AM THE MAN" when you hit submit?

Well, you should have.

Anonymous said...

Sadly I am Australian. I hate my country and I hate Australians.

They are dumb morons who watch TV all night every night and are obsessed with sport.

The house prices are overpriced and I hope the market fails and all of the Aussie cunts lose hundreds of thousands of dollars.

All the houses are boxes of shit too.

The women are drunken sluts who have taken 20 cocks or more in their life.

They will divorce you on a whim and have no problem just palming their kids off to spend all their childhoods in childcare.

The government is a fucked up Nanny State in the extreme.

Australians are not politically active and just bend over and get fucked in the arse by the government no question asked.

Soon the speed limits on the roads will be down to zero. The Australians don't give a fuck about anything.

They live to eat, fuck and get pissed and watch footy.

If a plague wiped them all out I wouldn't give a fuck.

Now I just have to find another country to move to.

I fucking HATE Australia. I'd like to watch it burn.

In fact, good news for all others who hate Australia is that it is slowly being eaten alive by regulations and muslim immigrant scum.

Paul said...

Fight Racism - Kill an Aussie

Anonymous said...

I have to say I don't like the majority of Australians- my friends and I are a small minority and we refer to the Aussie's you have described as "bogans". We live in Australia, but are actually quite ashamed of our nation. No, I will not "fuck off" by the way, and I find that language to be so fowl and lazy that, forgive me for the offence, it could slip from the mouth of a bogan!

In all honesty, the climate, space, and supposedly the beaches (I'm a cold weather lover) are all Australia has going for it. I want more immigrants to be let in, but I'm not of a voting age. It's really hard being an Australian, as we're caught half-way between being a lower class Brit and an American posession. I wish there were such thing as a decent Australian culture, but it's largely racism and idiocy that thrive.

Anonymous said...

I would rather be a deported English convict than an English citizen.

Anonymous said...

I genuinely hate Australians. I do, really. not all of them, of course, because I haven't got the chance to meet every single one of them on the face of the Earth. If anyone knows a truly good Australian, I would love to meet him/her, because that would probably lessen the hatred towards Australian, that have grown in abundance in me. And I am a person who isn't very likely to feel hatred towards others, so take very good notes of that.

Most of all, I despise Australian women. Not the little girls, they are as cute as any other child in the world, but they tend to grow into women who do this for most of their lifetime:

1. They drink until they have no self respect. Disgusting ugly creatures.
2. Of course when they don't even respect themselves, who are stopping them from not respecting others? hence the next issue;
3. Racism. This applies to women AND men, woo what a surprise
4. They are unbelievably loud, and can't (or won't, for reasons I never really understand), speak and write English properly. Honestly this is hilarious.
5. They think they are better than others, they would do anything to stomp others and humiliate them, when they are actually humiliating themselves
6. The girls have no shame, throwing themselves to boys and race in having as much dicks possible in them in their lifetime
6. Their number one purpose in life would be to have ridiculous amount of fun, spending money that they don't have, going to Bali and fucking as many locals possible, playing with their hearts and using them before disposal. When I went to Bali, all the other tourists were just peaceful to look at, just pleasing. And then there were the Aussies, shamelessly getting drunk on the side of the road trying to punch the life out of each other even when they're actually friends. I know for a fact that Bali is a peaceful and respected place, and when I saw this I wanted to stab these stupid fuckers to death for disrespecting the Balinese people and polluting the road with such undesirable scene. That is such a shame. If I were a government representation there I would kick your asses out of the island because you are all such a DISGRACE.


My suggestion would be isolating yourselves (Australians of course!) in your desert-filled country and never go out of it, since they all think that their country is all rocket science. We do not need your money, contribution, even your FACES to be displayed anywhere in the rest of the world. Please, do the right thing and drown yourselves in Bondi Beach :)

Anonymous said...

To call a whole country racist and openly state you hate all Austalians is racist you drongo. Some Austlians can be racist but a lot of us are not, just like any country. We have become a more open country that is home to many cultures.


To be fair, pommies came here first and over time turned into Austalians, and we didn't really become our own people until 1901. So a lot of the orignal treatment of the Aboriginals was by pommies. And while us Aussies did keep it up- we are redeeming ourselves now, Kevin Rudd's sorry speech and we now have Goverment departments set up to protect Aboriginal rights. Aboriginal's are Australian's too, so even though you're 'trying' to defend them, you are not doing a very good job. I have Aboriginal friends who are very proud to be Australians. So you are insulting them as well, as they are a part of us.

