God (the supreme deity, 13.8 billion years old, favourite colour: indigo) has kindly informed US TV evangelist (and all-round good Christian) Pat Robertson that there will be another 9/11 style attack this year. It is unclear whether contact was made via phone, email, fax, dream, angels etc.
It will be similar to a nuclear attack and will be some time after September - God refused to specify a date, and claimed: "If I told you everything it wouldn't be any fun!"
Pat said: "Sorry, sometimes he's a bit of a cunt like that."
Also predicted are a female President by 2010, England to win the Ashes, Euro 2008 and Murrey to win wimbledon... I guess that 1 out of 4 isn't too bad...
ReplyDeleteYou think sweet ol' Pat's bad, check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nQ6kagU60 . Gene Scott needed a wheelbarrow to carry his balls around in!
ReplyDeleteGene is a great advertisment for a PHD from Stanford.
ReplyDeleteSuch a shame that he is dead.