We invented the box kite... well that's not saying much but we also invented Aussie Rules football, which is a great sport. We also invented the wine cask... and pre-paid postage and the electic drill, and the fist ever notepad, and one of the first ever fridges.

renaynay said...

So, we're all racist... Because we allow people from war torn countries to seek refuge here. You're logic confounds me, you hypocritical fool. I don't deny that there is a sub-sector of unintelligent, dole-bludging people here, not at all. I deal with them every day on my way to university on the train. Yes, thats right, university. I seek higher education and I am actually not the smartest person in attendance there. Every country has their own lower class and they are often found everywhere you go, just as in any country. Our economy is one of the best in the world at the moment, I do agree that there is plenty of ass-kissing going on to get us to this point but one has to start somewhere.

ALSO, all this business being said here about Australian women being sluts... I am a girl, 18, and still a virgin. I am not christian, I have my own ideas about religion, politics and world conflicts. I have my own identity, I am an Australian but I will not be included in some hypocritical, uneducated blogger's opinion of a country he clearly knows very little about.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Anonymous said...

As a seventeen year old female virgin who is attending university and is a proud Austalian Aboriginal (on my father's side), your post is ridiculously hilarious.

You are talking about how Australia was about fourty years ago- but the country has changed for the better.

Racism still happens- it happens in every country. Countries are not racist- people are. No matter what country you are in, you will find racists. And stereotyping a whole country like this is pretty racist in itself.

I can think of many important inventions that has come out of Australia, if you did a little bit of research before posting out your ignorance for the world to see maybe you would know that has well, instead of making a fool out of yourselves.


Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Hayden said...

One has to remember, though Australia did start off as a Penal colony, it soon flourished through immigration of none the less English who saw the new colony as a better life than being in England. Second thing is that yes the British colonists in Australia and even Australians (after federation in 1901) did try to adapt the Aboriginals into Western culture, but this was under the law of the British parliament. Face it, South and Central Americas' people faced a far worse treatment that what happened to the Aboriginals in Australia. Though some Australians can be ignorant, stupid and narrow minded, what country does have these sort of people? No country is perfect, none are close. Though we are concerned about more than just immigration even though it is a highly important matter. Due to the amount of land to protect with borders on all side with the ocean, and high area of land for people to hide, and also the resources in Australia that can sustain such a growing population. We are also concerned with Global warming, air and atmosphere pollution, and a high array of other problems that are faced with in all westernized countries in the world. We also have one of the leading researches into the development for cures for cancers of all sorts. As a people, Australia gives some of the most money to over countries for development in humanities and living standards, and for aid in natural disasters. It is always easy to judge others as a people, but most don't know the true story about us.

Nickeh. said...

Are you completely ludicrous? Yes we live in a beautiful country (You should probably learn grammar before you try and take on a whole country,) With an excellent climate and a whole continent to explore, but I really do not see why you are so simple minded. Sure there are some complete wankers out here, but you get that in any part of the world. As a matter of fact, some of the most Ignorant people I know are English.

You say that we "Destroyed our indigenous people." You must be completely dim-witted. It was the English that came to Australia and slaughtered the Aboriginals. We didn't even become "Australian" until 1901.

You then continued to say that we "offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement." The Electronic Pacemaker, The Bionic Ear, Spray-On Skin and Aspro (To name a few) were all invented in Australia. Get your facts straight before you start blabbering over the internet.

I have a few sponsors from all around the world for filming and skateboarding. I've had four of my English friends come over to my house in Sydney and stay with me for a few weeks. They didn't want to go back. Do you know why? "Everybody was inviting and incredibly nice."

I have no problem with England and English people. In fact, I'll be traveling to England next year and I can't wait. People like you however are the "ignorant, stupid - genetically thick, close-minded morons." You believe stupid stereotypes and believe everything you hear on the television.

Anonymous said...

what an dick head to add to another post australians where the 1st creater of films they are the reason u have movies they made the 1st advancement in this area the reason they are not so big now because there gov at the time did not think it to be worth money so the australian's who created film move to america where they where paid to make more advanced ments in this area so i'm a english and infact while in any culture on earth has there idiots, having travelled australia on many occassions i have found that most big cities are more mulitcultured now then most other places i have been on america, china,africa for a population any how australian are moving forward in dealing with the englishmans mess of the way we treated the aboriginals so we can't blame them get your facts right or maybe your a racist loud mouth englishman i can hear from the other side of the pub

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